WHO'S WITH ME!?
Well, since there were all these "I support X" threads, I thought I'd start my own.
WHO'S WITH ME!?
The thing about baby eating arsonists is that we control our own population growth in the only sane way: by not wasting anything. Infanticide is bad for the environment because you end up with a ton of disease ridden baby carcasses and nowhere to put them. Actually raising your babies to adulthood is even worse, and since we're an arsonist society, we don't exactly leave a small carbon footprint as it is. Still, we are hoping to ween ourselves off of carbon-based fuels and start using other combustible starters for our destructive purposes by 2020, at which point we will allow a few babies to remain uneaten, chosen by random lottery and raised communally by the entire society.
Vote for our grassroots candidate in your local election next fall.
The thing about baby eating arsonists is that we control our own population growth in the only sane way: by not wasting anything. Infanticide is bad for the environment because you end up with a ton of disease ridden baby carcasses and nowhere to put them. Actually raising your babies to adulthood is even worse, and since we're an arsonist society, we don't exactly leave a small carbon footprint as it is. Still, we are hoping to ween ourselves off of carbon-based fuels and start using other combustible starters for our destructive purposes by 2020, at which point we will allow a few babies to remain uneaten, chosen by random lottery and raised communally by the entire society.
Vote for our grassroots candidate in your local election next fall.
That made me laugh so loud that I woke up my dad. Have a cookie. One with baby flesh in it.Infanticide is bad for the environment because you end up with a ton of disease ridden baby carcasses and nowhere to put them.
Not to mention all the Zombie Babies that end up crawling about.
Not to mention all the Zombie Babies that end up crawling about.
Just blast them in the head. They'll go away fast.
Just blast them in the head. They'll go away fast.
Grenades for the win. :D
Damn, that stupid fad from dA is reaching OTT now?
What's is dA?
Also, who's been giving all of the OTT 1 star?
The thing about baby eating arsonists is that we control our own population growth in the only sane way: by not wasting anything. Infanticide is bad for the environment because you end up with a ton of disease ridden baby carcasses and nowhere to put them. Actually raising your babies to adulthood is even worse, and since we're an arsonist society, we don't exactly leave a small carbon footprint as it is. Still, we are hoping to ween ourselves off of carbon-based fuels and start using other combustible starters for our destructive purposes by 2020, at which point we will allow a few babies to remain uneaten, chosen by random lottery and raised communally by the entire society.
Vote for our grassroots candidate in your local election next fall.
The real key to controlling population growth is to feed the homeless to the starving.
The real key to controlling population growth is to feed the homeless to the starving.
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