Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 jhonesy Aug 07, 2009 12:14:41	Just a silly little game, using as many euphemisms or strange phrases to conduct a message, making it sound dirty and/or dirtier. Try to keep it PG13 though. I'll kick things off: When I rescue the Princess, I like to use my fullblade. If you know what I mean?
#2 subsistcyber Aug 07, 2009 13:33:39	I'll bet its a two-hander, if you know what I mean. Edit: Am I playing this right?
#3 owls_and_more_owls Aug 07, 2009 14:32:28	"I have a +2 Amulet of Endurance, If you know what I mean."
#4 pigknight Aug 07, 2009 14:34:15	I always hit with my magic missile, if you know what I mean. ;)
#5 subsistcyber Aug 07, 2009 14:51:44	I'm gunna toss some dice this weekend, if you know what I mean.
#6 jhonesy Aug 07, 2009 22:36:13	I just served over two thousand customers in three hours, if you know what I mean...
#7 EscherEnigma Aug 07, 2009 23:02:14	I just drank a can of soda, if you know what I mean.
#8 owls_and_more_owls Aug 07, 2009 23:03:59	I'm not that good at social interaction... if you know what I mean.
#9 pigknight Aug 07, 2009 23:05:41	I like marshmellows, if you know what I mean. ;)
#10 jhonesy Aug 07, 2009 23:07:48	I like a good s'more in my mouth, if you know what I mean...
#11 pigknight Aug 07, 2009 23:13:02	I like walking barefoot, if you know what I mean. ;)
#12 subsistcyber Aug 07, 2009 23:41:22	My throat is hurting, if you know what I mean.
#13 pigknight Aug 07, 2009 23:42:49	I have a lung infection...if you know what I mean. ;)
#14 owls_and_more_owls Aug 07, 2009 23:44:21	I'm afraid of change... if you know what I mean.
#15 subsistcyber Aug 07, 2009 23:45:38	Change gives a bitter taste in my mouth, if you know what I mean.
#16 owls_and_more_owls Aug 07, 2009 23:46:22	I want to have sex with you, if you know what I mean.
#17 pigknight Aug 07, 2009 23:54:17	I was shot and now am hemorrhaging into my kidneys, if you know what I mean. ;)
#18 ocarina_guy Aug 08, 2009 11:24:03	The room was turned 90 degrees widdershins, if you know what I mean. Because I'm not certain I do.
#19 jhonesy Aug 08, 2009 13:39:22	I'm barbecuing up some sausages on a stick, if you know what I mean...
#20 pigknight Aug 08, 2009 13:40:39	I like killing and meating animals with my bare hands, if you know what I mean. ;)
#21 jhonesy Aug 08, 2009 13:45:13	I love the taste of sausage in my mouth, if you know what I mean...
#22 dirtyfrank Aug 08, 2009 13:51:06	I'll break open the city gates, if you know what I mean. My arrows always hit their mark, if you get my drift. You wanna see my battering ram, if you know what I'm sayin'.
#23 pigknight Aug 08, 2009 13:51:53	I want to have sex with you, if you know what i mean. ;)
#24 jhonesy Aug 08, 2009 14:01:30	I don't know what you mean, if you know what I mean...
#25 dirtyfrank Aug 08, 2009 14:11:38	Oh, you'll soon know what he means, if you know what I'm sayin'.
#26 jhonesy Aug 08, 2009 14:59:41	I'm playing with my Metal Gear, if you know what I mean...
#27 owls_and_more_owls Aug 08, 2009 16:35:32	I want to have sex with you, if you know what i mean. ;) I already did that joke, if you know what I mean.
#28 baneofelves Aug 08, 2009 16:37:42	Some of these are too obvious, if you know what I mean.
#29 pigknight Aug 08, 2009 16:39:11	I had sex with your prettier sister, but then she dumped me so I'm trying the same moves on you...if you know what I mean. ;)
#30 dirtyfrank Aug 08, 2009 16:41:00	Some of you guys don't seem to be trying, if you know what I mean.
#31 subsistcyber Aug 08, 2009 16:59:46	I just launched an assault on my cat's sense of smell, if you know what I mean.
#32 firehead Aug 08, 2009 19:50:18	I like spelunking dank caverns, if you know what i mean
#33 calronmoonflower Aug 08, 2009 20:12:34	I'm a troper, If You Know What I Mean.
#34 Rustmonster Aug 08, 2009 20:42:50	In Soviet Russia, mean knows you, if you know what I mean.
#35 calronmoonflower Aug 08, 2009 21:01:57	Just a silly little game That's what she said.
