Although the game that would be an interesting podcast:
At one gaming table: Shatner, Stewart, Brooks, Mulgrew, and Bakula.
Should cover all the bases, we'll draw straws on who is the DM
Robin Williams.
This was the first guy I thought of. "How cool would it be to have a DM who could pull off a billion different voices?"
Robin Williams.
I'm with you on this one, but also I would specifically want him to be the DM.
I think Dming for him though would take phenomenal effort.
Barack Obama.
Sure, why not?
That way, when the group runs out of gold, he can call for a government bailout.
And if the local baron imposes too much taxation, he can impose salary caps.
The group would just have to put up with his 27,000 gp weekly date-night.
Robin Williams would be great.
Jesus, Talk about someone playing a Heal-bot
Sure, why not?
That way, when the group runs out of gold, he can call for a government bailout.
And if the local baron imposes too much taxation, he can impose salary caps.
The group would just have to put up with his 27,000 gp weekly date-night.
Keep your political views elsewhere, please.
but I must say jesica alba is a way better option ^^
Keep your political views elsewhere, please.
Oh my God.
You're serious?
Those aren't political views. Those are facts.
Don't make something where there is nothing, please.
Robin Williams.
This is who I would want too. But I would want him to play as Theodore Roosevelt playing D&D.
My ideal (living) group:
James Wyatt, Chris Perkins, Scott Rouse, Sue Williams, Robin Laws
Those aren't political views. Those are facts.
Pretty sure GP doesn't exist in reality.
Alton Brown.
You have to have it has his house and have him do the catering.
If I had to pick one though, it would be Larry Gonick - he is still alive and kicking.
Pretty sure GP doesn't exist in reality.
Well...you got me there.
27,000 gold pieces would certainly be a nice chunk of change. That better be the best date-night ever in the history of date-nights.
You have to have it has his house and have him do the catering.
Oh yeah, he'd definitely be in charge of munchies.
Shatner.
I'd fight Gandhi.
Anyway, Vin Diesel plays DND, wonder what he's like.
:inlove:
To avoid ackwardness, I'd have to kick out my wife.
except maybe Heath Ledger, but unfortunately, we didn't get to see him for nearly long enough as a big screen actor.
Eh, in my opinion, we weren't missing much.
Jessica Alba.
Yeah, I'd take my current celebrity crush. Not that she's particularly related to D&D. Nor would my reasons be particularly related to her abilities in the gaming group. :P
Eh, in my opinion, we weren't missing much.
His Aussie stuff is great, Two Hands etc. And I like to watch him laugh in The Dark Knight. Be interested to see if he would've kept going up in talent.
Anyway, Vin Diesel plays DND, wonder what he's like.
I think that, reportedly, he has an elf wizard. :P
Well...you got me there.
27,000 gold pieces would certainly be a nice chunk of change. That better be the best date-night ever in the history of date-nights.
50 gold pieces per pound, so 540 pounds of gold. 8640 ounces, at about 925USD per ounce, is $7,992,000. Best. Date. Ever.
Sure, why not?
That way, when the group runs out of gold, he can call for a government bailout.
And if the local baron imposes too much taxation, he can impose salary caps.
The group would just have to put up with his 27,000 gp weekly date-night.
Does that mean the previous player was the one who kept running into battle without discussing it with the rest of the party, only to hang back after combat started and use "Vicious Mockery" while the rest of the party is in melee?
(sorry, couldn't resist!)
Sure, why not?
That way, when the group runs out of gold, he can call for a government bailout.
And if the local baron imposes too much taxation, he can impose salary caps.
The group would just have to put up with his 27,000 gp weekly date-night.
Heh. Somebody has forgotten than Bush started the bailouts, including the second portion that Barack inherited.
Heh. Somebody has forgotten than Bush started the bailouts, including the second portion that Barack inherited.
50 gold pieces per pound, so 540 pounds of gold. 8640 ounces, at about 925USD per ounce, is $7,992,000. Best. Date. Ever.
I hate to say it, but...I really think that date would end in a "put out or get out" situation.
Water and women. Why pay for something you can get for free :P?
