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If a hitman can't get you the money...

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
homicidal_squirrel
Apr 30, 2011 19:20:45 ...a divorce attorney can.

www.miamiherald.com/2011/04/28/2190786/a...
#2
Cpt_Micha
Apr 30, 2011 19:25:59 You know what? I'm ready for F.A.T.A.L

Florida I think has finally prepped me.
#3
homicidal_squirrel
Apr 30, 2011 19:29:48
You know what? I'm ready for F.A.T.A.L

Florida I think has finally prepped me.

We are glad to be of service. That'll be $200.00.
#4
Cpt_Micha
Apr 30, 2011 19:32:56 How about I pay you, by sparing some of your brave soldiers lives the wrath of Doom Truck ;)
#5
homicidal_squirrel
Apr 30, 2011 19:37:39
How about I pay you, by sparing some of your brave soldiers lives the wrath of Doom Truck ;)

I prefer ou pay with your services. Take your truck to Tallahassee and pick a few politicians1. Take them out back and feed them to your truck.

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1 All of them including the governor.
#6
Cpt_Micha
Apr 30, 2011 19:42:06 Can I stop my Jacksenville too? It's quite the hole you know!

Hunting rights, consider it a deal.

This is the place to make a comment about "wait they don't have souls" but honestly only a being that has a soul could be as corrupt as a Florida Politician.
#7
homicidal_squirrel
Apr 30, 2011 19:47:33
Can I stop my Jacksenville too? It's quite the hole you know!

Hunting rights, consider it a deal.

This is the place to make a comment about "wait they don't have souls" but honestly only a being that has a soul could be as corrupt as a Florida Politician.

Sure, you could pass by jacksonville. If you'd like, you could pass by West Palm Beach. Hopefully Trump will be home, and you can pick him up as well.
#8
Cpt_Micha
Apr 30, 2011 19:50:09 I dunno, the Doom Truck even freshly fed on something so robustly evil as a Floridian Politician might not be able to take on The HairTM That thing might be able to beat the Doom Truck, the Squirrel Army, and the Machine Uprising single handedly.
#9
homicidal_squirrel
Apr 30, 2011 20:34:06
I dunno, the Doom Truck even freshly fed on something so robustly evil as a Floridian Politician might not be able to take on The HairTM That thing might be able to beat the Doom Truck, the Squirrel Army, and the Machine Uprising single handedly.

Nothing can defeat the squirrel army. The HairTM may be powerful, but it will fall!!! It's frightening fur is savage and gives all furry animals look bad. It makes you humans look ridiculous. For the sake of both out species, we must unite and crush the vile thing!!!
#10
Cpt_Micha
May 01, 2011 7:49:27 There will be many casualties in such a battle with The Hairtm I hope you are prepared my furred friend.
#11
Ragnar_Lodbrok
May 01, 2011 16:53:05
There will be many casualties in such a battle with The Hairtm I hope you are prepared my furred friend.

Have you considered fire? You may be able to avoid some casualties if you use enough napalm on it first.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Apr 30, 2011 19:20:45	...a divorce attorney can. www.miamiherald.com/2011/04/28/2190786/a...
#2 Cpt_Micha Apr 30, 2011 19:25:59	You know what? I'm ready for F.A.T.A.L Florida I think has finally prepped me.
#3 homicidal_squirrel Apr 30, 2011 19:29:48	You know what? I'm ready for F.A.T.A.L Florida I think has finally prepped me. We are glad to be of service. That'll be $200.00.
#4 Cpt_Micha Apr 30, 2011 19:32:56	How about I pay you, by sparing some of your brave soldiers lives the wrath of Doom Truck ;)
#5 homicidal_squirrel Apr 30, 2011 19:37:39	How about I pay you, by sparing some of your brave soldiers lives the wrath of Doom Truck ;) I prefer ou pay with your services. Take your truck to Tallahassee and pick a few politicians1. Take them out back and feed them to your truck. __________________________________________________________________________________ 1 All of them including the governor.
#6 Cpt_Micha Apr 30, 2011 19:42:06	Can I stop my Jacksenville too? It's quite the hole you know! Hunting rights, consider it a deal. This is the place to make a comment about "wait they don't have souls" but honestly only a being that has a soul could be as corrupt as a Florida Politician.
#7 homicidal_squirrel Apr 30, 2011 19:47:33	Can I stop my Jacksenville too? It's quite the hole you know! Hunting rights, consider it a deal. This is the place to make a comment about "wait they don't have souls" but honestly only a being that has a soul could be as corrupt as a Florida Politician. Sure, you could pass by jacksonville. If you'd like, you could pass by West Palm Beach. Hopefully Trump will be home, and you can pick him up as well.
#8 Cpt_Micha Apr 30, 2011 19:50:09	I dunno, the Doom Truck even freshly fed on something so robustly evil as a Floridian Politician might not be able to take on The HairTM That thing might be able to beat the Doom Truck, the Squirrel Army, and the Machine Uprising single handedly.
#9 homicidal_squirrel Apr 30, 2011 20:34:06	I dunno, the Doom Truck even freshly fed on something so robustly evil as a Floridian Politician might not be able to take on The HairTM That thing might be able to beat the Doom Truck, the Squirrel Army, and the Machine Uprising single handedly. Nothing can defeat the squirrel army. The HairTM may be powerful, but it will fall!!! It's frightening fur is savage and gives all furry animals look bad. It makes you humans look ridiculous. For the sake of both out species, we must unite and crush the vile thing!!!
#10 Cpt_Micha May 01, 2011 7:49:27	There will be many casualties in such a battle with The Hairtm I hope you are prepared my furred friend.
#11 Ragnar_Lodbrok May 01, 2011 16:53:05	There will be many casualties in such a battle with The Hairtm I hope you are prepared my furred friend. Have you considered fire? You may be able to avoid some casualties if you use enough napalm on it first.