I Finally Did It

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#1

pigknight

Oct 17, 2012 19:26:55
I lost my BigMacginity.

It was ok. Nothing special. Could've used a second slice of cheese, and too much lettuce. 
#2

Mad_Jack

Oct 17, 2012 19:52:18

 Meh. I've eaten I think maybe three of them in my life. You're paying a ridiculous amount of money for the lettuce, tomato and extra nasty-ass sauce... I can order two double cheeseburgers for the same price.
#3

EscherEnigma

Oct 17, 2012 22:02:27
... you've never had a Big Mac before now?

... were you raised by hippies, yuppies, or just in such a small town that you didn't even have a McDonalds?
#4

pigknight

Oct 17, 2012 22:10:41
No, not really, I just always took the vanilla burger.
#5

EscherEnigma

Oct 17, 2012 22:16:38
... you're a weird, weird creature, little piggles.
#6

jetshield

Oct 17, 2012 22:48:33
I remember them being better than the last few I've eaten.
#7

The_Silversword

Oct 17, 2012 23:20:15
I was thinking pk was going to say he changed his avi, but he is a zombie pig so I guess thats cool. and EE is still EE, what the hell man? You could at least draw a little mask on there or somethig, Im looking on with disapproval buddy, ha!

But on topic, yeah big macs suck, I mean they always make a big tadoo about it, like its sooo masive or something, but its just 2 little hamburger patties on there, I remember the first time i got one, I was like are you kidding me? and that special sauce, ick, what is that stuff anyways? catsup and thousand island or something? I mean seriously who puts THAT on a burger? Double Quarter Pounder is the way to go if youre going to eat there, the Angus Mushroom Swiss burger aint too bad neither.
#8

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 18, 2012 9:23:44
I was thinking pk was going to say he changed his avi, but he is a zombie pig so I guess thats cool. and EE is still EE, what the hell man? You could at least draw a little mask on there or somethig, Im looking on with disapproval buddy, ha!

But on topic, yeah big macs suck, I mean they always make a big tadoo about it, like its sooo masive or something, but its just 2 little hamburger patties on there, I remember the first time i got one, I was like are you kidding me? and that special sauce, ick, what is that stuff anyways? catsup and thousand island or something? I mean seriously who puts THAT on a burger? Double Quarter Pounder is the way to go if youre going to eat there, the Angus Mushroom Swiss burger aint too bad neither.

You're under the false impression that what McDonald's serves is a "burger." It isn't.

#9

zombie_babies

Oct 18, 2012 9:32:47
Yeah, until you've had a burger you'll think fast food places make burgers.
#10

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 18, 2012 9:45:48
Yeah, until you've had a burger you'll think fast food places make burgers.

Yeah, they don't make food either.

#11

zombie_babies

Oct 18, 2012 10:24:43
True.  I guess I should have said that until you've had food you'll think fast food places make food.
#12

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 18, 2012 10:34:40
Much better.
#13

dirtyfrank

Oct 19, 2012 10:02:06
On a similar train of thought until you've had beer you'll think what Budweiser makes is beer.
#14

draco1119

Oct 19, 2012 10:04:55
On a similar train of thought until you've had beer you'll think what Pabst makes is beer.



Two all-beef patties/
Special sauce, lettuce, cheese/
Pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... 
#15

homicidal_squirrel

Oct 19, 2012 11:19:05
On a similar train of thought until you've had beer you'll think what Pabst makes is beer.


Neither Budweiser nor Pabts qualify as beer.
Two all-beef patties/

That's a total lie. There is no beef in there. I don't even think they have anything that qualifies as meat.
Special sauce,

Do you really want to know what is in that "special" sauce?
lettuce, cheese/
Pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... 

Old, stale, and made out of Chinese drywall.

#16

ADHadh

Oct 19, 2012 13:50:20
Yeah, I prefer Whoppers too.
I liked them "fresh whoppers", too bad it was a seasonal thing.