If you had a Super Power...

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#1

Pyrate_Jib

Sep 08, 2009 9:19:28

If you could pick a Super Power, any single Super Power (so you could fly but were not immune to things like friction or cold) what would you choose?

#2

Nerpherder

Sep 08, 2009 9:26:24

The ability to copy and reuse the powers of others.  Something like, Mimic or Rogue from Marvel, or Peter Petrelli from NBCs Heroes TV show.

#3

ebenmckay

Sep 08, 2009 9:29:27

Telekinesis, because it's versatile. Moving stuff, ranged attacks, solid defense, and levitation, yo.


I guess that's why it's the horrific superpower so often (Dark Phoenix, Sylar, etc)?


 


If telekinesis doesn't count because it's so flexible, my second choice is slowing down time for everyone but me.

#4

EscherEnigma

Sep 08, 2009 10:24:56

Telepathy.

#5

d11

Sep 08, 2009 10:26:31

Wild Shape

#6

Klaumbaz

Sep 08, 2009 10:27:39

full telepathy (including inserting thoughts...)

#7

essence_acid

Sep 08, 2009 10:30:43

i'd pick Psychokinesis.

#8

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Sep 08, 2009 10:33:51

Telekinesis. I wish for it more often than any other power.

#9

cherubaddon

Sep 08, 2009 11:06:33

At-will teleportation; many friends on the other side of the big lake, y'know?


Second choice telekinesis or telepathy.

#10

Klirshon

Sep 08, 2009 11:10:42

I'd have to say transmutation/alchemy. I would transmute anything on a whim, including converting my fleshy body into a preferable structure of metal and robotics... I'm cheating am I?

#11

Cpt_Micha

Sep 08, 2009 11:25:28

Farseeing/precognition.

#12

hanzo187

Sep 08, 2009 11:33:07

Invisibility for me.

#13

kraik

Sep 08, 2009 12:17:20

Teleportation (without error of course)


I'd just like to go wherever i wanted whenever i wanted. Gets too cold? lets go to jamaica. Want to see one of my mates? I'm there. Anywhere you wanted to go and you could be there.


-Kraik

#14

KillerGM

Sep 08, 2009 12:22:01

Shapeshifting.


While I think teleportation, telepathy, and time powers would be cool and imminently useful, I've always had a soft-spot in my heart for shapeshifting abilities.  When I was younger and played "X-Men" with my friend, my X-Man always had shapeshifting powers, and I'll always remember those times fondly.

#15

ellorin

Sep 08, 2009 13:21:47

Flight.

#16

baneofelves

Sep 08, 2009 13:39:41

Telekinesis.

#17

october_darkness

Sep 08, 2009 14:00:42

Unlimited Invincibility/Indestructible. Technically, I would live forever, be immune to diseases, etc. etc.


Nothing could kill me!

#18

baneofelves

Sep 08, 2009 14:32:45

Scratch that. Instead of Telekinesis, I want the ability to protect people from themselves. I'm sick of seeing good people destroying themself with their dumb*** decisions.

#19

EscherEnigma

Sep 08, 2009 15:11:20

Eh, long-term removal of free will, even for someone's own good, pings kinda high on the "kilo-nazi" chart, methinks.

#20

bo0kw0rm

Sep 08, 2009 15:12:35

Flight via Wings.


 


For anyone who doesn't play already, check out City of Heros, its an awesome superhero online game.

#21

EscherEnigma

Sep 08, 2009 15:35:08

Tried it.  In a few months when I start seeing Champions Online free trials I'm going to see if I can get my sisters and SO to try it with me so we can see if we're going to switch to that until Cataclysm/Diablo III comes out.

#22

KillerGM

Sep 08, 2009 15:37:51


Tried it.  In a few months when I start seeing Champions Online free trials I'm going to see if I can get my sisters and SO to try it with me so we can see if we're going to switch to that until Cataclysm/Diablo III comes out.




My friend's friend is playing Champions, and he says it's cool.  One of the things I think is neat is that you create your nemisis when you create your hero.  I like that.
#23

ellorin

Sep 08, 2009 15:39:54



Tried it.  In a few months when I start seeing Champions Online free trials I'm going to see if I can get my sisters and SO to try it with me so we can see if we're going to switch to that until Cataclysm/Diablo III comes out.




