Would you have at least tried it with a better lookin' gal? I just don't understand the heat she gets. Like, she just doesn't do it for me.
Would you have at least tried it with a better lookin' gal? I just don't understand the heat she gets. Like, she just doesn't do it for me.
Would she do it for you if she looked like a large black man?
Would you have at least tried it with a better lookin' gal? I just don't understand the heat she gets. Like, she just doesn't do it for me.
Would she do it for you if she looked like a large black man?
Edit: But, anyway, ZB, she wouldn't do anything for you or to you. She's only willing in your dreams You're married, brah.
Some loser actually expects a Hollywood elite to go to the prom with him?
And then people are disappointed when she doesn't?
Really?
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Would she do it for you if she looked like a large black man?
Well ... no comment.
Edit: But, anyway, ZB, she wouldn't do anything for you or to you. She's only willing in your dreams You're married, brah.
dood, she's only seen as hawt cuz of the same cause of MLP syndrome: guys see her for the first time usually while someone else is telling them she's hawt or they look her up with the preconceived notion that she is. She's really not that pretty. I mean, she's no RH gal or anything like that but there's far, far better out there. I just don't get how so many tools get all hyperfocused on chicks with massive cans. There's more to the female form than those and those aren't even the most fun part! Wake up, people. Get that inner teenager out of you and see things as they really are.
Hmm ... I think I'm gonna start a non-profit (in every way but my salary, of course) that's sole purpose is to cure the world of Massive Mammary Induced Blindness (MMIB). I'd be a friggin' hero.
dood, she's only seen as hawt cuz of the same cause of MLP syndrome: guys see her for the first time usually while someone else is telling them she's hawt or they look her up with the preconceived notion that she is. She's really not that pretty. I mean, she's no RH gal or anything like that but there's far, far better out there. I just don't get how so many tools get all hyperfocused on chicks with massive cans. There's more to the female form than those and those aren't even the most fun part! Wake up, people. Get that inner teenager out of you and see things as they really are.
Hmm ... I think I'm gonna start a non-profit (in every way but my salary, of course) that's sole purpose is to cure the world of Massive Mammary Induced Blindness (MMIB). I'd be a friggin' hero.
Your wife wrote that post, didn't she?
dood, if you think she's all superhawt or whatever we may have to dissolve our partnership. I can't very well assume to be taken seriously as an authority on taste if my partner feels this way about Kate Upton.
It's only fair if we get to see a pic of your wife first, to determine your "taste. " ;)
Show me yours and I'll show you mine. ;)
Oh, damnit. ZB's profile is getting hacked all over the place. First his wife and now HD.
If you go out with me I'll pay your cell phone bill.
Yeah, you say that but I'm still getting charged!
I like orange shirts and gigantic sunglasses. I bathe infrequently but when I do I bathe in PBR and whatever ironic cologne is trendy at the time. I try to be different than the rest of you people by being exactly the same as these other people I hang out with. Just because homeless people use my condo's driveway as a toilet and bedroom doesn't mean I live in an awful neighborhood. If you go out with me I'll pay your cell phone bill.
Meh...
Some loser actually expects a Hollywood elite to go to the prom with him?
And then people are disappointed when she doesn't?
Really?
...
???