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#1 zombie_babies Mar 16, 2011 13:50:08	Link HS, what the hell are you doing in Vermont?
#2 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 16, 2011 13:50:50
#3 jetshield Mar 16, 2011 14:02:56	That just proves the people in that area are nuts.
#4 boraxe Mar 16, 2011 14:08:10	That just proves the people in that area are nuts.
#5 modern_iconoclast Mar 16, 2011 17:29:53	Squirrels are deadly, especially when equipped with light-sabers Or Bazookas: Not to be messed with, them pests.
#6 homicidal_squirrel Mar 16, 2011 22:51:47	Link HS, what the hell are you doing in Vermont?  ing people up. I went looking for some quality mapple syrup (I love pancakes, what can I say?) when this d-bag with a shovel starts shoveling snow and throws it all on me. Well you know I couldn't let that one go. So I ed him up. Then I had his wife make me some pancakes and go get me some of the good mapple syrup.
#7 zombie_babies Mar 17, 2011 9:15:56	ing people up. I went looking for some quality mapple syrup (I love pancakes, what can I say?) when this d-bag with a shovel starts shoveling snow and throws it all on me. Well you know I couldn't let that one go. So I ed him up. Then I had his wife make me some pancakes and go get me some of the good mapple syrup. I see.  Well, that makes sense.  Just glad to hear you didn't get lost or something.
#8 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 10:33:12	I only get lost when out on special missions.
#9 zombie_babies Mar 17, 2011 11:42:45	Special missions, eh?  What constitutes a special mission?
#10 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 19:15:51	Probably has something to do with him being a homosexual squirrel. Right Homocidale_Squirrel? If by homosexual you mean that I ravaged Marie in ways you could never imagine, then yes.
#11 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 20:30:33	I'm imune to it. Your weak human imune system is not manly enough.  Also, I gave her rabies.
#12 Mad_Jack Mar 17, 2011 20:37:36	Dude, you gotta understand, New England squirrels aren't like the nice cute little things you see in some other places - some squirrels around here grow to the size of large rabbits, and they dress up as racoons for Halloween... Myself and at least three other people I know have had perfectly healthy non-rabbid squirrels jump on us from low-hanging tree branches before scurrying off when we passed underneath them. Squirrels in populated areas around here aren't just acclimated to human contact, they're outright in-your-face about not being afraid of us. They're fearless about raiding bird feeders on porches and decks, and we get a lot of them nesting in peoples' attics and storage sheds. If you had told me the squirrel pimp-slapped them and jacked their cars it wouldn't have surprised me...
#13 jetshield Mar 17, 2011 20:57:09	Last summer we had a squirrel raid the food on our outdoor table while we were sitting at it eating. They're smart little buggers, and seem to know what they can get away with. I don't expect any trouble with them this year with three cats around.
#14 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 21:20:51	I'm imune to it. Your weak human imune system is not manly enough.  Also, I gave her rabies.  that would explain the bite marks on her butt. You also sound like Klirshon. It happens. It would be logical that all beings superior to humans would sound similar in their disdain of your kind.
#15 MechaPilot Mar 17, 2011 21:26:31	Logic is the beginning of widsom, H_S, not the end of it. why is there no vulcan smiley?
#16 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 22:47:33	Right now only cats are superior to humans. And only because they can lick their own penis. Actually, the list of superior-to-humans list is very long. Cats are just one among many on the lidt.
#17 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 22:49:41	Logic is the beginning of widsom, H_S, not the end of it. why is there no vulcan smiley? Because I killed them. They had a stupid haircut.
#18 pluisjen Mar 18, 2011 4:15:51	Last summer we had a squirrel raid the food on our outdoor table while we were sitting at it eating. They're smart little buggers, and seem to know what they can get away with. I don't expect any trouble with them this year with three cats around. If they're the size of rabbits I'm not sure if a cat would scare them... they'd be about the same size. Unless you have really big cats. My girlfriend had a huge cat once that caught crows, rabbits and even hares, so it's certainly possible.
#19 jetshield Mar 18, 2011 6:35:32	Fortunately, the squirrels around here almost never get to rabbit-size. Even if they did, I think they might still be wary around cats. Cats don't seem to have much trouble killing rabbits when they can catch them.
#20 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 7:31:25	Heh, damn HS. It's okay though there's plenty of peanut butter for your squirrelly self in that jar over there...
