I have identified the source of the Zombie Apocalypse virus...

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#1

yellowdingo

Mar 12, 2010 3:54:56
Bad news but it is a Raptor Virus. Basically someone is going to expose the remains of a Dino to a singularity. black hole radiation will alter the Dino's Quantum History so the difference between Dinosaur and Human (the whole death by comet, or flu virus) will cease to be. The existance of the Dinosaur Will re-activate as two seperate realities pass through one another. The Dino will live again.

Humans will suddenly find themselves stricken by the need to feed...
#2

The-Mage-King

Mar 12, 2010 9:55:43

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#3

lhockee

Mar 12, 2010 14:46:28
So did the Hospital let you early, or did you escape?
#4

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 12, 2010 18:47:51
Clearly escaped. With this much of a condition remaining, there's no way they let him out.
#5

The-Mage-King

Mar 14, 2010 13:05:21
Likelyhood of escape is ~.999.

Likelyhood of being left out early? ~1* 10-40.
#6

lhockee

Mar 14, 2010 13:13:25
I've always felt that those places are too soft on their patients sometimes. We need, hrmn... Corporal Punishment for those kind?
#7

EscherEnigma

Mar 14, 2010 14:58:54
He didn't escape, he's out on a day pass.
#8

The-Mage-King

Mar 14, 2010 15:09:43
That explains it...

Or they let them go online.
#9

Cpt_Micha

Mar 14, 2010 15:09:49
So are we supposed to prepare for dinosaurs resurrecting, or the Zombie plague?

I'm so confused

I only have so many bullets!
#10

The-Mage-King

Mar 14, 2010 15:10:18
Zombie dinosaur plague.
#11

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 14, 2010 18:32:56
Zombie dinosaur plague.

Oh. They're only a bit more dangerous than regular, so long as they're Classic Romero-Type zombies. Ok, I just need to modify a minigun to fire scrap metal-rounds similar to flechette ammunition. That removes zombie dinos and zombie 'umies real good.
#12

mynameisjake

Mar 14, 2010 22:49:58
Bad news but it is a Raptor Virus. Basically someone is going to expose the remains of a Dino to a singularity. black hole radiation will alter the Dino's Quantum History so the difference between Dinosaur and Human (the whole death by comet, or flu virus) will cease to be. The existance of the Dinosaur Will re-activate as two seperate realities pass through one another. The Dino will live again.

Humans will suddenly find themselves stricken by the need to feed...



That's a more original and cogent premise than most zombie movies.... I give it an 8.

#13

lhockee

Mar 16, 2010 9:24:44
I still have nightmares now about undead dinosaurs taking over the world... {shudder}