I don't trust either one when they are free, need to at least use a "filter" to be safe ;)
Tac Warlord: Gen. Sir Arthur William Currie
Druid: David Suzuki
Rogue: Keifer Sutherland, sober
Fighter: Don Cherry
DM: me.
I know it would be an extremely rowdy party to DM (dangerous, even), but I know I could count on the good general to keep everyone in check ;) .
OK not to be a jerk or anything and heck I have been an avid gamer since the blue box, but way to reinforce the gamers are geek tags. I mean seriously it took 12 posts to mention Jessica Alba and then in 2 pages only a hand full of hot chick references. Wow
You know, it's not about the action you're not going to get anyway. It's about who you'd like to play a game with.
OK not to be a jerk or anything and heck I have been an avid gamer since the blue box, but way to reinforce the gamers are geek tags. I mean seriously it took 12 posts to mention Jessica Alba and then in 2 pages only a hand full of hot chick references. Wow
I like hot chicks. That's why I married one and keep her on my list of folks I want in my gaming group
She's a gamer, according to some interviews.
Amen....Unless they're deep, fun and/or great roleplayers, toss em'.
See? It's a definite win/win for me!!
.Nice idea. I'll even assign classes, to an all-Canadian party:
Tac Warlord: Gen. Sir Arthur William CurrieBarbarianmake that Monk: Georges Saint-Pierre
Druid: David Suzuki
Rogue: Keifer Sutherland, sober
Fighter: Don Cherry
DM: me.
I know it would be an extremely rowdy party to DM (dangerous, even), but I know I could count on the good general to keep everyone in check ;) .
I agree with all of the above except for Don Cherry not being a leader of all things. He's the Coach!
I would love Chuck Palahniuk for DM. That would be one messed up campaign.
Stephen King
R. E. Howard
R. A. Salvatore
Jessica Beal (I need someone to gawk at while the authors talk)
I agree with all of the above except for Don Cherry not being a leader of all things. He's the Coach!
I would love Chuck Palahniuk for DM. That would be one messed up campaign.
:D I figured Sir Currie was the better leader, and as Don is always ready to pick a fight with anyone to defend anything Canadian, he'd fit right in as fighter.
Palahniuk for DM, now that would be certainly strange!
:D
- Hot chick
- Hardcore gamer
- Roleplays regularly
So, I'm gonna have to go with Hugh Grant... if nothing else, I'd suspect it would be amusing as hell. :D
Robin Williams.
I couldn't blow my own head off fast enough.
Olivia Munn.
- Hot chick
- Hardcore gamer
- Roleplays regularly
I'd be too busy guarding my pie with her around. Yeah... that's right. Guarding my pie.
Margaret Weis, Tracy Hickman, R.A. Salvatore, and J.R.R. Tolken.
:D
You group Tolkien in with those others? Don't make me laugh.
You group Tolkien in with those others? Don't make me laugh.
True. He couldn't get into character if he were paid for it. He was a great writer, but I've heard his interviews. He couldn't even read his own books in character.
Anyway, Vin Diesel plays DND, wonder what he's like.
PA has a possible answer for you.
http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/4/20/
... with Morgan Freeman as DM.
lol. omg, yes.
You group Tolkien in with those others? Don't make me laugh.
You know, you're right. If his writing is any indication, Tolkien's RP would be probably dry and boring. Lets kick him out and put in JK Rowling. lol
I do appreciate her imagination though-- the early Potter books were great fun, and I'm an old man (relatively speaking ;)).
Okay, got that outta my system.
Promised I wasn't gonna do this but . . . yeah, I'd roll dice with Jennifer Garner in a heart-beat :P.
Okay, got that outta my system.
LOL well its not just that shes hot, but have you seen Alias that right there proves she can play a rogue type character quite well.
Oh boy, have I seen Alias ;).
Olivia Munn.
- Hot chick
- Hardcore gamer
- Roleplays regularly
Now she would probably be a lot of fun to game with.Though, she does seem to be very blonde for a brunette.
As much as I'd like to hang out with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, or Olivia Munn...I honestly don't think I'd be able to concentrate on D&D whatsoever with them at the table. I mean, one of them sits down at the table and it's over, the end, I'm staring where I shouldn't and probably getting punched in the nose.
