Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Xeadin Mar 15, 2010 19:38:17	I'm very bored... I need something to do...
#2 toastedamphibian Mar 15, 2010 21:39:24	www.websudoku.com
#3 Pinnacle Mar 15, 2010 22:05:33	www.addictinggames.com/dailyjigsaw.html www.rpol.net/ www.addictinggames.com/ Search for new webcomics. Go to the library. Wander around punching random people until somebody stops you. www.notalwaysright.com/ us.akinator.com/
#4 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 9:34:01	Ever try watching corn grow? It can be a riveting practice for the truly bored!
#5 Shiftkitty Mar 16, 2010 14:20:24	I got so bored on guard duty one night that I compiled a 15-page report on desk dust and what types were more attracted to various materials.
#6 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2010 14:33:44	Go to youtube and watch stupid videos. Maybe the most annoying song in the world?
#7 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 14:35:15	I was so bored once I started posting here.  Over 12,000 posts later ...
#8 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2010 14:36:28	Currently,  I use TVTropes to escape boredom a lot.
#9 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 14:40:17	I don't find headache inducing cross linking to be much of a relief of anything, boredom included.
#10 The-Mage-King Mar 16, 2010 14:41:24	Just read through one page or go to the WMG for real life. It's entertaining.
#11 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 14:43:10	Nah.  I prefer my entertainment without a side of eye splitting agony.
#12 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 15:11:22	Corn. Seriously peeps. It's where it is at as far as curing boredum goes.
#13 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 15:15:47	While that may be true, it's of little use.  The planting season hasn't quite reached us yet.
#14 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 15:18:25	Use your boredom to build your own miniature greenhouse, and then plant the corn so that you can watch it grow. See? First you're building {hence not bored} and second, after you are done building {and quite bored again} you can now satisfy your corn-watching fetishes.
#15 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 15:36:31	A mini greenhouse wouldn't work.  Corn grows pretty tall.  I think you need to give up on the corn idea, man.
#16 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 15:38:13	No! No, no, j-just wait! Give me a second chance, I know I can fix this! J-j-just... ah... just build a large miniature greenhouse, plant the corn and watch away. That'll solve everything, right?!
#17 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 15:39:44	Actually it's self-defeating.  If building the greenhouse alleviates boredom, why ever stop building to watch corn grow?  Once you solve your boredom, you no longer need a solution for it.
#18 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 15:40:51	But... well, corn tastes good right? We can agree on that at least?
#19 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 15:41:52	Yeah, I like corn.  Not canned corn, though.  Just cob corn and stuff made of corn.  Corn is nummy.  Oh, popcorn sucks.  Smells bad.
#20 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 15:43:22	I agree 100% with your assessment on corn. I believe that now, should boredom ever threaten to take hold of me, I shall seek out Z_B and discuss our thoughts on differing forms of produce.
#21 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 15:45:02	That could work.  It does have one major flaw, though.  It assumes I'll have thoughts.  That's a dangerous assumption.  Depending on the particular day, I'm anywheres from 40-123% brain dead.  Unless my calculations are off.
#22 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 15:45:58	Yeah, I suck at math too.
#23 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2010 15:47:17	Math sucks.  You never really need it for anything, you know?
#24 toastedamphibian Mar 16, 2010 16:12:32	It starts with something simple Like one and one ain't tree And two and two will never you get you five Then theres fractions in my subtractions And X don't equal Y But my homework Is bound to multiply
#25 Xeadin Mar 16, 2010 17:12:41	Yeah, I like corn.  Not canned corn, though.  Just cob corn and stuff made of corn.  Corn is nummy. Cornbread... Oh, popcorn sucks.  Smells bad. There's some popcorn out there that's not bad. I have relatives who own a company that sells bags of flavored popcorn- Killian Korn. It's the best...
#26 lhockee Mar 16, 2010 17:55:49	Ah, TA, what would we do without your insanity to keep us all company?
#27 toastedamphibian Mar 16, 2010 19:50:00	Ah, TA, what would we do without your insanity to keep us all company? I got so bored with my homework I turned on the TV The beauty contest winners Where all smiling through their teeth And they asked the new Ms America Hey babe, can you add up all thoes bucks She looked puzzled, then just said MATH SUCKS! Math sucks (Math sucks) Math sucks (Math sucks) You don't even have to spell it All you have to do is yell it! ... "Math Sucks" -Jimmy Buffett
#28 zombie_babies Mar 17, 2010 9:18:39	Cornbread... Yes!! There's some popcorn out there that's not bad. I have relatives who own a company that sells bags of flavored popcorn- Killian Korn. It's the best... Fool! And now I give you this (again): Met her on the CB Said her name was MiMi Sounded like an angel come to Earth (Eaaaarrrrrth) When I went to meet her Man you shoulda seen her Twice as tall as me three times the girth (Giiiirrrrriirrrrrth) Oh my fat baby loves to eat (Loves to eat) With a big ol' Buddah belly and her breast swing past her feet (Feet) Oh my fat baby loves to e-e-eat My big ol' fat ass baby loves to eat -Stewie and the Cowtones
#29 lhockee Mar 17, 2010 11:37:38	You know, if anyone said that they were still bored after reading this thread, I'd call 'em a damned liar.