#36 owls_and_more_owls Aug 08, 2009 21:33:54	I'd rather die underground, if you know what I mean.
#37 jhonesy Aug 08, 2009 22:36:54	That's what she said. "She" is a "He", if you know what I mean! Seriously, I'm a he-man.
#38 EscherEnigma Aug 08, 2009 22:56:15	Hello sailor, if ya know what I mean.
#39 owls_and_more_owls Aug 08, 2009 23:01:23	Naem I tahw wonk uoy fi if you know what I mean
#40 dirtyfrank Aug 09, 2009 0:35:14	She's no newb, if you know what I mean.
#41 jhonesy Aug 09, 2009 14:16:52	I'm boiling some eggs at the moment, if you know what I mean...
#42 subsistcyber Aug 10, 2009 7:52:02	My cat is getting a lil friendly in the bathroom, if you know what I mean.
#43 zombie_babies Aug 10, 2009 9:22:45	That one thread I made is all sticky, if you can fathom what I'm after.
#44 ADHadh Aug 10, 2009 13:24:34	*wink wink, nudge nudge*
#45 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 13:28:50	My grandma is missing all her teeth, if you know what I mean.
#46 reinharst Aug 10, 2009 14:44:59	I am liking the maple syrup, if you are getting my drift.
#47 dirtyfrank Aug 10, 2009 14:50:02	EscherEnigma is the Straight Man on these boards, if you know what I mean. ;)
#48 pigknight Aug 10, 2009 14:51:22	:O ...if you know what I mean. ;)
#49 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 14:53:03	EscherEnigma is the Straight Man on these boards, if you know what I mean. ;) DirtyFrank is... not. If you know what I mean.
#50 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 15:03:24	Just found this from an old thread. Well, I certainly hope that when I'm old and graying with wispy white hair that I still take the time to 'appreciate' certain things. If you get what I mean. *****.
#51 subsistcyber Aug 10, 2009 15:12:29	I just got some personal time with an intern, if you know what I mean.
#52 pigknight Aug 10, 2009 15:13:17	I like jumping on my bed, if you know what I mean. ;)
#53 reinharst Aug 10, 2009 15:13:43	I am nursing a bottle of rum, if you know what I am meaning!
#54 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 15:14:46	I'm taking multiple pain medications at once, if you know what I mean.
#55 pigknight Aug 10, 2009 15:15:47	Can we have a three-way with your hot college roommate? ...if you know what I mean. ;)
#56 subsistcyber Aug 10, 2009 15:19:46	If you like sausage... if you know what I mean.
#57 zombie_babies Aug 10, 2009 15:21:06	I don't know what anyone means, if you know what I mean.
#58 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 15:23:11	Can we have a three-way with your hot college roommate? Actually, you'd probably like one of my college roommates. He was a furry too. Also a skateboarder. ... if you know what I mean.
#59 subsistcyber Aug 10, 2009 15:24:06	Lets all ride the escher train, if you know what I mean.
#60 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 15:25:52	I'm not that kind of villain, if you know what I mean.
#61 subsistcyber Aug 10, 2009 15:27:15	Resistance is futile... if you know what I mean.
#62 zombie_babies Aug 10, 2009 15:27:16	That wasn't a request, if you know what I mean.
#63 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 15:28:35	I don't make threats, I make promises. If you know what I mean.
#64 subsistcyber Aug 10, 2009 15:40:03	There's strong... And then there's Army strong. ... if you know what I mean.
#65 owls_and_more_owls Aug 10, 2009 15:59:54	Boobies if you know what I mean.
#66 dirtyfrank Aug 10, 2009 16:11:01	These youngsters here are inexperienced, if you know what I mean.
#67 zombie_babies Aug 10, 2009 16:12:32	I'm sleepy, if you know what I mean.
#68 dirtyfrank Aug 10, 2009 16:15:22	This is an all male thread, if you know what I mean.
#69 EscherEnigma Aug 10, 2009 16:19:17	It's a room full of men hitting on each other, if you know what I mean.
#70 dirtyfrank Aug 10, 2009 16:27:18	That ornithologist has some nice hooters, if you know what I mean.
#71 toastedamphibian Aug 10, 2009 16:36:26	That lemon cleaner is a provocative shade of yellow, if you know what I mean.
#72 zombie_babies Aug 11, 2009 8:43:33	Sometimes flirting in a joke thread isn't a joke, if you get what I mean.
#73 subsistcyber Aug 11, 2009 9:16:45	I cleared the hedges and even though my wife knows about it, she still isn't playing with it... if you know what I mean.
