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I Fart in your General direction!

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#1
baneofelves
May 15, 2009 22:34:38 This is another thread where you can just talk about anything. But I thought I'd give it a kickass name instead of "What do you wish to discuss?"

Also, know that I fart in your general direction!
#2
Dralenan
May 15, 2009 22:41:42 Your father smelt of elderberries!
#3
ocarina_guy
May 15, 2009 23:38:52 Go and boil your bottoms, you silly kaaah-nigits!
#4
baneofelves
May 16, 2009 1:08:24 I want you to bring me.......A SHRUBBERY!
#5
owls_and_more_owls
May 16, 2009 1:32:46 Obligatory Monty Pythons reference!

Am I in the cool kids club now?
#6
baneofelves
May 16, 2009 1:33:44 Make a ***damn Monty Python reference first, nooblet. Then you can join.
#7
dirtyfrank
May 16, 2009 1:36:45 This thread has now been rated. :P
#8
owls_and_more_owls
May 16, 2009 1:37:53 *sigh* fine.

"RUN AWAY!!" "RUN AWAY!!"
#9
baneofelves
May 16, 2009 1:38:50 It was that ******* that gave the entire OTT one star that rated this. I put it up to a 3 star thread! :D
#10
baneofelves
May 16, 2009 1:39:24
*sigh* fine.

"RUN AWAY!!" "RUN AWAY!!"

You're in.
#11
owls_and_more_owls
May 16, 2009 1:43:05 Yes! I call Poet Laureate!
#12
Kobold_Avenger
May 16, 2009 2:14:42 It's just a flesh wound!
#13
EscherEnigma
May 16, 2009 2:18:02 His name is Lancelot
He visits France a lot
He likes to dance a lot and dream
No one would ever know
That this outrageous pro
Bats for the other team.
#14
ellorin
May 16, 2009 8:29:59 I only have one thing to say...

Show
NI!
#15
baneofelves
May 17, 2009 13:36:01
Why do you always start "off-color", somewhat rude and vulgar, and controversial threads?
Do you like farting?
Do you like to smell the insides of others'?

I mean really... is this the place to talk about "farts"?

You don't have a girlfriend, do you?

;)

Oh my, the cranky old man is back. Yay.

this is a thread where we make random Monty Python quotes. One of them is, I fart in your general direction! The French used that to insult King Arthur.

"Now leave, or I shall taunt you a second time!"

And no, I don't like smelling someone's intestinal gas. What kind of dumb question is that?
#16
baneofelves
May 17, 2009 14:00:52 You've never seen the Holy Grail, I assume.

That's a classic. You need to watch that. And then we can have an argument about swallows, and how it's possible for them to carry coconuts.
#17
owls_and_more_owls
May 17, 2009 16:17:29
You've never seen the Holy Grail, I assume.

That's a classic. You need to watch that. And then we can have an argument about swallows, and how it's possible for them to carry coconuts.

Maybe an African Swallow.
#18
doomsought
May 17, 2009 16:36:44 IMAGE(http://i.techrepublic.com.com/blogs/HitPoints.jpg)
#19
Astromath
May 18, 2009 6:12:27 Stupid Facts - Fart Facts
#20
The-Mage-King
May 18, 2009 9:10:58 *Jarring Chord* No one expects the Spainsh Inqusition!!! Are chief weapon is fear! Fear and sur- Are two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless effienc- Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. And absolute fanatical devotion to the pope! Amongst our weapons are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and absolute fanatical devotion to the pope. And very lovely red unifor-Argh! Hold on,. we'll go out and come back in to try this again.
#21
zombie_babies
May 18, 2009 9:15:57 This thread? Turruahbl.
#22
The-Mage-King
May 18, 2009 9:18:36 Your... mother was a hamster and your farther smelt of elderberries! Now, go away you silly english peeg-dog, or we shall taunt you a second time! Ha!
#23
theseventhstooge
May 20, 2009 23:06:38 Bravely bold Sir Robin,
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O, brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his knee caps split,
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled,
Brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned over,
and his peni...

Uh, that's enough singing for now, lads!

(the last line or two I never really got down; sorry if they are wrong!)

TheSeventhStooge
#24
The-Mage-King
May 21, 2009 9:03:37 You got them right... Now, what's all this then?
#25
ADHadh
May 22, 2009 16:10:55 Why is that "Monty Python" always means "... and the Holy Grail" IN AMERICA?
Oh, why do I care. I've never wanted to be a poster anyway...
#26
owls_and_more_owls
May 22, 2009 16:36:08
Why is that "Monty Python" always means "... and the Holy Grail" IN AMERICA?
Oh, why do I care. I've never wanted to be a poster anyway...

Actually, I think that Flying Circus is better than Holy Grail. Why? Because of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8
#27
baneofelves
May 23, 2009 14:02:02
Why is that "Monty Python" always means "... and the Holy Grail" IN AMERICA?
Oh, why do I care. I've never wanted to be a poster anyway...

