Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Apr 10, 2013 17:03:02	betabeat.com/2013/04/some-iranian-claims...
#2 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 10, 2013 17:44:17	It's still cool, though.
#3 Hipster_Dog Apr 10, 2013 18:00:24	Indeed. Now they'll be able to kill you before you even touch a guy.
#4 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 10, 2013 18:01:19	Indeed. Now they'll be able to kill you before you even touch a guy. Progress! ;)
#5 Pontiac Apr 10, 2013 20:33:47	5-8years? 98% accurate? did he invent this 5-8 years ago and did it tell him where he'd be today? did he win the lottery in the last 5-8 years via the machine? I think this guys story is full of holes.
#6 draco1119 Apr 10, 2013 21:05:52	Of course it is; it's Iranian state media. That almost as "informative" as North Korean state media.
#7 Hipster_Dog Apr 10, 2013 21:12:23	Did you know humanity finally managed to launch a monkey in space!?
#8 Pontiac Apr 10, 2013 21:36:40	Did you know humanity finally managed to launch a monkey in space!?
#9 draco1119 Apr 10, 2013 21:50:22
#10 The_Silversword Apr 11, 2013 3:05:38	Reminds me of that episode of Metalocalypse. I totally want a time traveling face mask, giving me the ability to travel time at the speed of normal time.
#11 Mad_Jack Apr 13, 2013 14:16:33	Lies! All lies!  There's no way they could have built a catapult physically large enough to launch a monkey into space...
#12 Hipster_Dog Apr 13, 2013 15:21:51	Lies! All lies!  There's no way they could have built a catapult physically large enough to launch a monkey into space... They build a catapult on top of a plane.
#13 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 13, 2013 16:20:17	5-8years? 98% accurate? did he invent this 5-8 years ago and did it tell him where he'd be today? did he win the lottery in the last 5-8 years via the machine? I think this guys story is full of holes. Well if it didn't predict a lottery win, why would he buy tickets? ;)
#14 Pontiac Apr 13, 2013 16:55:18	5-8years? 98% accurate? did he invent this 5-8 years ago and did it tell him where he'd be today? did he win the lottery in the last 5-8 years via the machine? I think this guys story is full of holes. Well if it didn't predict a lottery win, why would he buy tickets? ;) because his story is full of holes.
#15 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 13, 2013 17:39:17	5-8years? 98% accurate? did he invent this 5-8 years ago and did it tell him where he'd be today? did he win the lottery in the last 5-8 years via the machine? I think this guys story is full of holes. Well if it didn't predict a lottery win, why would he buy tickets? ;) because his story is full of holes. Or maybe it's your theory that's full of holes.
#16 Pontiac Apr 14, 2013 0:13:01	5-8years? 98% accurate? did he invent this 5-8 years ago and did it tell him where he'd be today? did he win the lottery in the last 5-8 years via the machine? I think this guys story is full of holes. Well if it didn't predict a lottery win, why would he buy tickets? ;) because his story is full of holes. Or maybe it's your theory that's full of holes. oh otter please, there's more holes in this "Time Machine" then a Micheal Bay movie script.
#17 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 14, 2013 9:30:53	5-8years? 98% accurate? did he invent this 5-8 years ago and did it tell him where he'd be today? did he win the lottery in the last 5-8 years via the machine? I think this guys story is full of holes. Well if it didn't predict a lottery win, why would he buy tickets? ;) because his story is full of holes. Or maybe it's your theory that's full of holes. oh otter please, there's more holes in this "Time Machine" then a Micheal Bay movie script.  Nice.
#18 draco1119 Apr 14, 2013 12:45:01	But less explosions.
#19 Mad_Jack Apr 14, 2013 16:07:12	there's more holes in this "Time Machine" then a Micheal Bay movie script.   They write scripts for those? I thought the whole script went: "Explosion, explosion, product placement, explosion, bad dialogue, explosion, explosion, rinse and repeat..."
#20 Pontiac Apr 14, 2013 17:16:47	there's more holes in this "Time Machine" then a Micheal Bay movie script.   They write scripts for those? I thought the whole script went: "Explosion, explosion, product placement, explosion, bad dialogue, explosion, explosion, rinse and repeat..." close but you forgot the slow motion running girl in a low cut top shots.
#21 The_Silversword Apr 14, 2013 17:59:01	thats the best part!!