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#1 EscherEnigma May 05, 2010 17:13:19	... have a nightstand that transforms (sorry, no magical-girl-transformation-sequence) into a club and shield.  [link]
#2 WolfLordBran May 05, 2010 18:10:20	Neat. I could really use one of those. Not for zombies but for when the neighbors decide to have angry, extremely loud "relations" at 3am. God dammit, 3am is sleepy time, not that!
#3 The_Silversword May 05, 2010 18:20:57	have a night stand that turns into a shotgun would be better. I try not to get into melee range of zombies.
#4 modern_iconoclast May 05, 2010 19:00:52	that guy looks creepy, like he does not sleep well since he survived his last zombie attack or his last encounter with crystal meth
#5 toastedamphibian May 05, 2010 19:06:07	Neat. I could really use one of those. Not for zombies but for when the neighbors decide to have angry, extremely loud "relations" at 3am. God dammit, 3am is sleepy time, not that! Hah! I'm barely off work at 3am, 7am is sleepy time!
#6 toastedamphibian May 05, 2010 19:08:08	A better use would be to keep a beer-shaped cake on it. Sneak out the back while he is distracted.
#7 death_isthe_begining May 05, 2010 20:37:25	I'm curios where they marketing this, because in America we just keep a bat or gun.
#8 Idolis May 05, 2010 20:38:40	Cool idea but could be painful if you step on the bottom thing with that metal thing sticking up.
#9 pluisjen May 06, 2010 8:43:35	I'm curios where they marketing this, because in America we just keep a bat or gun. Considering it links to a .co.uk site, Great Brittain probably.
#10 zombie_babies May 06, 2010 9:26:44	Yup.  I believe it's Britain.  If you don't have one of these things, you're required by law to allow any intruder to stab you.
#11 toastedamphibian May 06, 2010 17:56:26	Oh Brittain, land where a dude with a table is better armed than the police!