Warning: Linked article contains naughty language.
because under the "laws of physics" i would totally wish for... financial independance. yes, it's a boring wish, but at that point i'll be able to work when i'm getting bored, and either reinvest that to make more money or use it as extra spending cash so i can enjoy the abundance of spare time i have.
if we're going for the "magic genie" style wishes, i'm totally wishing for more magic genies and only THEN i'm going to ride the magic unicorn of awesomeness into a Baysploding sunset.
EVERY. DAY.
THEN i'm going to ride the magic unicorn of awesomeness into a Baysploding sunset.
EVERY. DAY.
A) Laws of physics. This is the Make-A-Wish Foundation we're talking about.
B) When I first read that part of your post, my first thought was of Baywatch...
i would then turn on my handlers with the ordnance and go on a wheelchair/rocket launcher rampage Saints Row style.
I kind of like that last kid. Some tv host told him no twice then when it turned into a media ****storm he told her to go away... Good job boy, I like your style.
Edit: really ****storn doesn't get cought by the filter but G uiness the beer does??
A) Apparently, Guiness makes it through now.
B) It also doesn't pick up bull****. I got banned for that one.
Only one wish? Damn... that is tough. I'm not sure which politician I'd like to hit in the face with a shovel more. Can I hit multiple politicians with one wish?
Only if they all serve in the same place. For example, you could hit Obama and Hillary or you could hit Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and John Boehner, but not both groups.
B) It also doesn't pick up bull****. I got banned for that one.
I remember which is why I checked not simply clicked respond and left.
Yay! I'm a learning experience!
Interesting read, but they forgot one, I remember a couplea years back reading in the paper about a young teen with cancer or something, and his wish was to get
. So they ended up getting a, uhm, "working girl" to make his wish come true! Beautiful stuff, brought a tear to my eye. It might not of been the official "Make A Wish Foundation" behind it, but it was some charitable organization, I cant remember specifically which one now, and I cant seem to find a linky for it, but it did happen! Edit:
! We still cant say ****ss, unless you spell it wrong. Just when I thought things were lookin up for the forums.Telepathy! This way I could become leader of the world, be super rich and finally get all the ladies. That is right all of them. Including your wifes and GFs!
Finally, proof that the French aren't the lovers they claim to be!
And all you'd really find out is that all men think about is sex. And all women think about is... sex. They're just a little more rational about it.
Telepathy! This way I could become leader of the world, be super rich and finally get all the ladies. That is right all of them. Including your wifes and GFs!
Finally, proof that the French aren't the lovers they claim to be just think of screwing your wife!
And all you'd really find out is that all men think about is sex. And all women think about is... sex. They're just a little more rational emotional about it.
Although, what I meant was: If the French were as good as they claim to be, they could screw my wife without telepathy.
or is it something along the lines of this:
Things like censorship, Ashnod's Coupon, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire and Bureaucracy
It also had fearsome monsters, like Flock of Rabid Sheep, Elvish Impersonators and the Infernal Spawn of Evil
Yeah... my favorite edition :D Even though it was impossible to really get cards for it.
My favorite Unglued card(s) was B.F.M.
Odds are good that the Mana Screw is from one of the less serious magic editions. I think there's two? One of them is called Unglued and is home to some of the most hilarious cards in Magic history.
Things like censorship, Ashnod's Coupon, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire and Bureaucracy
It also had fearsome monsters, like Flock of Rabid Sheep, Elvish Impersonators and the Infernal Spawn of Evil
Yeah... my favorite edition :D Even though it was impossible to really get cards for it.
I think it's funny that the censorship card was illustrated by Phil Foglio. Guy did some racy stuff back in the day.
You mean he's stopped? Some of his comics were the funniest things I read back in the day.
I think all he and his wife are doing right now is Girl Genius. They allegedly stopped making the R-rated stuff when their children were born.
I think all he and his wife are doing right now is Girl Genius. They allegedly stopped making the R-rated stuff when their children were born.
I had thought the children were the reason they hadn't started it up again, or started distributing their old stuff in another form - but that particular project ended before the children came along.
I think all he and his wife are doing right now is Girl Genius. They allegedly stopped making the R-rated stuff when their children were born.
I had thought the children were the reason they hadn't started it up again, or started distributing their old stuff in another form - but that particular project ended before the children came along.
I've ran across it on some subscription page. But considering the awkward anatomy in the early Girl Genius (and it still pops up from time to time) I have my doubts.