My friend's friend is playing Champions, and he says it's cool.  One of the things I think is neat is that you create your nemisis when you create your hero.  I like that.




Hm...sounds like a great idea. Hopefully its execution will not be a letdown.
#24

awesome_dude

Sep 08, 2009 15:45:37


Eh, long-term removal of free will, even for someone's own good, pings kinda high on the "kilo-nazi" chart, methinks.




It could mean an increase in intelligence in everything around him. It would basically be the power to inspire good judgment in others.

As for me, I can't choose yet. Immutability is tempting (October_Darkness's choice), telekinesis would be tempting if not incredibly lame ("OH HAY LOOK I CAN DO EVERYTHING"). I might also choose emotion manipulation (a much rougher version of mind control since only emotion can be inspired but the resulting behavior depends entirely on the person). I would like to be able to create fire, but controlling it is another power so I wouldn't actually be able to use it in a useful (let alone benevolent) manner.

#25

zombie_babies

Sep 08, 2009 15:47:22

I want the power of stabbing people and not getting in trouble for it.

#26

ellorin

Sep 08, 2009 15:48:21


I want the power of stabbing people and not getting in trouble for it.




Ultimate Popularity?

#27

zombie_babies

Sep 08, 2009 15:51:44

Something tells me I won't be all that well liked.   I plan on stabbing lots of people, you see.  I'm ok with that.

#28

EscherEnigma

Sep 08, 2009 16:02:49


I want the power of stabbing people and not getting in trouble for it.




... I'm suddenly reminded of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez, in which the main character does that.  A lot.  At one point he even wonders how he can stab a woman selling flowers in the middle of a street and then leave a bloody trail back to his house and never suffer repercussions.


It was an... odd... comic.  Jhonen Vasquez then went on to make the Nickolodean cartoon Invader Zim.  I wonder how many little kids have said "I love Zim!  Let's google Jhonen Vasquez and see what else he's done!" and seen something like this or this.

#29

baneofelves

Sep 08, 2009 16:19:59


Eh, long-term removal of free will, even for someone's own good, pings kinda high on the "kilo-nazi" chart, methinks.





True. I guess I'll just stick with my telekinesis then.
#30

calronmoonflower

Sep 08, 2009 16:33:24

Sylar's power to of "intuitive aptitude" is a good one, that is if you can leave behind the baggage that came with it.

#31

tiwaztyrsfist

Sep 08, 2009 19:13:09

I've thought about this a lot...


I have two I have trouble choosing between.


1>  Portal based teleportation,  of unlimited size, with unlimited range.  Portals would also be barriers, in the sense that if the relative pressures were unequal, they would prevent cross flow.  Easy manned mission to Mars.


2>  Perfect Pan-Linguistic Fluency.   Perfect fluency in all forms of all languages.

#32

pigknight

Sep 08, 2009 20:12:43

Teleportation of self and others (including objects).


Constantly bamf for defense then teleport a rock into someone's skull when you need offense.

#33

Fireclave

Sep 08, 2009 22:22:47

3e Wizardry.


                 ...What?  It's a power......technically.

#34

owls_and_more_owls

Sep 09, 2009 1:32:08

Doppelganging. (Shapeshifting + mind reading.)

#35

frida

Sep 09, 2009 5:55:46

Theres so many...I think I would choose healing powers so that I could help people and keep me and my family healthy.

#36

awesome_dude

Sep 09, 2009 10:44:10


Theres so many...I think I would choose healing powers so that I could help people and keep me and my family healthy.




Actually, the ability to cure cancer ("de-mutate"/kill cancerous cells) would be pretty cool. Even with only a tiny fee (much smaller than what chemotherapy and all that jazz cost, to steamroll the competition) I'd soon be a millionaire plus I'd get to do some good in this world.
#37

The-Mage-King

Sep 09, 2009 10:51:12

Regeneration that adds immunity to pain.


What? I've thought it through.

#38

elendriel

Sep 09, 2009 10:58:08

Complete control of elemental/chemical properties of the elements.  I would be able to band elements together (creation of anything in any shape), generate or remove ground levels (excavation and such), offensive weapon (what's that?  you just gave me the finger?  where'd that finger go anyway?), create barriers (stave of damage from a hurricane...or heck, dissipate the hurricane altogether), and manipulate body structures (you just severed your arm?  I'll fix that).  Seems like a lot, but manipulating anything on the periodic table of elements on a whim sounds great!

