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#1 jesse.two.coins May 30, 2013 14:53:08	Ok so I have an interview to be a parts driver at an O'reilly's auto parts store, any advice or well wished can be posted here interview is tomorrow at 10 am! I think I've got this guys
#2 zombie_babies May 30, 2013 15:00:42	Good luck, broski!
#3 homicidal_squirrel May 30, 2013 15:53:11	Ok so I have an interview to be a parts driver at an O'reilly's auto parts store, any advice or well wished can be posted here interview is tomorrow at 10 am! I think I've got this guys Don't screw it up! Hoefully you get it. Then you can get paid, get a girl friend, and start sharing pics.
#4 draco1119 May 30, 2013 18:28:07	Wear a Corvette polo to the interview!
#5 homicidal_squirrel May 30, 2013 18:32:01	Wear a Corvette polo to the interview! I'm going to let ZB ake this one because I know how much he would like to discuss this.
#6 draco1119 May 30, 2013 18:35:45	I think we should let Micha weigh in, too. I bet this is one of those "appropriate occasions".
#7 homicidal_squirrel May 30, 2013 18:37:35	Appropriate if J2C is hoping to land a position as an unemployed homeless person.
#8 draco1119 May 30, 2013 18:48:26	Or, y'know, work at a company that deals with cars.
#9 Hipster_Dog May 30, 2013 19:06:21	They have interviews for jobs at the scrapyard?
#10 homicidal_squirrel May 30, 2013 21:02:07	Or, y'know, work at a company that deals with cars. :teach Sure, after he gets hired, if it's part of the uniform. But why would you show up in a corvette polo? Have you seen those things?
#11 The_Silversword May 30, 2013 23:08:38	Good luck man! Just keep your cool, and remeber to send a thank you letter after the interview.
#12 Cpt_Micha May 31, 2013 11:47:02	Ok so I have an interview to be a parts driver at an O'reilly's auto parts store, any advice or well wished can be posted here interview is tomorrow at 10 am! I think I've got this guys Well since you've already had the interview as a former parts monkey I can give you on the job advice. For the first couple weeks, make sure you have part numbers jotted down when you have to go in the back and get parts. Especially when you've got multiple parts to pick up. Also once you start picking things up car knowledge wise you'll soon figure out that yes most people truly are ignorant chumps.
#13 Cpt_Micha May 31, 2013 11:47:36	Or, y'know, work at a company that deals with cars. :teach Sure, after he gets hired, if it's part of the uniform. But why would you show up in a corvette polo? Have you seen those things?  still better than wearing toe shoes in public, by a landslide.
#14 homicidal_squirrel May 31, 2013 12:05:38	Or, y'know, work at a company that deals with cars. :teach Sure, after he gets hired, if it's part of the uniform. But why would you show up in a corvette polo? Have you seen those things?  still better than wearing toe shoes in public, by a landslide. Next thing you know, you'll be telling us how fashionable Hawiian print shirts are fashionable.
#15 jesse.two.coins May 31, 2013 12:48:33	lol I feel like I aced it, thanks guys! Now I'm just waiting for the drug test to come through
#16 The_Silversword May 31, 2013 12:53:47	They already drug tested you? Id say its in the bag man.
#17 jesse.two.coins May 31, 2013 13:02:47	They already drug tested you? Id say its in the bag man. its not the job I wanted but its the job I needed, it'll do until I can find something else, 25 hours a week at 8/hr
#18 homicidal_squirrel May 31, 2013 16:00:23	They already drug tested you? Id say its in the bag man. its not the job I wanted but its the job I needed, it'll do until I can find something else Are you an escort?
#19 Hipster_Dog May 31, 2013 17:41:41	They already drug tested you? Id say its in the bag man. its not the job I wanted but its the job I needed, it'll do until I can find something else, 25 hours a week at 8/hr Boy you guys have low standards.
#20 jesse.two.coins May 31, 2013 20:30:07	bleh
#21 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 14:04:24	UPDATE: I got an interview at autozone, and decided to go with them instead of O'reilly's. They offered possible management positions in the near future as well as free ase certifications!
#22 The_Silversword Jun 05, 2013 14:09:03	Hell yeah man, that sounds like a better deal there.
#23 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 14:12:38	Hell yeah man, that sounds like a better deal there. yeah and I don't have to drive  I can't remember if I told you guys but I was in a pretty violent car crash a couple months back that peeled like half my face off, so driving is barely tolerable and I couldn't imagine having a job doing it
#24 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2013 14:20:13	Owwie.  Pics?
#25 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 14:32:04	Owwie.  Pics?  these images are gory and probably nsfw [spoiler] I blurred out the bashed in teeth lol this was two weeks after and skin is starting to grow back[/spolier]
#26 thetakeiway Jun 05, 2013 14:34:35	Damn, man, that looks like one nasty accident. Are you fully recovered?
