Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Hipster_Dog Apr 10, 2013 16:08:42	www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/more-of-the-...
#2 homicidal_squirrel Apr 10, 2013 17:08:45	I'd like to know which whisky you get with the hai cut. Last thing you want is a bad drink to go along with the bad hair cut that place will give you.
#3 zombie_babies Apr 11, 2013 8:09:24	It'd probably be the Grouse.  It's not terrible.
#4 draco1119 Apr 11, 2013 10:02:03	It's in Scotland, so it's probably Scotch.
#5 zombie_babies Apr 11, 2013 11:28:28	Umm ... The Famous Grouse is scotch.  Scotland's favorite, as a matter of fact (whatever that means).  Savage.
#6 draco1119 Apr 11, 2013 16:22:08	I have no idea why I translated what you said to "Wild Turkey".
#7 Pontiac Apr 11, 2013 17:33:53	mmmmm grouse
#8 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 12, 2013 8:15:16	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice...
#9 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 12, 2013 9:03:35	Too bad she couldn't do anything about your face. :-p I know, right?
#10 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 12, 2013 9:19:42	If I tried to smile, my face would break. I'm just not a smiling kinda guy, know what I mean? I'm a miserable SOB... especially since my work started doing random drug tests...
#11 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 12, 2013 16:25:53	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice... Meh. I wouldn't sell yourself too short. For a perpetually angry middle-aged white guy you don't look too bad.
#12 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 13, 2013 7:28:11	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice... Meh. I wouldn't sell yourself too short. For a perpetually angry middle-aged white guy you don't look too bad. Yeah, about that... I'm a little past middle age brosef...
#13 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 13, 2013 7:56:53	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice... Meh. I wouldn't sell yourself too short. For a perpetually angry middle-aged white guy you don't look too bad. Yeah, about that... I'm a little past middle age brosef... I thought you were 43?
#14 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 13, 2013 8:20:40	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice... Meh. I wouldn't sell yourself too short. For a perpetually angry middle-aged white guy you don't look too bad. Yeah, about that... I'm a little past middle age brosef... I thought you were 43? I'll be 43 next month. That's beyond "middle age" broski. Which reminds me... I need to get my 15 year old in the car... start teaching him how to drive.
#15 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 13, 2013 8:29:05	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice... Meh. I wouldn't sell yourself too short. For a perpetually angry middle-aged white guy you don't look too bad. Yeah, about that... I'm a little past middle age brosef... I thought you were 43? I'll be 43 next month. That's beyond "middle age" broski. Which reminds me... I need to get my 15 year old in the car... start teaching him how to drive. Most would consider that barely "middle-aged."
#16 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 13, 2013 8:33:33	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice... Meh. I wouldn't sell yourself too short. For a perpetually angry middle-aged white guy you don't look too bad. Yeah, about that... I'm a little past middle age brosef... I thought you were 43? I'll be 43 next month. That's beyond "middle age" broski. Which reminds me... I need to get my 15 year old in the car... start teaching him how to drive. Most would consider that barely "middle-aged." I consider it past middle age. My wife is middle age, she will be 34 this September 11th.
#17 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 13, 2013 8:37:14	I just got my hair cut at Sport Clips. It was nice. A hot chick washed my hair, massaged my scalp, and then gave me a cut. Nice... Meh. I wouldn't sell yourself too short. For a perpetually angry middle-aged white guy you don't look too bad. Yeah, about that... I'm a little past middle age brosef... I thought you were 43? I'll be 43 next month. That's beyond "middle age" broski. Which reminds me... I need to get my 15 year old in the car... start teaching him how to drive. Most would consider that barely "middle-aged." I consider it past middle age. My wife is middle age, she will be 34 this September 11th.
#18 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 13, 2013 8:40:38	What?
#19 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 13, 2013 9:05:57	What? 34 is not middle-aged.
#20 Robin_Hoodlum Apr 13, 2013 9:10:51	Meh. I'm tired of talking about it. I'm going to go set up my Italy 1943 wargame...
#21 zombie_babies Apr 16, 2013 9:52:52	Life expectancies were shorter when he were borned.  Plus, you know, smoking.  And booze.  And drugs.  And a wife.  And kids.  And a house.  And vehicles.  Trust me kid, you'll start to understand a lot better when you're a li'l older.
#22 homicidal_squirrel Apr 16, 2013 22:48:08	You forgot the dinosaurs.
#23 The_Silversword Apr 16, 2013 23:21:18	You forgot the dinosaurs. If you remember Gymkata, you gotta be pretty old yourself.
#24 Count_Von_CoC Apr 16, 2013 23:35:26	If you remember Gymkata, you haven't killed enough brain cells... Sadly, I remember Gymkata.
#25 The_Silversword Apr 16, 2013 23:39:54	Yeah as a kid I remember thinking it was the coolest movie ever, I even practiced the art of Gymkata, I saw it not that long ago on cable and was like WTF, I actually liked this!?
#26 Count_Von_CoC Apr 16, 2013 23:43:34	*high fives Silversword* I never tried practicing it myself, but I remember that it was so bad it was kinda cool. Now... It's just SO BAD. Not like The Last Dragon, which is still so bad it's cool.
#27 The_Silversword Apr 16, 2013 23:49:50	The Last Dragon, hell yeah, got that one on DVD. Now if I can only find the soundtrack!! No one else has the power of the Glow! Of the Glow! Yeah!
#28 Count_Von_CoC Apr 16, 2013 23:53:03	Damn, that reminds me! I need to watch Coming to America again. So let your Soooouuuul Glo!
#29 The_Silversword Apr 17, 2013 2:08:16	THE Nexus!?
#30 Count_Von_CoC Apr 17, 2013 6:41:44	The Nexus are heels. I generally like the good guys better.
#31 zombie_babies Apr 17, 2013 7:50:50	I believe in Nexus.  I wouldn't buy one, though, and it's not like I'm in the market.  My 4s is doin' just fine.