#39

frida

Sep 09, 2009 12:21:06


Complete control of elemental/chemical properties of the elements.  I would be able to band elements together (creation of anything in any shape), generate or remove ground levels (excavation and such), offensive weapon (what's that?  you just gave me the finger?  where'd that finger go anyway?), create barriers (stave of damage from a hurricane...or heck, dissipate the hurricane altogether), and manipulate body structures (you just severed your arm?  I'll fix that).  Seems like a lot, but manipulating anything on the periodic table of elements on a whim sounds great!





Ha ha! You might as well say you pick the GOD superpower but skip the all knowing part.
#40

pluisjen

Sep 09, 2009 15:57:15

Datalink. Direct interfacing with machines.


The possibilities are limitless if you have the vast interwebz at your disposal, and can create computerprograms through thought alone.

#41

zombie_babies

Sep 09, 2009 15:59:06


Datalink. Direct interfacing with machines.


The possibilities are limitless if you have the vast interwebz at your disposal, and can create computerprograms through thought alone.





Not to mention the straight to the ... brain ... porn.
#42

pluisjen

Sep 09, 2009 16:00:13



Datalink. Direct interfacing with machines.


The possibilities are limitless if you have the vast interwebz at your disposal, and can create computerprograms through thought alone.





Not to mention the straight to the ... brain ... porn.



That hadn't crossed my mind yet Innocent
#43

zombie_babies

Sep 09, 2009 16:03:49

But it did 'cross' something else, didn't it?

#44

EscherEnigma

Sep 09, 2009 16:24:51


Datalink. Direct interfacing with machines.


The possibilities are limitless if you have the vast interwebz at your disposal, and can create computerprograms through thought alone.




... I'm too educated about compilers, information systems, computer networking and so-on to accept a power such as that anymore.  There's just too much that it does behind the curtain... too much complex stuff that requires years to learn that gets brushed aside because the comic writer doesn't understand how computers work.


I mean... it just doesn't work like that!  And so what if you could download a picture directly to your brain.  Can you figure out what a picture looks like just from the bit code?  No?  that means your power is also displaying information in specific formats.  But formats change.  And then your power automatically keeps up with them?


/froth


I suppose that's one of the reasons why writers are sometimes recommended to not write about what they know, because they'll know too much to accept the gross simplifications necessary to make fiction work.

#45

archylle

Sep 09, 2009 16:32:14

If I had to choose but a single power, I would definately take the power to Heal, both for others and myself.

#46

pluisjen

Sep 10, 2009 2:49:42



Datalink. Direct interfacing with machines.


The possibilities are limitless if you have the vast interwebz at your disposal, and can create computerprograms through thought alone.




... I'm too educated about compilers, information systems, computer networking and so-on to accept a power such as that anymore.  There's just too much that it does behind the curtain... too much complex stuff that requires years to learn that gets brushed aside because the comic writer doesn't understand how computers work.


I mean... it just doesn't work like that!  And so what if you could download a picture directly to your brain.  Can you figure out what a picture looks like just from the bit code?  No?  that means your power is also displaying information in specific formats.  But formats change.  And then your power automatically keeps up with them?


/froth


I suppose that's one of the reasons why writers are sometimes recommended to not write about what they know, because they'll know too much to accept the gross simplifications necessary to make fiction work.




I know about most of that stuff, I've had some classes about assembly, compilers and programming at University.


But it's a superpower, so hell yes it'll interpret the information for me, and program based on human thought, and update when formats changes. That's why it's a super power Wink

#47

cherubaddon

Sep 10, 2009 4:57:00


... I'm too educated about compilers, information systems, computer networking and so-on to accept a power such as that anymore.  There's just too much that it does behind the curtain... too much complex stuff that requires years to learn that gets brushed aside because the comic writer doesn't understand how computers work.


I mean... it just doesn't work like that!  And so what if you could download a picture directly to your brain.  Can you figure out what a picture looks like just from the bit code?  No?  that means your power is also displaying information in specific formats.  But formats change.  And then your power automatically keeps up with them?


/froth


I suppose that's one of the reasons why writers are sometimes recommended to not write about what they know, because they'll know too much to accept the gross simplifications necessary to make fiction work.




