P.S. Don't ask for pics, she's mine!!!! LOL
P.P.S. I know you guys have your minds in the gutter.:P
you lucky... eh... Congratulations :D !
The lady-folk really do make life better.
Just remember it's all fun and games till she asks to borrow your wallet
The lady-folk really do make life better.
In this regards, I prefere Nietzsche:
'Ah women. They make the highs higher, and the lows more frequent.'
Obviously the OP is lying. The rule is 'pics or it didn't happen' and he's obviously refusing pics. I declare Shenanigans.
P.S. Don't ask for pics, she's mine!!!! LOL
If you think thats why I would want pics, then you haven't been paying attention.
Still, you have my
In this regards, I prefere Nietzsche:
'Ah women. They make the highs higher, and the lows more frequent.'
Obviously the OP is lying. The rule is 'pics or it didn't happen' and he's obviously refusing pics. I declare Shenanigans.
This.
Obviously the OP is lying. The rule is 'pics or it didn't happen' and he's obviously refusing pics. I declare Shenanigans.
Congrats only come once proof can be presented.
In this regards, I prefere Nietzsche:
'Ah women. They make the highs higher, and the lows more frequent.'
Obviously the OP is lying. The rule is 'pics or it didn't happen' and he's obviously refusing pics. I declare Shenanigans.
This.
Enjoy your relationship and ignore these internet idiots. They're obviously just jealous. ;)
Enjoy your relationship and ignore these internet idiots. They're obviously just jealous. ;)
KillerGM, I never knew you were a psion...
...what am I thinking about now?
Enjoy your relationship and ignore these internet idiots. They're obviously just jealous. ;)
I ain't jealous. I wouldn't want a stinky girl, anyway. Yeah, that's right. I called ya all stinky. Ya got cooties too. Ick.
...how did you know?
Holy cow...
...how did you know?
Because you're always thinking about furries.
....now?
Guess what I'm thinking of now!
****.
I have projected the answer into EE's mind.
:P
Ha! I was thinking about bewbies!
:P
Furry bewbies
.Furry bewbies.
Dammit, you ninjad me and stole my line
!Furry bewbies.
Hmmm....
You are a tricky one.
Eh, if he was thinking about furry bewebies, I'm thinking my guess of '****' was close enough, especially as I really doubt he was thinking of them in a purely artistic sense.
You'd be surprised.
Furry bewbies
Do you not like women that have more chest hair than their man? ;)
Tentacle Porn?
No. But close. Guess again.
Well you are now.
...........sunnuva *****. No fair! You projected that thought in my mind! Is EVERYONE here taking levels in psion?
Maybe he reads your blog.
I don't have a blog. I have a few vent threads, but that's it. And I never really talked about the kind of porn I like. I just stated my strong dislike for furries.
Well, you have mentioned your appreciation of hentai fairly frequently, so the tentacle bit isn't that much of an extrapolation.
Not all hentai is tentacles and maids. ;)
I'm so happy. She bought me McDonald's for dinner.:D
Anyways, once you get them pics, don't post them here. Post them in the what race/class are ya thread.
I'm sorry that you had to endure McDonald's.
Anyways, once you get them pics, don't post them here. Post them in the what race/class are ya thread.
LOLOLOL, what???
I just got back from being with her again. We went to a super secret spot, that's right by Ocean Beach here in SF. As far as pics, I'll post them up later. Don't worry, I'll get them eventually.... and all of you will be proven wrong. HA!!!!!
I'm so happy. She bought me McDonald's for dinner.:D
I hope I won't be ... I believed you. It's a shame you caved to them. *shrugs*
I would also be wary of posting a new girlfriend's photos on the internets. Be sure she knows what you're doing. :P
You know what, that's right. I never thought about that. Ok, no pixorz.
Then, in about ten posts, it became about porn.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
Did anyone else notice that this thread started with "Hey! I gots me a girlfried and now we are in a mutual relationship!"
Then, in about ten posts, it became about porn.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
... your point?
I add my
+1
to shenanigans!