#27 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 14:40:19	Damn, man, that looks like one nasty accident. Are you fully recovered? lol yup! no lasting damage except the scars around my eyes, and on my forehead. I should have been quicker with my seatbelt  course the **** also shouldnt have blindly swung through the instersection with a pregnant woman in the car, she caused permanent damage to my little brothers spine
#28 thetakeiway Jun 05, 2013 14:54:05	That's too bad. Your brother isn't too badly hurt is he?
#29 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 15:00:11	That's too bad. Your brother isn't too badly hurt is he? nah he didn't take to powerlifting like I did so hes not super bothered, it will affect him alot later on in life though unfortunately
#30 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2013 15:02:15	Owwie.  Pics?  these images are gory and probably nsfw [spoiler] I blurred out the bashed in teeth lol this was two weeks after and skin is starting to grow back[/spolier] Owwie.  Not smexy enough, though.
#31 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 15:06:04	Oh ZB I was swollen and stuff lol a dashboard and windshield will do that, Im back to my gorgeous self now
#32 zombie_babies Jun 05, 2013 15:13:37	I'm just sayin' that if they were gonna bind you all up like that they could have done it in a hawtter way, that's all.
#33 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 15:27:04	oh yeah I shoulda complained lmao soooo much morphine
#34 The_Silversword Jun 06, 2013 4:36:59	Hell yeah man, that sounds like a better deal there. yeah and I don't have to drive  I can't remember if I told you guys but I was in a pretty violent car crash a couple months back that peeled like half my face off, so driving is barely tolerable and I couldn't imagine having a job doing it  Ouch man, and no, this is the first Ive heard about it, is this why you distapeared on us for a bit? Glad you seem to be doin ok now.
#35 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 7:13:20	Damn, man, that looks like one nasty accident. Are you fully recovered? lol yup! no lasting damage except the scars around my eyes, and on my forehead. I should have been quicker with my seatbelt  course the **** also shouldnt have blindly swung through the instersection with a pregnant woman in the car, she caused permanent damage to my little brothers spine  Did you track her down and beat the hell outta her? I would have.
#36 jesse.two.coins Jun 06, 2013 12:45:07	Hell yeah man, that sounds like a better deal there. yeah and I don't have to drive  I can't remember if I told you guys but I was in a pretty violent car crash a couple months back that peeled like half my face off, so driving is barely tolerable and I couldn't imagine having a job doing it  Ouch man, and no, this is the first Ive heard about it, is this why you distapeared on us for a bit? Glad you seem to be doin ok now. it happened a little while afterwards, I mostly stopped because the gym, work, and xbox became a schedule lol Damn, man, that looks like one nasty accident. Are you fully recovered? lol yup! no lasting damage except the scars around my eyes, and on my forehead. I should have been quicker with my seatbelt  course the **** also shouldnt have blindly swung through the instersection with a pregnant woman in the car, she caused permanent damage to my little brothers spine  Did you track her down and beat the hell outta her? I would have. I have a paper that has her address somewhere, I just hope she had to see what she did to us just because she was in a rush, my lawyer has some of the gory ones where my eyelid was seperated and bristling with glass, glass shards going through my nose and out the other side, glass stuck into my chest and neck
#37 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 13:08:02	Hell yeah man, that sounds like a better deal there. yeah and I don't have to drive  I can't remember if I told you guys but I was in a pretty violent car crash a couple months back that peeled like half my face off, so driving is barely tolerable and I couldn't imagine having a job doing it  Ouch man, and no, this is the first Ive heard about it, is this why you distapeared on us for a bit? Glad you seem to be doin ok now. it happened a little while afterwards, I mostly stopped because the gym, work, and xbox became a schedule lol Damn, man, that looks like one nasty accident. Are you fully recovered? lol yup! no lasting damage except the scars around my eyes, and on my forehead. I should have been quicker with my seatbelt  course the **** also shouldnt have blindly swung through the instersection with a pregnant woman in the car, she caused permanent damage to my little brothers spine  Did you track her down and beat the hell outta her? I would have. I have a paper that has her address somewhere, I just hope she had to see what she did to us just because she was in a rush, my lawyer has some of the gory ones where my eyelid was seperated and bristling with glass, glass shards going through my nose and out the other side, glass stuck into my chest and neck Well, if you can't, or won't, give her a good beating, sue. Take her money if you can't take her scalp.
#38 jesse.two.coins Jun 06, 2013 13:12:21	oh you bet man
#39 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 13:45:43	Yeah, bro.  Sounds like you may not need a job soon.  ;)