What, because you think re-arranging molecules is easier? Or healing? I mean, think about the crap going on there - creating new cells, destroying bad ones, screwing around with nerve ends and the metabolism and whatnot. And let's not even get into teleportation. So I suppose that unless we can accept stuff like that, we might as well not be having this discussion at all.
#48

zombie_babies

Sep 10, 2009 8:33:56

That's why I kept mine simple.  And fun. 

#49

frida

Sep 10, 2009 9:01:31


That's why I kept mine simple.  And fun. 





Because stabbing people is fun?
#50

zombie_babies

Sep 10, 2009 9:09:33

Well ... yeah.  Yeah it is.  It's at the very least much better than the alternative (you know, not stabbing people).

#51

jhonesy

Sep 10, 2009 9:26:14

The power to control the weather with a mere thought!

#52

zombie_babies

Sep 10, 2009 9:44:40

Aww shucks.  There ya go makin' me all blushy.  Kiss

#53

jhonesy

Sep 10, 2009 10:00:06

I didn't know zombies could even blush!

#54

zombie_babies

Sep 10, 2009 10:18:23

Pssst.  I'm not really a zombie.  Don't tell nobody, ok?

#55

jhonesy

Sep 10, 2009 10:28:15

Okay... I wont.


 


Hey, everybody! I got something to tells you all!


 


It's about Z_B; the blokes a...


 


 


Super Hero.

#56

zombie_babies

Sep 10, 2009 10:31:36

Psst.  I'm not one of those, either.

#57

jhonesy

Sep 10, 2009 10:33:46

Ah man.


You always find a way to ruin my fun eh Z_B. It's a good thing your so cuddly and pokeable, otherwise I'd be upset about all this lying of yours.


*poke*

#58

EscherEnigma

Sep 10, 2009 11:10:47

What, because you think re-arranging molecules is easier? Or healing? I mean, think about the crap going on there - creating new cells, destroying bad ones, screwing around with nerve ends and the metabolism and whatnot. And let's not even get into teleportation. So I suppose that unless we can accept stuff like that, we might as well not be having this discussion at all.


Well, yes, I do think it's easier.  Because I'm not over-educated about those fields, and the abstract concept almost always sounds easier then the real thing.


You see, my objection has nothing really to do with how possible any of this stuff is (that is, none of it), but that in this one case I know precisely how hard it is and how many steps are being skipped and how senseless it really is.  And for me that means I can't accept it.  Nothing to do really with just how impossible it is, just how much I know about how impossible it is.


Savvy?

#59

pluisjen

Sep 10, 2009 11:14:51

There's a term and Trope on TVTropes.org about this very thing...


But I can't remember which one Frown

#60

d11

Sep 10, 2009 11:40:31

This one?

#61

zombie_babies

Sep 10, 2009 12:07:07


Ah man.


You always find a way to ruin my fun eh Z_B. It's a good thing your so cuddly and pokeable, otherwise I'd be upset about all this lying of yours.


*poke*





*giggles*
#62

pluisjen

Sep 10, 2009 15:50:00

No no I meant about not being able to suspend your disbelief because it's something you know about.


And that when someone writes a book where the main character has profession X, everybody loves the book except people who have profession X, because invariable the writer hasn't portraid their profession the right way.


It was probably in the list of 'You Fail X Forever', of which there seem to be a lot.

#63

Mad_Jack

Sep 12, 2009 3:43:29

 


 Let's call it "quantum"-kinesis... The ability to sense and control subatomic particles, which would allow me a complete fundamental awareness of everything within, say, a 30 foot radius.


With these qualifications...


1. It's controlled subconsciously, so I wouldn't need to know physics - it's all about will and visualization.


2. The consequence of number 1 being that my ability to do things would be limited to those things that I could imagine and truly believed I could. If I can rationalize it and justify it somehow, I can accomplish it.


(For example, teleportation is possible because I'm not "changing" anything - a room with me over here and a room with me over there have the same number of particles, as Doc Manhattan would say - and, because perception defines reality, I am where I think I am. And I can walk through walls because physical objects are composed mostly of empty space between particles, so I can just squeeze my particles through the empty spaces. And invisibility is allowing photons to pass through the empty spaces in me.)


Those limitations allow me to do some really cool stuff without actually turning into The Beyonder and making superheroes fight each other for entertainment. No teleporting half a mile down to the store to buy Doritos, no insta-kill Vulcan mindmelds, no flying faster than the posted speed limit, etc.