Did anyone else notice that this thread started with "Hey! I gots me a girlfried and now we are in a mutual relationship!"
Then, in about ten posts, it became about porn.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
That's cuz porn is more interesting to talk about. And look at.
Relationship. Bah!
I add my
+1
to shenanigans!
As do I! I call shenanigans!
That's cuz porn is more interesting to talk about. And look at.
If ya don't know how to read cuz you're lazy.
Erotica is where it's at. ;)
If ya don't know how to read cuz you're lazy.
Erotica is where it's at. ;)
Erotica is good, too. Me likey!
Guys are dirty minded?
That's just stating the obvious. I was hoping for something more... inspired.
That's just stating the obvious. I was hoping for something more... inspired.
That's what she said. ;)
Sorry but I just couldn't resist. :D
That's just stating the obvious. I was hoping for something more... inspired.
There's only so much insight and depth you can get from a tepid pool of ***.
There's only so much insight and depth you can get from a tepid pool of ***.
And that's what he said!
Anyway your enthusiasm will be broken in time (as will your will to live :P ).
But yeah, good show.
And that's what he said!
... Yes. Yes I did.
Out of curiosity, just how many three letter words are filtered? I can think of two, and one of them makes no sense in that context.
As do I! I call shenanigans!
After carefully considering the options I have, I decided against posting up her picture. Whoever has an issue with this, and is calling shenanigans..... Get over it.
After carefully considering the options I have, I decided against posting up her picture. Whoever has an issue with this, and is calling shenanigans..... Get over it.
(dood, we're just pickin at ya. Don't take it so personally)
SHENANIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS! Get him! Brun the Shenanigan-er at the stake!
After carefully considering the options I have, I decided against posting up her picture. Whoever has an issue with this, and is calling shenanigans..... Get over it.
We're just messin' wit ya'.
I failz. Thanks everyone for the positive feedback, and to the others for pulling one on me. The more I post here, the more I appreciate conversing with other gamers.
Do you pay for it? I know I don't. My priest says I should not purchase pornography.
But then again... paying for porn is silly while the internet exists.
Back to the real topic: Porn.
Do you pay for it? I know I don't. My priest says I should not purchase pornography.
That's cuz he wants more for himself. If anyone gives you crap about porn, just tell 'em this: "Hey, at least I'm not going to a hooker. You can get diseases from hookers. You can't get diseases from a dirty magazine. AND, you can't get a magazine pregnant either. Unless it's one ****in crazy magazine. And that's why I aim off to the side, just like this, just in case...."
Worked on my parents. :D
Now it's extra creepy.
That... would have just been regular creepy had it not been for that last part...
Now it's extra creepy.
It's a good argument to use on stupid parents. Y'know what's really strange? My dad gets mad when he catches me lookin at noodie mags, but he's also offered to get me condoms in case I wanted to bang a chick.
That is a serious contradiction rite there. So, I crafted that argument to get him to STFU and leave me alone.
I suggest that you use it, if need be. It's a good one
Not really bane. It would be a contradiction if he yelled at you about the magazines and then later gave you some or if he gave you condoms and then said he is against you having sex. You wacking off to magazines has little to do with your father seeming to approve of you having sex with girls your own age.
He gave me this long BS lecture about pre-marital sex, too. And he also gave me a lengthy lecture about how one night stands are "so bad"
a few days later, he tries to give me condoms. WTF?
a few days later, he tries to give me condoms. WTF?
Well this is the newer advice out. It is proven that when a parent tells their child to not have sex or what not; a majority of the children will still ingage in sexual activities despite what their parents told them. Knowing that this will happen, it is now being taught that parents should also give their children condoms so that when their children disobey their parents, hopefully the children will have enough of a brain to use a condom so as to help prevent unwanted pregnancies and to help stop the spread of STDs. It not really contradictory. It's more of commonsense.
Because kids are stupid and don't listen?
.....Dood. There was this one dumb chick that I know (who shall remain nameless *coughNadineAtzet*cough) that came onto me. Before things got too wild, I pushed her off, and ran like hell.
And he knows, too. So he knows that I'm trust worthy with the the wimmenz.
