I've heard about Miami Vice, but this is ridiulous

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#1

ADHadh

May 28, 2012 15:15:53
Naked man shot while eating another naked man's face.
Or "Yet another crime in Florida".
#2

EscherEnigma

May 28, 2012 15:23:47
Who would have suspected that Racoon City was secretly Miami all along?
#3

Fallen_Star_02

May 28, 2012 16:01:27
As if I needed another reason not to do meth.
#4

Ragnar_Lodbrok

May 29, 2012 1:34:26
The more I read, the more this sounds like a zombie attack.
#5

homicidal_squirrel

May 29, 2012 2:20:12
The more I read, the more this sounds like a zombie attack.

Now that you mention it, I don't remember ZB posting last Friday. It seems he may have been too busy doing other things in Florida.

#6

The_Silversword

May 29, 2012 2:54:29
Piggles already covered this one in the whatdoyouwanttotalkabout thread, jeeze, doesnt anybody read that one anymore!?

Zombies are real!

#7

ADHadh

May 29, 2012 8:35:15
Piggles already covered this one in the whatdoyouwanttotalkabout thread, jeeze, doesnt anybody read that one anymore!?

Zombies are real!



I don't. I never did
#8

EscherEnigma

May 29, 2012 20:28:11
So I read an article that's blaming this on bath salts.  I'm not sure what to make of that.
#9

homicidal_squirrel

May 29, 2012 20:38:19
So I read an article that's blaming this on bath salts.  I'm not sure what to make of that.


Funny... I've been hearing that it was caused from drugs such a PCP to acid somehow mixed with testosterone. I'm not even sure how that would be done, but it makes for an interesting story. Maybe it was acid + testosterone + bath salts + a dash of PCP?
#10

homicidal_squirrel

May 29, 2012 20:50:33
Just cover up stories. This is obviously a case of lycanthropy.

That's incorrect. A very reputable souce tells me the cop's name is Rick Grimes.

#11

The_Silversword

May 30, 2012 2:22:03
Piggles already covered this one in the whatdoyouwanttotalkabout thread, jeeze, doesnt anybody read that one anymore!?

Zombies are real!



I don't. I never did



you should check it out sometime some dude posted his synopsis of saturday nights D&D session, pretty good read man.
#12

zombie_babies

May 30, 2012 8:26:21
So I read an article that's blaming this on bath salts.  I'm not sure what to make of that.



People snort 'em, smoke 'em or, apparently, melt them and inject them.  They're even being sold in head shops as they're currently legal in most places.  It's a specific type, of course, and they replicate methamphetemine in a lot of ways - especially the paranoia way.  Long term use can lead to some insane problems and very serious - and permanent - damage.  I saw an ep of Intervention where they had a dood what was doin' this stuff all day every day.  He found an interesting new hobby because of it, too.  See, he built stuff.  Self defense stuff.  Stuff like tinfoil on a stick.  To protect him from the shadow people that were chasing him around.  He even saw a dead body that wasn't there and climbed his roof to make sure they weren't coming down the chimney or something.  You see a lot of messed up stuff on that show but most of the time the people are at least semi functional for pieces of their life.  This guy was not.  Like, not even close.  Totally insane and possibly stuck that way.  So yeah, I can totally see bath salts as a viable explanation for this disaster.  They're cheap, can be obtained legally (in most places) from many locations and are incredibly strong.  Bad news all around, really.  And that's why some cities and the like have banned them or are in the process of doing so.

Here's part of the Intervention ep.