Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Apr 22, 2011 16:16:13	soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/90...
#2 Jharii Apr 22, 2011 17:42:02	It was a soccer player.  He probably missed a shot and then overacted.
#3 Cpt_Micha Apr 23, 2011 9:18:04	First you have an object which is made to be slid between flesh without lube already. (no one lubes their fingers before playing pool...at least I hope not) Second you have someone bent over already. Third, you have a very well conditioned human being holding said object. Fourth, you have alcohol involved so that person probably doesn't realize the amount of force they're going to be using. Fifth profit.
#4 Cpt_Micha Apr 23, 2011 9:45:37	That's some seriously twisted fantasy you got going there. Pool Cues? Do you fantasize about anything Normal? :-p
#5 goblin_pride Apr 26, 2011 17:23:07	Remind me to never play pool in a pub with welsh footballers...
#6 homicidal_squirrel Apr 26, 2011 21:25:05	Remind me to never play pool in a pub with welsh footballers... but if you do, you would have a story that everyone would be asking you about.
#7 zombie_babies Apr 27, 2011 9:29:36	Any story you tell that requires you to point to a spot on an anatomically correct doll is not worth it.