And when someone shouts at you for a half hour about premarital sex, then tries to hand you condoms a few days later......you get my point.
.....Dood. There was this one dumb chick that I know (who shall remain nameless *coughNadineAtzet*cough) that came onto me. Before things got too wild, I pushed her off, and ran like hell.
And he knows, too. So he knows that I'm trust worthy with the the wimmenz.
And when someone shouts at you for a half hour about premarital sex, then tries to hand you condoms a few days later......you get my point.
But was she hot?
Well this is the newer advice out. It is proven that when a parent tells their child to not have sex or what not; a majority of the children will still ingage in sexual activities despite what their parents told them. Knowing that this will happen, it is now being taught that parents should also give their children condoms so that when their children disobey their parents, hopefully the children will have enough of a brain to use a condom so as to help prevent unwanted pregnancies and to help stop the spread of STDs. It not really contradictory. It's more of commonsense.
I know that, but he went on about how it's "so bad"
then does a complete 360. This isn't the only thing he's done it on. He used to tell me **** about how I'm not good enough to join the military, and NOW, after telling me that I can't do it, has changed his mind, and.....I haven't changed any of my behaciors/actions.The man is a walking contradiction waiting to happen.
But was she hot?
Ehh, I guess. It was the fact that
1) she was the GF of my BEST FRIEND at the time
and mainly,
2) I knew she was a ****.
that kept me offa her.
I ninja'd you DF. :P
Not at all. I say your post before I began posting. Your post had no content so I decided that it would be better if I posted a response to bane.
Ehh, I guess. It was the fact that
1) she was the GF of my BEST FRIEND at the time
and mainly,
2) I knew she was a ****.
Then that doesn't count.
It was self preservation. She was probably a living cocktail (pun so intended) of STDs.
Not at all. I say your post before I began posting. Your post had no content so I decided that it would be better if I posted a response to bane.
Back to the real topic: Porn.
Do you pay for it? I know I don't. My priest says I should not purchase pornography.
The real topic is my new relationship. You, and 2-3 others sidetracked the whole thread into discussions about pron.;)
It's ok. I find this very entertaining, to say the least.
The real topic is my new relationship. You, and 2-3 others sidetracked the whole thread into discussions about pron.;)
It's ok. I find this very entertaining, to say the least.
This is the OTT, it's not if you'll get derailed, it's will you get derailed before post 30.
This is the OTT, it's not if you'll get derailed, it's will you get derailed before post 30.
It's like a social experiment all up in here.
Goal #1 - Keep your kids from harm. Condoms prevent illness and pregnancy, two of the worst nightmare scenarios parents face. Unplanned pregnancy is a crappy thing to have happen to a teenage/young adult. AIDS and other STD's are even worse.
Goal #2 - Teach my kid my values. Which might include waiting until the time is right to have sex. Also, not stealing my porn or using my computer to view it. Nothing quite so revealing as googling hap.. and seeing happy naked girls auto populate. I now have the perfect embarrasing family story.
Personally, I'd inform my kid of my values, my reasoning,and then explain all the ways to have sex wihtout risk of pregnancy. i don't want my teenager having sex, but I don't want them sick or pregnant or getting someone else pregnant.
I don't have a problem with porn for guys over the age of 16 - if it keeps them from making babies or spreading disease go for it.
Sometimes, when you are a parent, you have these seemingly contradictory goals.
Goal #1 - Keep your kids from harm. Condoms prevent illness and pregnancy, two of the worst nightmare scenarios parents face. Unplanned pregnancy is a crappy thing to have happen to a teenage/young adult. AIDS and other STD's are even worse.
Goal #2 - Teach my kid my values. Which might include waiting until the time is right to have sex. Also, not stealing my porn or using my computer to view it. Nothing quite so revealing as googling hap.. and seeing happy naked girls auto populate. I now have the perfect embarrasing family story.
Personally, I'd inform my kid of my values, my reasoning,and then explain all the ways to have sex wihtout risk of pregnancy. i don't want my teenager having sex, but I don't want them sick or pregnant or getting someone else pregnant.