Basically, I'd be one hell of a badass Jedi Ninja who mainly used his power to do things like avoid cell phone service salesmen at the mall, keep from getting rained on at the bus stop, and keep his over-priced little bags of potato chips from getting jammed up inside the candy machines at work, lol. And, of course, sneak into peoples' houses and dig through their refrigerators, and check out dodgy German porn sites on their computers. Tongue out

#64

Forgember

Sep 12, 2009 5:18:38

I can't believe no one has picked  this yet, I would pick Super Good Luck, its pretty much the best power.

#65

awesome_dude

Sep 12, 2009 11:02:26


I can't believe no one has picked  this yet, I would pick Super Good Luck, its pretty much the best power.




Also the most LOL one.
#66

pedywagn

Sep 16, 2009 15:26:16

True immortality sounds enticing, though you will enevitably have to face the age old question of; "What do you do when everyone you love has died much less everyone in the world?" Mimicry, and the potential to keep, other powers is also quite a good idea, but it's kind of a cop out. "I can't decide from one power so I'll just take everyone's." And what if no one had any powers? Then you would also not have any powers.


In the end, I think I would go for the old fashioned 'Controlling People's Minds' at least that way I know I won't have to worry about anything for the rest of my life and if I so choose I could manipulate politics for funsies.

#67

Qube

Sep 17, 2009 0:45:59

a physical boost (great strenght,health, flexabilities; and knowledge of martial arts)

#68

toastedamphibian

Sep 17, 2009 1:05:22


I can't believe no one has picked  this yet, I would pick Super Good Luck, its pretty much the best power.





So, like batman?
#69

toastedamphibian

Sep 17, 2009 1:07:29

I would like to be able to turn into an insubstantial smoke siloutte at will, even reflexivly. (With the understanding that I could change back as easily, obviously.)

#70

owls_and_more_owls

Sep 17, 2009 1:56:51

I've been playing a lot of Infamous, and so powers of electricity and stuff would be really cool, if extremely impractical.

#71

williamhm75

Sep 17, 2009 7:45:18

pyrokenisis.  Cause everything is better when it is on fire.

#72

baneofelves

Sep 17, 2009 17:22:36

Made up my mind. Lycanthropy.

#73

awesome_dude

Sep 17, 2009 17:35:26

LOL.

#74

toastedamphibian

Sep 17, 2009 19:33:16


Made up my mind. Lycanthropy.





Lycanthropy is a disease/curse/affliction that can cause a number of attributes. It is not a super power, although some of the things it can cause, taken individually, could be considered super powers.
#75

cloqwurk

Sep 18, 2009 12:04:31

I wouldn't mind being a technomancer. Considering the day and age we live in, being able to control machines and digital information on a mere whim of thought would be made of win! Laughing

#76

williamhm75

Sep 18, 2009 14:08:10


I wouldn't mind being a technomancer. Considering the day and age we live in, being able to control machines and digital information on a mere whim of thought would be made of win!



Magnetos ability to manipulate metal would be very useful as well.
#77

RPJesus

Sep 18, 2009 16:16:10


I can't believe no one has picked  this yet, I would pick Super Good Luck, its pretty much the best power.





That'd be my choice. And I'm talking about like the bullstuff they pulled in Escaflowne, where the mech's of the people they were fighting asctually failed for what I believe was the only time in that series.


No no I meant about not being able to suspend your disbelief because it's something you know about.





Cowboy Bebop sits at his computer?
#78

frozenferret

Sep 19, 2009 6:16:35

571ac1617be902802f0d38d42855c244.jpg?v=44704I would like magnetos powers. The master of magnetism.

#79

tiwaztyrsfist

Sep 19, 2009 8:50:23


I would like magnetos powers. The master of magnetism.




I've always liked how Magneto's powers work on non-ferros, non-magnetically reactive metals.  Like gold, copper, and so on...


I change my power choice, I want the ability to make fundemental physical laws effect things in such a way that they violate themselves.  Also, this would include being able to simply turn off the weak and strong nuclear forces in an area for a while...