#74 pyromancer999 Aug 11, 2009 16:23:04	I'm a ninja, I'm in and out before you know it....if you know what I mean :D
#75 owls_and_more_owls Aug 11, 2009 18:02:21	Family Guy isn't funny and Seth Mcfarlane should fall in a hole somewhere. If you know what I mean.
#76 EscherEnigma Aug 11, 2009 18:04:00	... that... wasn't funny at all.
#77 baneofelves Aug 11, 2009 18:05:25	... that... wasn't funny at all. If you know what I mean.
#78 dirtyfrank Aug 11, 2009 18:32:03	I'm no man, if you know what I mean.
#79 turalisj Aug 11, 2009 19:30:41	Dwarves like their rocks hard, if you know what I mean :P
#80 dirtyfrank Aug 11, 2009 19:36:01	Elves frolic with their weapons in hand, if you know what I mean.
#81 Klirshon Aug 11, 2009 19:45:47	Carny geeks eat chicken heads, if you know what I mean.
#82 toastedamphibian Aug 11, 2009 19:57:28	Six is scared, because seven eight nine, if you know what I mean.
#83 Klirshon Aug 11, 2009 20:57:20	Hey, you can't park that animal there... if you know what I mean.
#84 dirtyfrank Aug 11, 2009 21:06:29	I'm not sure which is better so I'll just say them both. Pigknight prefers short answers, if you know what I mean. Pigknight likes answers that are short and to the point, if you know what I mean. Or because he often gives short answers I could change it to this: Pigknight likes to give answers that are short and to the point, if you know what I mean.
#85 pigknight Aug 11, 2009 21:06:59	:O
#86 turalisj Aug 11, 2009 21:24:54	PK likes things short, if you know what I mean.
#87 toastedamphibian Aug 11, 2009 21:47:23	Be carefull if you keep going down this road, there are some speed humps up ahead, if you know what I mean.
#88 disciple_of_juiblex Aug 11, 2009 22:06:16	My ogre fighter has something longer than his spiked chain, If you know what i mean...
#89 dirtyfrank Aug 11, 2009 22:15:45	My dragonborn sorcerer likes to jab things with his dagger, if you know what I mean.
#90 toastedamphibian Aug 11, 2009 22:39:27	... the thought ... makes me wanna bite my desk and scream ... For some WEIRD ASS reason , if you know what I mean.
#91 dirtyfrank Aug 12, 2009 0:39:45	Oh, hello. I didn't see you there, if you know what I mean.
#92 turalisj Aug 12, 2009 0:45:46	He took the two fisted shooter feat, if you know what I mean.
#93 Crackerjake Aug 12, 2009 1:01:36	She's using her Vibrating Palm, if you know what I mean
#94 dirtyfrank Aug 12, 2009 1:07:53	My girlfriend likes jumpin' on the ol' pogo stick, if you know what I mean.
#95 dirtyfrank Aug 12, 2009 1:22:25	I'm roll ones, if you know what I mean. I roll nothing but twenties, if you know what I mean.
#96 Crackerjake Aug 12, 2009 1:28:38	*head a'splode* if you know what I mean
#97 calronmoonflower Aug 12, 2009 2:13:40	I have the title "Dragon Slayer", nudge nudge, wink, wink.
#98 pyromancer999 Aug 12, 2009 9:19:52	I'm going to tame my dragon, if you know what I mean
#99 subsistcyber Aug 12, 2009 9:21:46	I'm going to tame my dragon, if you know what I mean I'll bet it's a wyrmling, if you know what I'm saying.
#100 pyromancer999 Aug 12, 2009 9:33:37	I'll bet it's a wyrmling, if you know what I'm saying. Actually, mine is more like a wyrm, if you know what I mean.
#101 subsistcyber Aug 12, 2009 9:37:18	Can't teach an old wyrm new tricks, if you get my drift.
#102 dirtyfrank Aug 12, 2009 10:51:28	I ate Zombie Babies for breakfast , if you know what I mean.
#103 diltyflank Aug 12, 2009 11:17:28	Oh she knows what you mean, if you know what I mean.
#104 Crackerjake Aug 12, 2009 11:34:53	I'm gonna post a thread in your forum, if you know what I mean
#105 zombie_babies Aug 12, 2009 12:02:43	Fifteen does not mean eighteen, if you know what I mean.
#106 dirtyfrank Aug 12, 2009 12:04:16	15 != 18, if you know what I mean.
