I'm Going to Become a Somalian Pirate!

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#1

awesome_dude

Apr 11, 2009 15:44:40
My friends and I have come up with a plan to make some money in these last and worst of times. We have located a dealer in Ukraine willing to sell us an old Soviet Destroyer for pretty much nothing. Our numbers are in the 10-15 range, so we wouldn't mind additional personnel (pay is $0 a week plus loot, but may improve if we find sponsors). I will be first mate, but I assure you that the captain is fair and brave (for now; if he doesn't turn out well, we'll mutiny and I'll take his place). AK-47s will be provided, as will ammo. Other weapons will be present to handle more difficult situations, such as assaults by naval forces.

So, anyone up for this opportunity for a glorious life of ship-jacking in the Red Sea?
#2

baneofelves

Apr 11, 2009 15:46:01
This is not funny. This is tasteless. People are at risk, and you're making fun of/glorifying it? That is messed up.
#3

awesome_dude

Apr 11, 2009 15:48:38
This is funny. This is tasteless. People are at risk, and you're making fun of/glorifying it? That is messed up.

Fixed.