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#1 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:11:46	Or, so I've been told lately.
#2 cherubaddon Mar 20, 2009 14:15:48	Heh. Be careful. Putting up threads like this with your avatar is liable to get you killed. I warned you.
#3 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:16:46	Oh come on! Everyone loves a good ninja. Discuss!
#4 cherubaddon Mar 20, 2009 14:17:34	Still, you might want to change your avatar. Neither side takes particularly well to impostors.
#5 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:18:42	But, I'm a Ninja!
#6 cherubaddon Mar 20, 2009 14:21:27	Hey, Pirates have Ninji way's too. Ours simply involve bright colours, white parrots and ale. All right, that's it. You just demonstrated that you're actually a double-agent, working for none but yourself. And a woefully ill-informed at that. I'm waiting for a representative of the pirates, and then we'll kick your ass!
#7 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:24:47	Ooooh, really sly. You're such a nice manipulator of peoples words. I never said anything remotely like what you claim to quote. Fiend!
#8 cherubaddon Mar 20, 2009 14:26:30	Damn... looks like now I've got to commit sepukku...
#9 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:29:26	Either that or you could be more useful and we could sacrifice you to the local Oni in order to draw It out. Then, as It is weakened from devouring your filthy flesh, we ninja it to death. Hence, two problems solved in one glorious swoop.
#10 cherubaddon Mar 20, 2009 14:32:12	Either that or you could be more useful and we could sacrifice you to the local Oni in order to draw It out. Then, as It is weakened from devouring your filthy flesh, we ninja it to death. Hence, two problems solved in one glorious swoop. First, my death isn't supposed to be useful. Second, I won't be sacrificed. Third, tricking people (even Oni) is dishonourable. Fourth, how should consuming me weaken it? Fifth, my flesh isn't filthy. Sixth, if I'm dead, how can "we" ninja anything? Seventh, that wouldn't be glorious. And lastly, look at my avatar: do I really look like someone who considers an Oni a "problem"? Since when do the ninjas accept morons into their ranks?
#11 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:36:48	First, my death isn't supposed to be useful. Jhonesy - "Oh yes it is!" Second, I won't be sacrificed. Jhonesy - "Oh yes you will!" Third, tricking people (even Oni) is dishonourable. Jhonesy - "He had it coming!" Fourth, how should consuming me weaken it? Jhonesy - "You're tainted. Oni can't stomach tainted food." Fifth, my flesh isn't filthy. Jhonesy - "Do you even use a mirror these days? Or bathe? Sixth, if I'm dead, how can "we" ninja anything? Jhonesy - "By we I refer to myself, and all my Shaman Spirit Ninja Allies of Spirit Awesomeness." Seventh, that wouldn't be glorious. Jhonesy - "What would you care, you're dead!" And lastly, look at my avatar: do I really look like someone who considers an Oni a "problem"? Jhonesy - "Yes. You look like someone who covers yourself in armour 'cause you can't stand the pain." Moroninja. Jhonesy - "That's Mister Moroninja to you!"
#12 cherubaddon Mar 20, 2009 14:44:32	Third, tricking people (even Oni) is dishonourable. Jhonesy - "He had it coming!" Fourth, how should consuming me weaken it? Jhonesy - "You're tainted. Oni can't stomach tainted food." Fifth, my flesh isn't filthy. Jhonesy - "Do you even use a mirror these days? Or bathe? Sixth, if I'm dead, how can "we" ninja anything? Jhonesy - "By we I refer to myself, and all my Shaman Spirit Ninja Allies of Spirit Awesomeness." Seventh, that wouldn't be glorious. Jhonesy - "What would you care, you're dead!" And lastly, look at my avatar: do I really look like someone who considers an Oni a "problem"? Jhonesy - "Yes. You look like someone who covers yourself in armour 'cause you can't stand the pain." Moroninja. Jhonesy - "That's Mister Moroninja to you!" Whatever, pirate. Can't trick me. Your cluelessness about Oni, your way of referring to yourself in the third person, and your random honourless insults have given you away. You can change your avatar back, it no longer matters. Sorry, my friend, nice try. Oh, and that armour is a gift from an Oni. And the claws do 1d10/contagion. Hehe.
#13 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 14:48:18	Bah, everyone knows that Pirates are better anyway!
#14 cherubaddon Mar 20, 2009 15:07:58	Now, you show your true face, scoundrel! Whatever. I'm gonna gather my blades, I've got a suicide to commit. See ya.
#15 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 15:09:02	Enjoy that Purgatory! Send me some postcards!
#16 rake Mar 20, 2009 15:19:23	*drags this thread into an alley, and slits it's throat* Stay dead.
#17 zombie_babies Mar 20, 2009 15:24:12	*sneaks into alley after Rake leaves, sets thread's corpse on fire* Yeah, stay the dead. You suck.
#18 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 15:36:44
#19 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 18:15:01	Animate Thread. Cool, I gots a zombified thread as a slave. :D
#20 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 18:16:17	Ah ****! *sigh* Wadda ya need master? *grumblegrumble*
#21 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 18:32:05	Bring me a rare ribeye steak, a Coke, and some fries. After I've finished my meal, kidnap some girls to serve as my harem (all mortal necromancers must have a harem of magically dominated females; Necromancy For Dummies, Pg. 54.)
#22 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 18:36:50	Yes master. *undeadfrickingcough*
#23 doneisi Mar 20, 2009 19:00:25	Yes master. *undeadfrickingcough* Wait, why are you doing those things instead of a the thread?
#24 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 20, 2009 19:02:43	I don't really know. Threadomancy is a mysterious art.
#25 jhonesy Mar 20, 2009 19:27:22	:P On another, almost related note: Check It Out.