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#1 draco1119 Jul 08, 2011 13:57:44	But as Cleveland would say, "That's just nasty."
#2 Cpt_Micha Jul 08, 2011 14:03:51	I just want to point out she eats over 7 times in calories what a 'normal' (read in modern america well above normal) active person needs in a day.
#3 homicidal_squirrel Jul 08, 2011 14:08:08	And then you wonder why people in other countries call Americans fat.
#4 zombie_babies Jul 08, 2011 14:15:47	I just wanna know who that li'l brunette gal in the photo is.
#5 homicidal_squirrel Jul 08, 2011 14:17:15	I just wanna know who that li'l brunette gal in the photo is.  A mid-morning snack?
#6 zombie_babies Jul 08, 2011 14:18:29	Heh, possibly.  It'd be a damned shame, though.
#7 homicidal_squirrel Jul 08, 2011 14:21:57	Simpson has been married before and also has a 15-year-old son. She says that both her partners loved her largeness, and did their best to contribute to it. Her first husband was a chef who brought her leftovers when he came home late at night, according to Wikipedia. Her next partner, she hopes will be "handsome, slim and at least 10 years younger than me," she told the Daily Mail. Don't be surprised to see media-hungry takers who fit those requirements lining up for the position. They might well appreciate the television face-time they could get from a reality show that could be in the works any minute now. Sometimes I want to kill people...
#8 Klirshon Jul 08, 2011 15:28:32	What do you expect, she apparently makes approximately one hundred-thousand dollars because of her fans.
#9 zombie_babies Jul 08, 2011 15:32:31	And your 'people' are what makes that possible.  How's it feel to be complicit in this?
#10 Klirshon Jul 08, 2011 15:35:47	What do you expect from slaves? They are programmed to do what they are told (even if the commander doesn't understand what they are commanding).
#11 Jharii Jul 08, 2011 15:40:32	Heh, possibly.  It'd be a damned shame, though. Not really, I'd eat that every mid-morning...  and mid-afternoon... and...
#12 zombie_babies Jul 08, 2011 15:42:25	What do you expect from slaves? They are programmed to do what they are told (even if the commander doesn't understand what they are commanding). Just keep tellin' yourself that.  They like it.  You know they do.  Whatever it takes to get you through hibernation mode, though, man.  I understand.  Not really, I'd eat that every mid-morning...  and mid-afternoon... and... It's a different kind of ...
#13 Jharii Jul 08, 2011 15:43:36	Not really, I'd eat that every mid-morning...  and mid-afternoon... and... It's a different kind of ... You live in your world, I'll live in mine.  My version is much more appetizing.
#14 zombie_babies Jul 08, 2011 15:44:33	Well hells yes it is!  But it ain't what that monster would do to that poor li'l biscuit.  Hmm ... maybe I shouldn't call her a biscuit.
#15 Klirshon Jul 08, 2011 15:51:11	Just keep tellin' yourself that.  They like it.  You know they do.  Whatever it takes to get you through hibernation mode, though, man.  I understand.  Perhaps they do like it. Eventually this monster will eat more than she can handle, resulting in her expiration. My database recalls Mr. Creosote from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
#16 EscherEnigma Jul 08, 2011 16:24:32	Meh.