#80

cloqwurk

Sep 19, 2009 12:51:51

Wow, some pretty nifty (or maybe just crazy!?) powers going on here. I wonder what would occour if we were all thrown into a nice Power Fight with one another, all having access to the powers and requirments needed. Who'd win? Wink

#81

pluisjen

Sep 19, 2009 13:00:14


Wow, some pretty nifty (or maybe just crazy!?) powers going on here. I wonder what would occour if we were all thrown into a nice Power Fight with one another, all having access to the powers and requirments needed. Who'd win? Wink




All those people not in the same universe as the strugglers.

#82

RPJesus

Sep 19, 2009 16:32:15


Wow, some pretty nifty (or maybe just crazy!?) powers going on here. I wonder what would occour if we were all thrown into a nice Power Fight with one another, all having access to the powers and requirments needed. Who'd win? Wink





BS luck. Whats that? Datalink? Ohp, random virus, what are the odds? Flight? Straight into a jet. Telepathy? Well here comes a coincidental zerg rush. Telekinesis? Looks like you tried to move something heaveir than you anticipated and sprained your brain. Prokinesis? Shame it's been raining for the past 3 days.
etc.
#83

baneofelves

Sep 19, 2009 19:32:22



Made up my mind. Lycanthropy.





Lycanthropy is a disease/curse/affliction that can cause a number of attributes. It is not a super power, although some of the things it can cause, taken individually, could be considered super powers.



Fine then, Mister Nitpicker. My superpower is all of the BENEFITS of lycanthory, but without the drawbacks.

#84

awesome_dude

Sep 19, 2009 19:40:10


Fine then, Mister Nitpicker. My superpower is all of the BENEFITS of lycanthory, but without the drawbacks.




You can only have a single power. It says so right in the OP. All the benefits of lycanthropy are individual powers.
#85

EscherEnigma

Sep 19, 2009 19:43:05



Fine then, Mister Nitpicker. My superpower is all of the BENEFITS of lycanthory, but without the drawbacks.




You can only have a single power. It says so right in the OP. All the benefits of lycanthropy are individual powers.



That's silly, we've let others choose package deals.
#86

awesome_dude

Sep 19, 2009 19:44:29


That's silly, we've let others choose package deals.




Yes, but I'm not that nice.
#87

baneofelves

Sep 19, 2009 19:45:00



That's silly, we've let others choose package deals.




Yes, but I'm not so nice.



But no one cares about you, and EE is cooler, so what he says goes. Tongue out

#88

awesome_dude

Sep 19, 2009 20:21:01

I've made up my mind: The ability to generate shock image hallucinations in anyone I want whenever I want.


I would goatse everyone. And baneofelves twice.

#89

baneofelves

Sep 19, 2009 20:29:56

A sick person like you would enjoy that, too.

#90

ubergeek

Sep 19, 2009 20:40:55

My power would definately be the power to use Magic: The Gathering cards to gain some similar effect in real life.


Yeah, I get that's it's cheezy and obsessive.  But this is the Wizards forum, and I doubt there's a single person here that's not some compulsive gamer.


Of course, for the power to work, I have to be following the actual rules of the game.  It would make for the most epic fight scenes ever.

#91

awesome_dude

Sep 19, 2009 21:31:58


A sick person like you would enjoy that, too.




I can't lie. It would be crazy awesome if I actually could.
#92

baneofelves

Sep 19, 2009 21:35:53



A sick person like you would enjoy that, too.




I can't lie. It would be crazy awesome if I actually could.



It would be a very amusing power


 

#93

RPJesus

Sep 20, 2009 2:12:06


You can only have a single power. It says so right in the OP. All the benefits of lycanthropy are individual powers.



Benefits? Isn't it just being able to turn into a wolf/tiger/cat/whatever?
#94

zombie_babies

Sep 21, 2009 9:20:44


Wow, some pretty nifty (or maybe just crazy!?) powers going on here. I wonder what would occour if we were all thrown into a nice Power Fight with one another, all having access to the powers and requirments needed. Who'd win? Wink





Umm.  I win.  *stabbity*
#95

RPJesus

Sep 21, 2009 11:31:18



Umm.  I win.  *stabbity*



I do believe BS luck beat this tactic explicitly in Escaflowne when Folken tried to skewer Dornkirk.
#96

zombie_babies

Sep 21, 2009 11:33:43

Nothing beats stabbity - as evidenced by the fact that anime sucks. *stabbity*

#97

williamhm75

Sep 21, 2009 12:51:34



Wow, some pretty nifty (or maybe just crazy!?) powers going on here. I wonder what would occour if we were all thrown into a nice Power Fight with one another, all having access to the powers and requirments needed. Who'd win?