#21 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:14:22	Heh, damn HS. It's okay though there's plenty of peanut butter for your squirrelly self in that jar over there... Over there you say? I think I see it.
#22 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2011 8:21:22	I've got lots of squirrels in my yard.  I also have lots of oak trees so they don't give me any trouble.  Oh, and there's several black walnut trees in the neighboring yards as well.  Our squirrels are well fed and healthy so they leave the people stuff alone.  There's so much food they move in an area about 50 yards by 50 yards.  I can watch them do their little 'get food, go home' circuit from my patio.  They just follow the tree line on the edge of the yard to the back of the yard and back.  In the fall when I'm target shooting out of my tree stand in the back of the yard, they frequently go about their business right past me.  I've had 'em a few inches away on multiple occasions.  They pay me no mind.  But yeah, havin' lotsa food likely keeps 'em happy. EDIT: They do have one irritating habit.  They, apparently, love tulip bulbs.  Like, a whole lot.  So they dig 'em up and chew on 'em every year.  Why she keeps planting them I'll never understand.  Whichever tulips survive that aren't yellow in color are eaten by the deer anyway.  And that's something I can't figure either.  Why the hell do they leave the yellow ones alone?  Meh.
#23 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 8:22:35	Yeah, but don't eat the girl. She doesn't have life insurance.
#24 Klirshon Mar 18, 2011 8:22:44	I have calculated the risk potential to conclude the supposed jar of peanut butter is likely to be a simulated trap.
#25 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 8:31:21	See? The god of all peanut butters.
#26 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2011 8:35:51	Peter Pan was a chick and crunchy sucks.
#27 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:37:09	I have calculated the risk potential to conclude the supposed jar of peanut butter is likely to be a simulated trap. In that case, I'll have to blow it up.
#28 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:39:54	I prefer the Smart Balance peanut butter. Much healthier.
#29 jetshield Mar 18, 2011 8:44:39	Why not just make your own?
#30 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 8:47:01	Peter Pan was a chick and crunchy sucks.  Eaten one too few brains lately? Everyone knows that's the best peanut butter! :-p
#31 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2011 8:50:39	Eaten one too few brains lately? Everyone knows that's the best peanut butter! :-p Actually, yes.  The 'livies' (that's what we call you things) around here have heard of my disdain for peanut butter of the crunchy variety and have taken to slathering their scalps with it.  The bastards.  I do agree that Peter Pan is the best peanut butter, though.  I just don't want any crunchiness in it.  ;)
#32 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:54:58	Why not just make your own? Whole Foods has a machine that you an use to make your own peanut butter at the store. It's pretty good. I still like the Smart balance one. Very smooth. I'm also a fan of hazelnut spread. Like peanut butter, but made out of hazelnuts.
#33 pluisjen Mar 18, 2011 8:55:20	The most awesome peanut-butter ever is this one, but who don't speak Dutch won't understand it. (For what it means; the phrase "Helaas pindakaas" is a Dutch saying that means "tough luck". Pindakaas here meaning "peanut butter" and "helaas" meaning "too bad". It's used a lot because it rhymes. The bottle in the picture is the most well-known brand in Holland (normally Calvé), only with the brand name changed. As I said; you have to be Dutch to find this funny, but the first time I saw this I laughed really hard)
#34 pluisjen Mar 18, 2011 12:59:46	Only now? When I post a picture of a bottle of peanut-butter?
#35 EscherEnigma Mar 18, 2011 13:08:01	Hey, at least he's realizing it now.  You wouldn't want to be standing there at the altar being married by a jar of peanut butter when he suddenly freaks out, pulls out a picture of Christopher Robin declaring you to be weird, and flees down the aisle holding up his dress so he can run.  That would just be awkward.  I mean really, just what do you do with a wedding cake for a broken wedding?  Especially when it's green?
#36 ADHadh Mar 18, 2011 14:05:58	EDIT: They do have one irritating habit.  They, apparently, love tulip bulbs.  Like, a whole lot.  So they dig 'em up and chew on 'em every year.  Why she keeps planting them I'll never understand.  Whichever tulips survive that aren't yellow in color are eaten by the deer anyway.  And that's something I can't figure either.  Why the hell do they leave the yellow ones alone?  Meh. Weird. The yellow ones are the best. Oh, and Plu: that's a jar, not a bottle. Is it the same word in Dutch?
