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I had a dream!

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#1
ADHadh
Nov 23, 2012 2:03:06 Ok, so in this dream RM made a trip to China and made a video about it. He was going to a "children street" in a city that looked suspiciously a lot more like Warsaw than anywhere in China and I think he was looking for a toy store. He got himself wet a lot, like every store had a shower installed or something and most of them had towels just outside. Finally he got to the street, saw a bunch of Asian kids near the entrance of a block of flats (many of whom were inexplicably dark skinned, like they were more Indian than Chinese), made a bunch of slightly racist comments and ended the video.
The video was shown in a QI spin-off called "Very Interesting", I think it was more like an actual game show. Stephen Fry said something about the video, then he said something about a text from the 19th or 18th century that was defending child prostitution and later was talking about some monkeys being shown videos, including child pornography (and was thankful that he doesn't need to chow pictures). Apparently the monkeys were confused and appalled by the content and smeared peanut butter over the videos. Later they allegedly put a real child and a giant play button on the ground before the monkey and it was even more confused. I think Fry said it was looking for peanut butter.

Then I thought someone knocked and woke up
#2
dirtyfrank
Nov 23, 2012 4:29:31 Oh I think one of them older posters or maybe he uses an ult now. It is sometimes to keep track of OTTers especially when I'm not around half the time. IDK it was so long ago.
#3
Klirshon
Nov 23, 2012 8:51:28 So your medication gives you strange dreams. I will log this into the database.
#4
zombie_babies
Nov 23, 2012 9:04:32 I think you could should be arrested for that dream. Something's seriously wrong and you may be are a danger to yourself and others. Especially children monkeys.
#5
Robin_Hoodlum
Nov 23, 2012 9:32:48 Who the hell dreams about RM!?
He's French-Canadian!!!
#6
jetshield
Nov 23, 2012 9:48:33 Well, nightmares are still dreams, so, yeah, I guess the girls do occasionally dream about RM. ;)
#7
zombie_babies
Nov 23, 2012 10:00:40 Thing is, a lot of what they dream actually happens. 'Hrmph' means yes in RM's world, after all.
#8
ADHadh
Nov 23, 2012 10:05:32
Who the hell dreams about RM!?
He's French-Canadian!!!

I don't know, something about RM, monkeys and illegal pornography just clicks.
Well the girls do. And creepy hairy Polish guys it would seem.

You flatter me! I'll better file for a restraining order
So your medication gives you strange dreams. I will log this into the database.

It was an apple-beer product. Guess I'll stick to tea.
#9
ADHadh
Nov 23, 2012 14:03:39
Poor dude. Dead and yet OTTers show no respect.

Eh, if his name is any indication, he'll be back.
#10
Mad_Jack
Nov 23, 2012 14:36:57
Poor dude. Dead and yet OTTers show no respect.

Pffft. Dead people are easier to kick, lol.
(Well, except me. )

#11
Robin_Hoodlum
Nov 23, 2012 14:53:41
Poor dude. Dead and yet OTTers show no respect.

You need to deserve respect before you get shown any.
...
...
Nah, who am I kiddin'? This is the OTT!
#12
ADHadh
Nov 23, 2012 15:29:27 While we're on the topic of disrespect, I forgot to mention that RM in my dream had inexplicably hoodlumish moustache. The rest was still him though and that's how he was named by Stephen Fry.
#13
The_Silversword
Nov 23, 2012 16:12:43 Im just glad im not the only one having OTTer dreams. But yeah ADH your dream seems to have really taken the cake, or in this case the peanut butter haha.

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#1 ADHadh Nov 23, 2012 2:03:06	Ok, so in this dream RM made a trip to China and made a video about it. He was going to a "children street" in a city that looked suspiciously a lot more like Warsaw than anywhere in China and I think he was looking for a toy store. He got himself wet a lot, like every store had a shower installed or something and most of them had towels just outside. Finally he got to the street, saw a bunch of Asian kids near the entrance of a block of flats (many of whom were inexplicably dark skinned, like they were more Indian than Chinese), made a bunch of slightly racist comments and ended the video. The video was shown in a QI spin-off called "Very Interesting", I think it was more like an actual game show. Stephen Fry said something about the video, then he said something about a text from the 19th or 18th century that was defending child prostitution and later was talking about some monkeys being shown videos, including child pornography (and was thankful that he doesn't need to chow pictures). Apparently the monkeys were confused and appalled by the content and smeared peanut butter over the videos. Later they allegedly put a real child and a giant play button on the ground before the monkey and it was even more confused. I think Fry said it was looking for peanut butter. Then I thought someone knocked and woke up
#2 dirtyfrank Nov 23, 2012 4:29:31	Oh I think one of them older posters or maybe he uses an ult now. It is sometimes to keep track of OTTers especially when I'm not around half the time. IDK it was so long ago.
#3 Klirshon Nov 23, 2012 8:51:28	So your medication gives you strange dreams. I will log this into the database.
#4 zombie_babies Nov 23, 2012 9:04:32	I think you could should be arrested for that dream. Something's seriously wrong and you may be are a danger to yourself and others. Especially children monkeys.
#5 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 23, 2012 9:32:48	Who the hell dreams about RM!? He's French-Canadian!!!
#6 jetshield Nov 23, 2012 9:48:33	Well, nightmares are still dreams, so, yeah, I guess the girls do occasionally dream about RM. ;)
#7 zombie_babies Nov 23, 2012 10:00:40	Thing is, a lot of what they dream actually happens. 'Hrmph' means yes in RM's world, after all.
#8 ADHadh Nov 23, 2012 10:05:32	Who the hell dreams about RM!? He's French-Canadian!!! I don't know, something about RM, monkeys and illegal pornography just clicks. Well the girls do. And creepy hairy Polish guys it would seem. You flatter me! I'll better file for a restraining order So your medication gives you strange dreams. I will log this into the database. It was an apple-beer product. Guess I'll stick to tea.
#9 ADHadh Nov 23, 2012 14:03:39	Poor dude. Dead and yet OTTers show no respect. Eh, if his name is any indication, he'll be back.
#10 Mad_Jack Nov 23, 2012 14:36:57	Poor dude. Dead and yet OTTers show no respect. Pffft. Dead people are easier to kick, lol. (Well, except me. )
#11 Robin_Hoodlum Nov 23, 2012 14:53:41	Poor dude. Dead and yet OTTers show no respect. You need to deserve respect before you get shown any. ... ... Nah, who am I kiddin'? This is the OTT!
#12 ADHadh Nov 23, 2012 15:29:27	While we're on the topic of disrespect, I forgot to mention that RM in my dream had inexplicably hoodlumish moustache. The rest was still him though and that's how he was named by Stephen Fry.
#13 The_Silversword Nov 23, 2012 16:12:43	Im just glad im not the only one having OTTer dreams. But yeah ADH your dream seems to have really taken the cake, or in this case the peanut butter haha.