I've seen a few other MP movies, I just like The Quest For The Holy Grail the best.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 baneofelves May 15, 2009 22:34:38	This is another thread where you can just talk about anything. But I thought I'd give it a kickass name instead of "What do you wish to discuss?" Also, know that I fart in your general direction!
#2 Dralenan May 15, 2009 22:41:42	Your father smelt of elderberries!
#3 ocarina_guy May 15, 2009 23:38:52	Go and boil your bottoms, you silly kaaah-nigits!
#4 baneofelves May 16, 2009 1:08:24	I want you to bring me.......A SHRUBBERY!
#5 owls_and_more_owls May 16, 2009 1:32:46	Obligatory Monty Pythons reference! Am I in the cool kids club now?
#6 baneofelves May 16, 2009 1:33:44	Make a ***damn Monty Python reference first, nooblet. Then you can join.
#7 dirtyfrank May 16, 2009 1:36:45	This thread has now been rated. :P
#8 owls_and_more_owls May 16, 2009 1:37:53	sigh fine. "RUN AWAY!!" "RUN AWAY!!"
#9 baneofelves May 16, 2009 1:38:50	It was that ******* that gave the entire OTT one star that rated this. I put it up to a 3 star thread! :D
#10 baneofelves May 16, 2009 1:39:24	sigh fine. "RUN AWAY!!" "RUN AWAY!!" You're in.
#11 owls_and_more_owls May 16, 2009 1:43:05	Yes! I call Poet Laureate!
#12 Kobold_Avenger May 16, 2009 2:14:42	It's just a flesh wound!
#13 EscherEnigma May 16, 2009 2:18:02	His name is Lancelot He visits France a lot He likes to dance a lot and dream No one would ever know That this outrageous pro Bats for the other team.
#14 ellorin May 16, 2009 8:29:59	I only have one thing to say... Show NI!
#15 baneofelves May 17, 2009 13:36:01	Why do you always start "off-color", somewhat rude and vulgar, and controversial threads? Do you like farting? Do you like to smell the insides of others'? I mean really... is this the place to talk about "farts"? You don't have a girlfriend, do you? ;) Oh my, the cranky old man is back. Yay. this is a thread where we make random Monty Python quotes. One of them is, I fart in your general direction! The French used that to insult King Arthur. "Now leave, or I shall taunt you a second time!" And no, I don't like smelling someone's intestinal gas. What kind of dumb question is that?
#16 baneofelves May 17, 2009 14:00:52	You've never seen the Holy Grail, I assume. That's a classic. You need to watch that. And then we can have an argument about swallows, and how it's possible for them to carry coconuts.
#17 owls_and_more_owls May 17, 2009 16:17:29	You've never seen the Holy Grail, I assume. That's a classic. You need to watch that. And then we can have an argument about swallows, and how it's possible for them to carry coconuts. Maybe an African Swallow.
#18 doomsought May 17, 2009 16:36:44
#19 Astromath May 18, 2009 6:12:27	Stupid Facts - Fart Facts
#20 The-Mage-King May 18, 2009 9:10:58	Jarring Chord No one expects the Spainsh Inqusition!!! Are chief weapon is fear! Fear and sur- Are two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless effienc- Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency. And absolute fanatical devotion to the pope! Amongst our weapons are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and absolute fanatical devotion to the pope. And very lovely red unifor-Argh! Hold on,. we'll go out and come back in to try this again.
#21 zombie_babies May 18, 2009 9:15:57	This thread? Turruahbl.
#22 The-Mage-King May 18, 2009 9:18:36	Your... mother was a hamster and your farther smelt of elderberries! Now, go away you silly english peeg-dog, or we shall taunt you a second time! Ha!
#23 theseventhstooge May 20, 2009 23:06:38	Bravely bold Sir Robin, Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O, brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his knee caps split, And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned over, and his peni... Uh, that's enough singing for now, lads! (the last line or two I never really got down; sorry if they are wrong!) TheSeventhStooge
#24 The-Mage-King May 21, 2009 9:03:37	You got them right... Now, what's all this then?
#25 ADHadh May 22, 2009 16:10:55	Why is that "Monty Python" always means "... and the Holy Grail" IN AMERICA? Oh, why do I care. I've never wanted to be a poster anyway...
#26 owls_and_more_owls May 22, 2009 16:36:08	Why is that "Monty Python" always means "... and the Holy Grail" IN AMERICA? Oh, why do I care. I've never wanted to be a poster anyway... Actually, I think that Flying Circus is better than Holy Grail. Why? Because of this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8
#27 baneofelves May 23, 2009 14:02:02	Why is that "Monty Python" always means "... and the Holy Grail" IN AMERICA? Oh, why do I care. I've never wanted to be a poster anyway... I've seen a few other MP movies, I just like The Quest For The Holy Grail the best.