#42 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 16, 2011 13:50:50
#43 jetshield Mar 16, 2011 14:02:56	That just proves the people in that area are nuts.
#44 boraxe Mar 16, 2011 14:08:10	That just proves the people in that area are nuts.
#45 modern_iconoclast Mar 16, 2011 17:29:53	Squirrels are deadly, especially when equipped with light-sabers Or Bazookas: Not to be messed with, them pests.
#46 homicidal_squirrel Mar 16, 2011 22:51:47	Link HS, what the hell are you doing in Vermont?  ing people up. I went looking for some quality mapple syrup (I love pancakes, what can I say?) when this d-bag with a shovel starts shoveling snow and throws it all on me. Well you know I couldn't let that one go. So I ed him up. Then I had his wife make me some pancakes and go get me some of the good mapple syrup.
#47 zombie_babies Mar 17, 2011 9:15:56	ing people up. I went looking for some quality mapple syrup (I love pancakes, what can I say?) when this d-bag with a shovel starts shoveling snow and throws it all on me. Well you know I couldn't let that one go. So I ed him up. Then I had his wife make me some pancakes and go get me some of the good mapple syrup. I see.  Well, that makes sense.  Just glad to hear you didn't get lost or something.
#48 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 10:33:12	I only get lost when out on special missions.
#49 zombie_babies Mar 17, 2011 11:42:45	Special missions, eh?  What constitutes a special mission?
#50 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 19:15:51	Probably has something to do with him being a homosexual squirrel. Right Homocidale_Squirrel? If by homosexual you mean that I ravaged Marie in ways you could never imagine, then yes.
#51 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 20:30:33	I'm imune to it. Your weak human imune system is not manly enough.  Also, I gave her rabies.
#52 Mad_Jack Mar 17, 2011 20:37:36	Dude, you gotta understand, New England squirrels aren't like the nice cute little things you see in some other places - some squirrels around here grow to the size of large rabbits, and they dress up as racoons for Halloween... Myself and at least three other people I know have had perfectly healthy non-rabbid squirrels jump on us from low-hanging tree branches before scurrying off when we passed underneath them. Squirrels in populated areas around here aren't just acclimated to human contact, they're outright in-your-face about not being afraid of us. They're fearless about raiding bird feeders on porches and decks, and we get a lot of them nesting in peoples' attics and storage sheds. If you had told me the squirrel pimp-slapped them and jacked their cars it wouldn't have surprised me...
#53 jetshield Mar 17, 2011 20:57:09	Last summer we had a squirrel raid the food on our outdoor table while we were sitting at it eating. They're smart little buggers, and seem to know what they can get away with. I don't expect any trouble with them this year with three cats around.
#54 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 21:20:51	I'm imune to it. Your weak human imune system is not manly enough.  Also, I gave her rabies.  that would explain the bite marks on her butt. You also sound like Klirshon. It happens. It would be logical that all beings superior to humans would sound similar in their disdain of your kind.
#55 MechaPilot Mar 17, 2011 21:26:31	Logic is the beginning of widsom, H_S, not the end of it. why is there no vulcan smiley?
#56 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 22:47:33	Right now only cats are superior to humans. And only because they can lick their own penis. Actually, the list of superior-to-humans list is very long. Cats are just one among many on the lidt.
#57 homicidal_squirrel Mar 17, 2011 22:49:41	Logic is the beginning of widsom, H_S, not the end of it. why is there no vulcan smiley? Because I killed them. They had a stupid haircut.
#58 pluisjen Mar 18, 2011 4:15:51	Last summer we had a squirrel raid the food on our outdoor table while we were sitting at it eating. They're smart little buggers, and seem to know what they can get away with. I don't expect any trouble with them this year with three cats around. If they're the size of rabbits I'm not sure if a cat would scare them... they'd be about the same size. Unless you have really big cats. My girlfriend had a huge cat once that caught crows, rabbits and even hares, so it's certainly possible.
#59 jetshield Mar 18, 2011 6:35:32	Fortunately, the squirrels around here almost never get to rabbit-size. Even if they did, I think they might still be wary around cats. Cats don't seem to have much trouble killing rabbits when they can catch them.
#60 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 7:31:25	Heh, damn HS. It's okay though there's plenty of peanut butter for your squirrelly self in that jar over there...
#61 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:14:22	Heh, damn HS. It's okay though there's plenty of peanut butter for your squirrelly self in that jar over there... Over there you say? I think I see it.