My brain would pretty much cease to function with Jessica Alba at the table.
I couldn't blow my own head off fast enough.
I agree.
…with Morgan Freeman as DM.
OMG I had a vision of him DM'ing like the guy he played in Shawshank Redemption.
"…that was the longest night of Regdar's life…"
Christopher Walken as the DM. And we'd play Castle Ravenloft. That would be the most intense Strahd ever...
Christian Bale, maybe as a self-doubting paladin?
Jack Nicholson, NE rogue. We'd be playing with the taint rules, and I bet he'll be taking Weapon Focus (battleaxe) as his human bonus feat :D ...
And since we're on actors, I'll throw in Viggo Mortensen as well. Not so much for the LotR performance, but rather for the enigmatic badass from Eastern Promises. Always room for one like that in my party.
(And for my 'cute girl' answer, America Ferrara.)
It would be fun to have Jesus at the table for a session or two, just to make the Jesus saves joke.
I am not sure about playing with Gary, cause that would mean playing first edition and he would probably DM. If that happens, I don't know if I have enough character sheets...
Really, I would love to be DMed by none other than Joss Whedon and play with the Firefly cast.
I would love to have Megan Fox on my table.
Emphasis added.
Umm. Did you mean 'at'? :P
Really, I would love to be DMed by none other than Joss Whedon...
That... sounds freaking awesome. I've loved Joss' work for a while now, and he's great at the whole "strong female characters" thing. If he had time to plan something, it would probably twist a few adventure stereotypes and could be hilariously fun.
I've got a few people in mind (J. R. R. Tolkien could make a nice DM), but my preference would be to give Mary Shelly a turn behind the screen. I'd also like to see what some of my favorite anime/manga authors could do at the table.
That... sounds freaking awesome. I've loved Joss' work for a while now, and he's great at the whole "strong female characters" thing. If he had time to plan something, it would probably twist a few adventure stereotypes and could be hilariously fun.
I've got a few people in mind (J. R. R. Tolkien could make a nice DM), but my preference would be to give Mary Shelly a turn behind the screen. I'd also like to see what some of my favorite anime/manga authors could do at the table.
Ooh that would be cool too. For authors the writer of the Artemis Fowl series would probably be absolutley hilarious.
Emphasis added.
Umm. Did you mean 'at'? :P
Snorting Dr Pepper through my nose hurts; please don't make me do that again :P.
Snorting Dr Pepper through my nose hurts; please don't make me do that again :P.
On, at with her both would be fun.
. My friends (R.I.P.)-Jay, from high school, 2nd ed Forgotten Realms, Shadowrun, on mom's table.
-Tony, from college, 2nd ed Dark Sun in a tiny ass dorm w/ too many ppl.
Good times, awesome gamers. They are what I feel (felt) should be the alpha male model for gamers. Very creative, intelligent, artistic, industrious, personable, & charismatic. Basically, they defied the standard gamer geek stereotypes w/ their oodles of g/f's and extensive popularity w/ the student body. Gave the rest of us a nice bench mark.
Gonna' take the pragmatist high road (for a change, right? :rolleyes
-Jay, from high school, 2nd ed Forgotten Realms, Shadowrun, on mom's table.
-Tony, from college, 2nd ed Dark Sun in a tiny ass dorm w/ too many ppl.
Good times, awesome gamers. They are what I feel (felt) should be the alpha male model for gamers. Very creative, intelligent, artistic, industrious, personable, & charismatic. Basically, they defied the standard gamer geek stereotypes w/ their oodles of g/f's and extensive popularity w/ the student body. Gave the rest of us a nice bench mark.
With any luck, we'll all be spending our afterlife in god's basement... with all our favorite gamer friends.
With any luck, we'll all be spending our afterlife in god's basement...
You mean Hell? I knew those TPKs were gonna' bite me in the ass.
Seriously though, they got a raw deal (both shot and killed) then, and under really messed up circumstances, so I'd like to see them get a fair break later. Both were diehards, so, yeah, I'm enamored of your idea on many levels. Thanks btw. I like to entertain the notion I'll catch up w/ them, my family, dead pets, all that jazz, it's just I'm not sure I will at this rate.
