But,seriously...Gripe water is your friend. Helps with colic,hiccups and general fussiness. Hope you have a great one,M.
Any of its body parts I can sell or use to make magical items?
No but the gold coins it can get you if used right can get magical items.
Any of its body parts I can sell or use to make magical items?
No but the gold coins it can get you if used right can get magical items.
The magical shop ruined DnD, I hate you!
Any of its body parts I can sell or use to make magical items?
No but the gold coins it can get you if used right can get magical items.
The magical shop ruined DnD, I hate you!
Magical shops? WTF? I was talking about hookers.
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
They can get you legit magical hookers. Like wizards witches.
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
200 bucks for a hooker!? Around here the standard price is 20, but it depends on how hard up for cash they are, with my awesome negotiating skills I once talked one down to 5 bucks.
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
200 bucks for a hooker!? Around here the standard price is 20, but it depends on how hard up for cash they are, with my awesome negotiating skills I once talked one down to 5 bucks.
And how many STDs did you win with that transaction?
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
200 bucks for a hooker!? Around here the standard price is 20, but it depends on how hard up for cash they are, with my awesome negotiating skills I once talked one down to 5 bucks.
And how many STDs did you win with that transaction?
None. For $5 all she did was listen to his troubles.
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
200 bucks for a hooker!? Around here the standard price is 20, but it depends on how hard up for cash they are, with my awesome negotiating skills I once talked one down to 5 bucks.
I suppose "standard" should have been replaced by "decent quality". Besides, that just makes my point even more. Besides, you live in Ohio, where everything and everyone is so terrible that no prostitute could actually charge more without losing business to the nearest object with a hole in it.
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
200 bucks for a hooker!? Around here the standard price is 20, but it depends on how hard up for cash they are, with my awesome negotiating skills I once talked one down to 5 bucks.
A 5$ hooker?!
Man, I wouldn't touch that with goldos junk.
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
200 bucks for a hooker!? Around here the standard price is 20, but it depends on how hard up for cash they are, with my awesome negotiating skills I once talked one down to 5 bucks.
A 5$ hooker?!
Man, I wouldn't touch that with goldos junk.
You're right, no need to steal his job.
All jokes aside, I wouldn't do that girl either.
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What does she look like?
As I recall, 1sp is the standard assumption of a commoner's wages in a day, at least in real D&D. Assume, for the sake of argument, that a standard hooker IRL costs $200 a night. About 2/3 of a US minimum wage laborer's weekly paycheck. Translating that to Bob Commoner's pay, call it 3sp. So those gold coins don't just get you hookers; they get you some of the best hookers in a good sized city. Magical item quality? No. But masterwork quality is usually entirely sufficient.
200 bucks for a hooker!? Around here the standard price is 20, but it depends on how hard up for cash they are, with my awesome negotiating skills I once talked one down to 5 bucks.
I suppose "standard" should have been replaced by "decent quality". Besides, that just makes my point even more. Besides, you live in Ohio, where everything and everyone is so terrible that no prostitute could actually charge more without losing business to the nearest object with a hole in it.
It sounds like youve spent some time in Ohio before, and its hookers!
Like I would sully myself by actually going there? No, I merely extended my gaze there briefly. It was almost as terrible as Florida.
Hey, our hookers are much better quality than Ohio hookers, and they cost more than $5. Actually, funny story. One time I was at this club in Ft. Lauderdale. I go get a drink and walk back to where the group I was with was hanging out. I walk by the dance floor and I see these two hot blondes that looked to be about 20. They were wearing really short and tight dresses. These two girls are making out and feeling each other up. I stop and check out their little show. One of them looks at me and smiles, and this guy walks up next to me. He looks about their age. Skinny guy with blonde hair. His clothes look a bit big for him. He turns to me and asks "You like that?" I tell him "Yeah, looks nice." The guy then says "You can have both for $500." I laughed all the way back to my group.
Like I would sully myself by actually going there? No, I merely extended my gaze there briefly. It was almost as terrible as Florida.
Hey, our hookers are much better quality than Ohio hookers, and they cost more than $5.
I was referring to Florida as a whole, not just its hookers. The hookers are obviously better, as it isn't Ohio or one of the other extremely methed-up states.
Like I would sully myself by actually going there? No, I merely extended my gaze there briefly. It was almost as terrible as Florida.
Hey, our hookers are much better quality than Ohio hookers, and they cost more than $5. Actually, funny story. One time I was at this club in Ft. Lauderdale. I go get a drink and walk back to where the group I was with was hanging out. I walk by the dance floor and I see these two hot blondes that looked to be about 20. They were wearing really short and tight dresses. These two girls are making out and feeling each other up. I stop and check out their little show. One of them looks at me and smiles, and this guy walks up next to me. He looks about their age. Skinny guy with blonde hair. His clothes look a bit big for him. He turns to me and asks "You like that?" I tell him "Yeah, looks nice." The guy then says "You can have both for $500." I laughed all the way back to my group.
Very, very similar to an experience I had in Savannah GA during St. Paddys Day celebration back in late 80's.
Like I would sully myself by actually going there? No, I merely extended my gaze there briefly. It was almost as terrible as Florida.
Hey, our hookers are much better quality than Ohio hookers, and they cost more than $5.
I was referring to Florida as a whole, not just its hookers. The hookers are obviously better, as it isn't Ohio or one of the other extremely methed-up states.
Flordia is totally methed up, dont you ever whatch the news? And you guys are missing my point, it wasnt a 5 dolla hooker, she was a 20 dolla one, but I talked her down to 5, cause im awesome like that, and I didnt have to pay extra for the stds, those came for free!!
This is awesome, sorry your thread turned into a discussion on hookers lol
Why be sorry? Hookers are peopel too.
This is awesome, sorry your thread turned into a discussion on hookers lol
Why be sorry? Hookers are peopel too.
Nuh-uh. They're cartoonish stick figures.
This is awesome, sorry your thread turned into a discussion on hookers lol
Why be sorry? Hookers are peopel too.
Nuh-uh. They're cartoonish stick figures.
Don't make this about your childhood.