my pants if I was talking the garbage out only to find a gator out there!Maybe he just wanted to save her reptilian soul.
OBAMAAAAA!!!
Well, he does work in mysterious ways. Just ... well, mostly with drones and wiretaps.
I suggest you stop talking about that stuff. Next thing you know, you'll have an alligator at your door asking you questions.
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You mean this alligator?
She just wants to ask for a cup of sugar. No need to be a jerk about it.
She just wants to ask for a cup of sugar. No need to be a jerk about it.
So, have we reached the point where we're not talking about stupid people feeding aligators anymore, we're just using it as a vehicle for exchanging political slogans?
What are you talking about?
So, have we reached the point where we're not talking about stupid people feeding aligators anymore, we're just using it as a vehicle for exchanging political slogans?
What are you talking about?
Using a people vs. alligators thread to accuse the President of the United States of terrorism (pretending he sends drones to kill people in their homes) instead of talking about people vs. alligators.
Using a people vs. alligators thread to accuse the President of the United States of terrorism (pretending he sends drones to kill people in their homes) instead of talking about people vs. alligators.
Who's pretending? That's what he does! I mean, not here yet but overseas certainly. And, you know, he said he's down with doing it here if that's what it takes. And that leads us back to the jokes. ;)
So, have we reached the point where we're not talking about stupid people feeding aligators anymore, we're just using it as a vehicle for exchanging political slogans?
I find myself wondering why, exactly, you care where this thread wanders to.
Now I find that I don't care enough to wonder anymore, but, in the interest of keeping the random non-participant somewhat mollified:
The average size for an adult female American alligator is 8.2 feet (2.6 m), and the average size for a male is 11.2 feet (3.4 m). Exceptionally large males can reach a weight of nearly half a ton or 1,000 pounds.
Both males and females have an "armored" body with a muscular flat tail. The skin on the back is armored with embedded bony plates called osteoderms or scutes. They have four short legs; the front legs have five toes while the back legs have four toes.
The easiest way to distinguish an alligator from a crocodile is by looking at the teeth. The large fourth tooth in the lower jaw of an alligator fits into a socket in the upper jaw and is not visible when the mouth is closed. This does not happen in crocodiles. Alligators have between 74 and 80 teeth in their mouth at a time. As teeth wear down they are replaced. An alligator can go through 2,000 to 3,000 teeth in a lifetime.
American alligators may live to about 50 years in the wild. After it is four feet long, an alligator is safe from predators except humans and occasionally other alligators.
The alligator became the official state reptile of Florida in 1987.
The alligator family includes the American and Chinese alligators and all caimans. Spanish sailors visiting the New World thought the unfamiliar alligator was a huge lizard. In Spanish, el lagarto means the lizard. English sailors took the name as allagarter and in time it has become alligator.
Alligators are hunted mostly for their skins, but also they are hunted for meat. Today, there is a multimillion dollar industry in which alligators are raised in captivity for the production of meat and skin. Also, alligators are a tourist attraction, especially in Florida, where visitors enjoy feeding them.
Which brings us back to feeding alligators. Are you happy now?
'Round here we just got to worry about 'coons or 'possums getting in the trash, Id probably
Don't get me started on the Racoons, This is the first house We've lived at in the city where they don't destroy our garbage, they were so smart at my second house, they figured out how to open the lock lid garbages, they would also pull open the outter door on the side of the house and waltz right into the kitchen trying to get my food, I'd always have to broom them out the door which was an ordeal.
RACOONS!!!!!! 'Round here we just got to worry about 'coons or 'possums getting in the trash, Id probably
Don't get me started on the Racoons, This is the first house We've lived at in the city where they don't destroy our garbage, they were so smart at my second house, they figured out how to open the lock lid garbages, they would also pull open the outter door on the side of the house and waltz right into the kitchen trying to get my food, I'd always have to broom them out the door which was an ordeal.
Perhaps it was your choice of deterrence tool that caused the issue. The proper use of a baseball bat or a pipe threader could have ensured those racoons wouldn't come back.
He posts some pretty off the wall stuff, as do you, that and wasnt you going on about how much you loved snake people with rainbow wings not that long ago?
No that wasn't me. I've never even done acid.
You trying to say its me? Cause its not, not even close.