You mean Hell? I knew those TPKs were gonna' bite me in the ass.
Seriously though, they got a raw deal (both shot and killed) then, and under really messed up circumstances, so I'd like to see them get a fair break later. Both were diehards, so, yeah, I'm enamored of your idea on many levels. Thanks btw. I like to entertain the notion I'll catch up w/ them, my family, dead pets, all that jazz, it's just I'm not sure I will at this rate.
Actually I meant god's basement. Gaming tables, a full bar, a nice bathroom, and a never-ending supply of minis and snack foods. And cat-girl angels, cuz some of us like that. :D
Actually I meant god's basement. Gaming tables, a full bar, a nice bathroom, and a never-ending supply of minis and snack foods. And cat-girl angels, cuz some of us like that. :D
Thumbs up on the cat girl angels idea. With any luck they are gamers too.
Actually I meant god's basement. Gaming tables, a full bar, a nice bathroom, and a never-ending supply of minis and snack foods. And cat-girl angels, cuz some of us like that. :D
You, sir, are a visionary.
With any luck they are gamers too.
It wouldn't be God's basement if they weren't. :D
Umm. Did you mean 'at'? :P
Nope.
Nope.
Dang! There goes Dr Pepper outta my nose-- again! Thanks alot, StealthMarmot :P.
Or Benjamin Franklin. Actualy, perfect gaming table for me....
Benjamin Franklin(fighter) , Nicholas Telsa(wizard), Leonardo Da Vinci(wizard), and Abraham Lincoln(cleric or paladin).
Without a doubt, Stephen King (but don't let him DM).
(And for my 'cute girl' answer, America Ferrara.)
It strikes me that he might be quite a sadistic DM. Not sure why......
Dang! There goes Dr Pepper outta my nose-- again! Thanks alot, StealthMarmot :P.
Stop drinking through your nose...
Party One:
DM -- Alexander the Great
Spartacus as the slave turned fighter
Hugh Laurie as the sarcastic rogue
Sir Alec Guinness as the wizard/veteran of the last war
Jesus Christ as the cleric/party heal-monkey
Bruce Lee as the butt-kicking monk
Axl Rose (or Steven Tyler) as the strung-out bard
Megan Fox as the archery ranger and token hot chick
Party Two:
DM - Noah "Spoony" Antweiler
Brad Pitt as a halfling rogue
Stephen Fry as a wizard
Party Three:
DM : George R R Martin.
Fighter (or Paladin) - Winston Churchill
Druid - David Suzuki
Wizard - Cao Cao (Chinese warlord from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms)
Genghis Khan as a barbarian/brava warlord
Aristophanes as a halfling rogue
Homer as the DM
John Paul the second as a laser cleric
Rasputin as a warlock
and me as whatever the party needs
now if only all of them could work together it would be great.
I second Shakespeare. He's make the most terrific DM ever!
only if its a comedy if its a tragedy you know its going to end in a tpk.
I'm not so keen on the Shakespear idea. Ol' Willy was too keen on placating spotlight hogs. If I had to suffer through a damned soliloquy every time his pet player wanted to buy pint, I'd lose my ****ing mind.
"To be or not to b-"
"Oh just roll your damned initiative!"
"To be or not to b-"
"Oh just roll your damned initiative!"
DM: Willie, the monsters are firing their bows at you. What's your Reflex defense again?
Shakespere: Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous mis-
DM: Zero. Got it.
Johnny Depp
and maybe Ricky Gervais
DM: Willie, the monsters are firing their bows at you. What's your Reflex defense again?
Shakespere: Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous mis-
DM: Zero. Got it.
That was an arrowing post!
David Boreanaz
I'm pretty sure that if David Boreanaz were at the table with me, I'd be too busy trying to make him fall desperately in love with me to actually pay attention to the game.
Oddly enough, as much as I love Johnny Depp, I find his gorgeousness less intimidatingly overwhelming. It'd be like, "Johnny, you're hot. Leave that Vanessa chick and come be with me? No? Ok, well, can't blame a girl for trying, can you? Let's play some D&D."