BS luck. Whats that? Datalink? Ohp, random virus, what are the odds? Flight? Straight into a jet. Telepathy? Well here comes a coincidental zerg rush. Telekinesis? Looks like you tried to move something heaveir than you anticipated and sprained your brain. Prokinesis? Shame it's been raining for the past 3 days.
etc.



Just because it's raining doesn't mean I can't light you on fire.  I have lighter fluid.

#98

Tectorman

Sep 21, 2009 13:40:47

The power of the Q.


But Super-Vision would work, too.

#99

RPJesus

Sep 21, 2009 15:51:05


Just because it's raining doesn't mean I can't light you on fire.  I have lighter fluid.




That's recently leaked out all over your jacket and you didn't notice.
There's a reason BS luck is the choice of Mary Sues everywhere. :D
#100

EscherEnigma

Sep 21, 2009 16:05:07



Just because it's raining doesn't mean I can't light you on fire.  I have lighter fluid.




That's recently leaked out all over your jacket and you didn't notice.
There's a reason BS luck is the choice of Mary Sues everywhere. :D



If I recall correctly, last time I saw someone with that "BS luck" power go up against another super-powered individual, he got turned into a cat.

For the record, it was Ultimate X-Men Longshot vs. Scarlet Witch.

#101

RPJesus

Sep 21, 2009 16:28:27


If I recall correctly, last time I saw someone with that "BS luck" power go up against another super-powered individual, he got turned into a cat.



Exactly, They couldn't even curse him right so he got awesomer. BS luck wins every time :D.
#102

EscherEnigma

Sep 21, 2009 16:41:15



If I recall correctly, last time I saw someone with that "BS luck" power go up against another super-powered individual, he got turned into a cat.



Exactly, They couldn't even curse him right so he got awesomer. BS luck wins every time :D.



Thats... one... interprettation of events, I suppose.
#103

pyromancer999

Sep 21, 2009 17:10:38

I'd choose Ultra Boy's power: the ability to use any power, one at a time.


 


Failing that, I'd want the super power to mess with time(stop, restart, fast forward, rewind)

#104

toastedamphibian

Sep 21, 2009 17:15:50

FrozenFerett looks like Mudd

#105

toastedamphibian

Sep 21, 2009 17:20:22




Just because it's raining doesn't mean I can't light you on fire.  I have lighter fluid.




That's recently leaked out all over your jacket and you didn't notice.
There's a reason BS luck is the choice of Mary Sues everywhere. :D



If I recall correctly, last time I saw someone with that "BS luck" power go up against another super-powered individual, he got turned into a cat.

For the record, it was Ultimate X-Men Longshot vs. Scarlet Witch.




View more Batman.

#106

chrysadruael

Sep 21, 2009 23:36:12

I'd give myself the power of a Genie. That is, to grant wishes, including my own. Then I'd have every power, whenever I felt like it. Cuz hax.

#107

RPJesus

Sep 22, 2009 0:21:54


I'd give myself the power of a Genie. That is, to grant wishes, including my own. Then I'd have every power, whenever I felt like it. Cuz hax.




I wish that you were no longer a genie :3.
#108

pluisjen

Sep 22, 2009 5:48:07

How about just wishing for the power of Deus Ex Machine (which is like BS Luck, only gods appear to apply it!) Tongue out

#109

williamhm75

Sep 22, 2009 8:51:45


How about just wishing for the power of Deus Ex Machine (which is like BS Luck, only gods appear to apply it!) Tongue out





Ability to alter fate.
#110

awesome_dude

Sep 22, 2009 8:54:14

Ability to alter fat.

#111

baneofelves

Sep 22, 2009 11:18:02

You could become disgustingly wealthy with THAT power.

#112

cloqwurk

Sep 22, 2009 15:11:18

I've heard of many superpowers, but the ability to alter the fat content of a person's body is one I ain't never seen or heard before. Kudos for that! Wink

#113

skaevhos

Sep 23, 2009 12:41:20

I'd stick with the simple classic - the ability to create, channel, and manipulate fire as I see fit. Heh, heh, heh.