#62 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2011 8:21:22	I've got lots of squirrels in my yard.  I also have lots of oak trees so they don't give me any trouble.  Oh, and there's several black walnut trees in the neighboring yards as well.  Our squirrels are well fed and healthy so they leave the people stuff alone.  There's so much food they move in an area about 50 yards by 50 yards.  I can watch them do their little 'get food, go home' circuit from my patio.  They just follow the tree line on the edge of the yard to the back of the yard and back.  In the fall when I'm target shooting out of my tree stand in the back of the yard, they frequently go about their business right past me.  I've had 'em a few inches away on multiple occasions.  They pay me no mind.  But yeah, havin' lotsa food likely keeps 'em happy. EDIT: They do have one irritating habit.  They, apparently, love tulip bulbs.  Like, a whole lot.  So they dig 'em up and chew on 'em every year.  Why she keeps planting them I'll never understand.  Whichever tulips survive that aren't yellow in color are eaten by the deer anyway.  And that's something I can't figure either.  Why the hell do they leave the yellow ones alone?  Meh.
#63 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 8:22:35	Yeah, but don't eat the girl. She doesn't have life insurance.
#64 Klirshon Mar 18, 2011 8:22:44	I have calculated the risk potential to conclude the supposed jar of peanut butter is likely to be a simulated trap.
#65 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 8:31:21	See? The god of all peanut butters.
#66 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2011 8:35:51	Peter Pan was a chick and crunchy sucks.
#67 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:37:09	I have calculated the risk potential to conclude the supposed jar of peanut butter is likely to be a simulated trap. In that case, I'll have to blow it up.
#68 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:39:54	I prefer the Smart Balance peanut butter. Much healthier.
#69 jetshield Mar 18, 2011 8:44:39	Why not just make your own?
#70 Cpt_Micha Mar 18, 2011 8:47:01	Peter Pan was a chick and crunchy sucks.  Eaten one too few brains lately? Everyone knows that's the best peanut butter! :-p
#71 zombie_babies Mar 18, 2011 8:50:39	Eaten one too few brains lately? Everyone knows that's the best peanut butter! :-p Actually, yes.  The 'livies' (that's what we call you things) around here have heard of my disdain for peanut butter of the crunchy variety and have taken to slathering their scalps with it.  The bastards.  I do agree that Peter Pan is the best peanut butter, though.  I just don't want any crunchiness in it.  ;)
#72 homicidal_squirrel Mar 18, 2011 8:54:58	Why not just make your own? Whole Foods has a machine that you an use to make your own peanut butter at the store. It's pretty good. I still like the Smart balance one. Very smooth. I'm also a fan of hazelnut spread. Like peanut butter, but made out of hazelnuts.
#73 pluisjen Mar 18, 2011 8:55:20	The most awesome peanut-butter ever is this one, but who don't speak Dutch won't understand it. (For what it means; the phrase "Helaas pindakaas" is a Dutch saying that means "tough luck". Pindakaas here meaning "peanut butter" and "helaas" meaning "too bad". It's used a lot because it rhymes. The bottle in the picture is the most well-known brand in Holland (normally Calvé), only with the brand name changed. As I said; you have to be Dutch to find this funny, but the first time I saw this I laughed really hard)
#74 pluisjen Mar 18, 2011 12:59:46	Only now? When I post a picture of a bottle of peanut-butter?
#75 EscherEnigma Mar 18, 2011 13:08:01	Hey, at least he's realizing it now.  You wouldn't want to be standing there at the altar being married by a jar of peanut butter when he suddenly freaks out, pulls out a picture of Christopher Robin declaring you to be weird, and flees down the aisle holding up his dress so he can run.  That would just be awkward.  I mean really, just what do you do with a wedding cake for a broken wedding?  Especially when it's green?
#76 ADHadh Mar 18, 2011 14:05:58	EDIT: They do have one irritating habit.  They, apparently, love tulip bulbs.  Like, a whole lot.  So they dig 'em up and chew on 'em every year.  Why she keeps planting them I'll never understand.  Whichever tulips survive that aren't yellow in color are eaten by the deer anyway.  And that's something I can't figure either.  Why the hell do they leave the yellow ones alone?  Meh. Weird. The yellow ones are the best. Oh, and Plu: that's a jar, not a bottle. Is it the same word in Dutch?