I don't have a problem with porn for guys over the age of 16 - if it keeps them from making babies or spreading disease go for it.
You totally have a HUGE stash. :P
Goal #2 - Teach my kid my values. Which might include waiting until the time is right to have sex. Also, not stealing my porn or using my computer to view it. Nothing quite so revealing as googling hap.. and seeing happy naked girls auto populate. I now have the perfect embarrassing family story.
What a parent should do is tell their child to go buy their own computer/laptop to view porn with. All them computer viruses will show them. ;)
What a parent should do is tell their child to go buy their own computer/laptop to view porn with. All them computer viruses will show them. ;)
You do realize that if one computer in a family household becomes infected, it can possibly infect the whole network.
You do realize that if one computer in a family household becomes infected, it can possibly infect the whole network.
Why would you need it on a network?
Why would you need it on a network?
Wireless DSL. If say my laptop were to be infected, the other computers on the same network have the potential to be also.
Wireless DSL. If say my laptop were to be infected, the other computers on the same network have the potential to be also.
What's up with everyone and wireless? Is it also really easy for other computers on the network to get infected or is it just the nasty viruses that do this?
You keep saying that, but my life is boring. It just wouldn't be interesting. I don't see how adopted kids are going to make that any better.
I mean if you/your SO got knocked up.
Is it evolution?
And seriously, stop thinking about me getting pregnant. It's never gonna happen.
Gimme a few minutes.
Seriously, should I ever have kids (whether they be by adoption, artifical inseminiation, or miracle) I'll probably give them the talk, and then show them what drawer I'm putting condoms into in their bathroom. If I have a daughter? I won't care if she says she doesn't have a sex life, I'll get her on birth control. The fact is, there are some things that (as a parent) are beyond your control. So though you may not want them to happen, it's best to make sure your kids have the tools and educaiton to at least make the situation not as bad. Safety wise, abstinence is better then any sex, but if your kids are screwing anyway, birth control + condom is better then going raw. No glove, no love and all that.
+1
Kids these days! Sheesh!
That and I'd probably get put on the sex offender's list for mailing a 15-year-old boy a tied-off condom.
...You could just spit in a cup...
Next topic.
Personally I'm all 'bout the strawberry/banana.
That said, as long as we are talking about real pies, for the purpose of eating (and that is not a metaphor or analogy or anything) then I actually prefer meat pies. Chicken pot pie, shephard's pie, stuff that's a real meal, not just desert. Sweet pies just don't cut it for me.
But banana cream is good too.
EDIT: After reading EE's post, I'd just like to say that I, too, was talking about food and not some thinly-veiled attempt at sexual innuendo.
Pie: Perfectly safe
Marshmellows: I'm talking about girl parts.
You totally have a HUGE stash. :P
I wouldn't call 30 hentai dvds a huge stash - espcially when a good 1/3 are duds.
Ok, what's the big deal about hentai? I never understood why animated porn was so special. Can someone enlighten me?
For a lot it isn't the actual nudity, sex, or porn that is arousing but the thoughts and feelings that they help people conjure up.
Ok, what's the big deal about hentai? I never understood why animated porn was so special. Can someone enlighten me?
Not really. It's sort of like fetishism, I suppose: you're either into it or you're not. I really can't explain what the deal is with either, but there's enough people who are into it. If you really want to know what's up with Hentai, I can only recommend giving it a try.
Ok, what's the big deal about hentai? I never understood why animated porn was so special. Can someone enlighten me?
I'm less insecure with cute drawings than over-the-top attractive girls half my age. More plot, fun sex, does what porn is supposed to do when it is at its best. Can be more elegent than live action, which admittedly I haven't seen regularly in 20 years. I've never laughed during a live-action porn(giggled at the bad acting maybe). Laughter and sex is probably the most potent combinations of endorphins around.
On the other hand, there is some downright ugly stuff as well that can make you wonder about human nature. Horror hentai is just depressing. Like live-action porn, box descriptions can be misleading, hence the 10 or so duds in our collection.