I spy, with my Beholder's eye ...

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:22:40
something beginning with "S".
#2

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:24:18
soup?
#3

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:26:57
Nope, try again ignorant fool!

(Note: I'm sorta "in-character", here. Beholders are *******s. ;))
#4

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:28:12
sunglasses?
#5

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:32:06
Not even close, dolt! Think D&D related! Think BEHOLDER related! Think DOOM related!

EDIT: Speaking of doom, this thread was doomed to failure as I typed the OP. I suck. :D
#6

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:33:28
Are you trying to say that Beholders don't bath or wear sunglasses?

scepter of doom?
#7

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:35:09
No! It's the result of what I'll do to you if you fail again!

(This game's hard to play when you can't, you know, see what I'm a' spyin'. ;))
#8

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:36:40
Skeletons from the remains of your past victims?
#9

salla

Jan 07, 2009 15:37:30
a sap who wandered into your lair and is about to get brutally slaughtered?
#10

Lord_Ventnor

Jan 07, 2009 15:38:31
Sword!
#11

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:39:06
a sap who wandered into your lair and is about to get brutally slaughtered?

Hay, you don't need to talk about me like that! like it matters, cuz your in his lair too.
#12

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:39:20
Hah! Still utter failure! But we are getting closer! It's quite permanent. But not quite as permanent as death!
#13

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:40:20
sundeath?
#14

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:41:16
Sunrod?
#15

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:42:23
Now you're just being silly ...

Did I mention I'm a Previous Edition Beholder? I don't think it matters, but just in case. Now answer correctly or pay with your lives!

EDIT: Hinty: While less permanent than death, it's still quite deadly. Just in a sort of creative way. Yeah, that's the ticket!
#16

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:43:32
Second edition perhaps?
#17

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:44:42
*facestalk*

It's something I'll do to you if you fail me again. I'm a chargin' mah eystalks!
#18

oxybe

Jan 07, 2009 15:45:47
solitude? sun elves? snacks? solitary sorceror spouting stretched soliloquies? swingers? stalactites? stalagmites?
#19

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:46:09
Suck me?
#20

salla

Jan 07, 2009 15:49:30
Statue that used to be a hapless adventurer?
#21

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:51:30
Statue that used to be a hapless adventurer?

Statues are a myth, they don't actually exist.
#22

oxybe

Jan 07, 2009 15:52:03
stampeding shapeshifted druid?
#23

dirtyfrank

Jan 07, 2009 15:52:28
He will turn me to stone. He will make me a statue then destroy me. Which means that I am no longer a statue, but I am still stone. It this the part where he sucks me? :P
#24

zombie_babies

Jan 07, 2009 15:53:13
Statue that used to be a hapless adventurer?

Ha! We've found our winner! For this wonderful performance, you shall be spared!

*fires flesh to stone eyestalk at foolish adventurers*

Ahh. Them's some good lookin' garden decorations ...

Now, since you've beaten a Beholder, it tells me one very important thing: You must be a Beholder. So, in honor of this recent discovery, I cede control of the game to you, most honored brother.

(In other words, if you win - as Salla did - you get to be the Beholder for the next round and come up with something to spy. If you'd like, of course.)
#25

dirtyfrank

Feb 12, 2009 17:40:37
.......something with an "S."