#107 zombie_babies Aug 12, 2009 12:11:04	Oh, I know what you mean. Chris Hanson told me all about it, if you know what I mean.
#108 Crackerjake Aug 12, 2009 15:50:07	I love...lamp, if you know what I mean
#109 toastedamphibian Aug 12, 2009 16:41:43	Chadwick Treeclimber, if you know what I mean.
#110 pyromancer999 Aug 12, 2009 17:57:18	Can't teach an old wyrm new tricks, if you get my drift. My Wyrm's more powerful and bigger than yours.....if you get what I'm saying.
#111 subsistcyber Aug 12, 2009 18:00:11	Perhaps we should mount up and figure it out man to man, if you know what I'm saying.
#112 toastedamphibian Aug 12, 2009 18:01:17	Don't cross the streams, if you know what I mean.
#113 pyromancer999 Aug 12, 2009 18:14:41	Perhaps we should mount up and figure it out man to man, if you know what I'm saying. My Dragon has the biggest blast weapon ever!....if you know what I mean
#114 subsistcyber Aug 12, 2009 18:17:38	All it does is fire blanks, if you get my drift.
#115 dirtyfrank Aug 12, 2009 18:24:02	I'm not using conventional weapons, if you get what I'm sayin'.
#116 owls_and_more_owls Aug 12, 2009 18:41:20	"I cast Banefire, If you know what I mean."
#117 dirtyfrank Aug 12, 2009 18:42:56	You wanna inspect my WMD, if you know what I mean?
#118 subsistcyber Aug 13, 2009 18:43:52	I chose this name for a reason, if you know what I mean.
#119 dirtyfrank Aug 13, 2009 18:59:01	That's not the only reason why they call me dirtyfrank, if you know what I mean.
#120 calronmoonflower Aug 14, 2009 2:12:18	I'm feeling motivated, If you know what I mean.
#121 subsistcyber Aug 14, 2009 9:37:54	I have two turn-tables and a microphone... if you know what I mean.
#122 subsistcyber Aug 14, 2009 9:58:40	:embarrass ...If you know what I mean.
#123 idhriniel Aug 14, 2009 10:05:53	:heehee
#124 dirtyfrank Aug 14, 2009 10:13:08	:heehee , if you know what I mean.
#125 turalisj Aug 14, 2009 11:52:08	I've got an ocarina of time, if you know what I mean.
#126 owls_and_more_owls Aug 14, 2009 13:55:12	"Gotta Catch 'em all! If you know what I mean."
#127 dirtyfrank Aug 14, 2009 16:43:40	...and heeeeeere's JOHNNY! , if you know what I mean.
#128 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 19:56:16	Jack Be Nimble in the Box , if you know what I mean.
#129 Idolis Aug 17, 2009 20:19:10	mmmmm mmmmm Toasted, if you know what I mean.
#130 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:21:55	"We both enjoyed that", if you know what I mean.
#131 ladyloveofidolis Aug 17, 2009 20:24:57	Feathers... If you know what I mean
#132 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:26:30	Feathers... If you know what I mean I honestly have no idea what you mean, Lady.
#133 ladyloveofidolis Aug 17, 2009 20:29:41	Feathers Tickle...If You know what I mean;)
#134 dirtyfrank Aug 17, 2009 20:34:40	Big Bird: "I'll tickle her with my feather, if you know what I mean."
#135 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:35:09	.... still not seeing any inuendo there.
#136 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:36:12	Big Bird: "I'll tickle her with my feather, if you know what I mean." Thats more like it, I guess. I can see where lady was coming from, but she wasn't so much implying dirty things through innuendo as stating facts about objects.....
#137 pigknight Aug 17, 2009 20:36:24	Bondage Toasted.
#138 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:37:53	Bondage Toasted. What about it? Yes, you can cuff someone and tickle them with a feather, but that wasn't implied in any of her contributions, at least not as far as I could tell. Unless your stating that 'feather' is a common euphimisim for whips, or some such.
#139 Idolis Aug 17, 2009 20:38:18	OOO LA LA, if you know what I mean.
#140 ladyloveofidolis Aug 17, 2009 20:39:17	Sorry I guess I didn't play correctly....will try to think of another
#141 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:40:03	Sorry I guess I didn't play correctly....will try to think of another :evillaugh
#142 Idolis Aug 17, 2009 20:40:25	Toasted, she's new and the rules for this thread are a little vague. Is she not following the rules?
#143 dirtyfrank Aug 17, 2009 20:40:32	Sorry I guess I didn't play correctly....will try to think of another , if you know what I mean.
#144 pigknight Aug 17, 2009 20:41:25	Toasted is just slow. I chucked Lady.
#145 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:42:29	Are you not entertained, if you know what I mean?
#146 Klirshon Aug 17, 2009 20:48:20	(Since Big Bird was brought up) Oscar the Grouch: You can bang on my can, if you know what I mean.
#147 ladyloveofidolis Aug 17, 2009 20:50:16	I'd like to turn in your end-o! If you know what I mean
#148 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 20:54:56	Toasted, she's new and the rules for this thread are a little vague. Is she not following the rules? The point, as I understand it, is to post statments that, by themselves, are mostly innocuous, but can have an edgier/darker/moreperverse interpretation as euphimisim, followed by 'if you know what I mean' calling attention to the fact that the euphimisim was intentional.
#149 Idolis Aug 17, 2009 20:59:03	Yeah, I know. But according to that she followed the rules because feathers are fairly innocuous and I wouldn't think that the first thing you think of after hearing the word "Feathers" would be something sexual. Maybe that's just me though.
#150 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 21:10:47	"I like feathers, if you know what I mean" is passable. "Feathers, if you know what I mean" could work as a response to something such as "What do you like?".
#151 ladyloveofidolis Aug 17, 2009 21:17:17	My husband has a yardstick...If you know what I mean
#152 dirtyfrank Aug 17, 2009 21:18:47	It's that thin! If you know what I mean.
#153 owls_and_more_owls Aug 17, 2009 21:19:49	My Warforged Artificer has a few extra components, if you know what I mean.
#154 Klirshon Aug 17, 2009 21:22:41	Who wants to ride the unicorn, if you know what I mean?
#155 toastedamphibian Aug 17, 2009 21:31:52	Nah, I'll just polish the horn, if you know what I mean.
#156 Idolis Aug 17, 2009 21:35:45	You can polish the horn and I'll brush the mane and tail, if you know what I mean. (Sorry, TA. I think we get the thread now.)
#157 subsistcyber Aug 17, 2009 22:33:20	I'll have to distract myself with alternate websites this next week, if you know what I mean.
#158 calronmoonflower Aug 18, 2009 2:13:34	.... still not seeing any inuendo there. That's what she said.
#159 zombie_babies Aug 18, 2009 8:37:14	The forums are gonna go down later, if you get the direction I was taking this particular comment.
#160 ladyloveofidolis Aug 27, 2009 18:15:29	The Boards are back UP ...if ya know what i mean
#161 Idolis Aug 27, 2009 18:19:16	I'm gonna need some time to get the feel of these boards if you know what I mean.
#162 subsistcyber Aug 28, 2009 13:31:55	Wizards - Social Networking for your Roleplaying Enjoyment. ...If you know what I mean.
#163 Idolis Aug 29, 2009 11:35:23	I couldn't wait for them to be back up...I was having a really good time. If you know what I mean.
#164 dirtyfrank Sep 05, 2009 9:09:09	.......it struck me blind (if you know what i mean) .... if you know what she means.
#165 idhriniel Sep 05, 2009 9:12:10	you would use that, copier!
#166 dirtyfrank Sep 05, 2009 9:36:56	you would use that, copier! .....if you know what I mean.
#167 EscherEnigma Sep 06, 2009 13:18:07	I know you know that I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.
#168 idhriniel Sep 07, 2009 6:04:19	wha?
#169 bo0kw0rm Sep 07, 2009 9:18:58	You just make Idhriniel do a double-take, if you know what I mean?
#170 idhriniel Sep 07, 2009 10:00:12	stop makin fun of me! i know that you know that i know that you know what i mean, if you know what i mean.
#171 EscherEnigma Sep 07, 2009 11:17:13	stop makin fun of me! i know that you know that i know that you know what i mean, if you know what i mean. I do know what you mean, but did you know that?
#172 idhriniel Sep 07, 2009 11:22:19	I'd raise an evil unicorn, because it'll run you through either way, if you know what I mean.
#173 bo0kw0rm Sep 07, 2009 11:24:29	I love a good evil-laugh, if you know what I mean.
#174 dirtyfrank Sep 07, 2009 11:29:34	UNICORN POWER!!!!! If you know what I mean.
#175 idhriniel Sep 07, 2009 11:35:19	Thumbs up! ...if you know what I mean.
#176 dirtyfrank Sep 07, 2009 11:36:27	Sounds exciting, if you know what I mean.
#177 bo0kw0rm Sep 07, 2009 11:38:50	Yu outta know, if you know what I mean