Is it possible to be in two places at once?

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#1

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 18:38:32
I was going to blame Mad_Jack for killing Margaret Thatcher...

But he appears to have an airtight alibi!
#2

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 18:50:16
Heh, she beat Reagan.
#3

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 19:03:53
She was in her 50s when he was in his 70s; of course she did.
Oh, and remember what we told you about Jack killing celebrities? He did a twofer today.
#4

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 19:49:12
Meh. She still won.

Jack, don't come after Mitchell Hurwitz...or else.
#5

Mad_Jack

Apr 08, 2013 20:12:00

 Come after who? I don't have to come after anybody - now that draco is doing my work for me so he can post threads like this...

#6

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 20:23:02
You said you wouldn't tell anyone I helped you today!
#7

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 20:31:29
I want to report you guys but I'm not sure that assassination is covered in the CoC...
#8

Mad_Jack

Apr 08, 2013 20:46:43

 It's not an assassination if they died of natural causes...

#9

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 20:47:22

 It's not an assassination if they died of natural causes...


/takes notes

/looks up Rush Limbaugh's address
#10

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 20:49:37
Yeah, dood! It's not our fault The Baroness stroked too hard.
#11

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 20:50:50
Yeah, dood! It's not our fault The Baroness stroked too hard.

Dude, I'm, like, never going to get that image out of my head. Better go fight fre with fire and stare at a pic of RH for an hour and a half.
#12

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 20:54:11
Don't forget these!
#13

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 20:55:58
I think I'm going to need this:

#14

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 20:57:22
Or you could just stare at a pic of that weird dood in aviator shades and an orange T. That's a guaranteed mood-killer right there!
#15

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 20:58:09
Or you could just stare at a pic of that weird dood in aviator shades and an orange T. That's a guaranteed mood-killer right there!

But RH makes me feel better about myself.
#16

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 21:00:27
Knowing you're not Quebecistani doesn't do that for you?

You're one o' them Frenchies, ain't ya!?
#17

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 08, 2013 21:01:11
Knowing you're not Quebecistani doesn't do that for you?

You're one o' them Frenchies, ain't ya!?

I kinda like Quebecistan.
#18

draco1119

Apr 08, 2013 21:03:05

I thought you were cool, bro.
#19

zombie_babies

Apr 09, 2013 8:25:06
Well, you know what they say: when it rains dead old broads, it pours.
#20

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 15:19:10

I thought you were cool, bro.

I have a reason! You know you can get those Quebecistani hobos to do ANYTHING for $3?
#21

draco1119

Apr 09, 2013 16:10:33
Like poo on a wall?
#22

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 16:22:04
Involving poo always costs extra.
#23

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 16:29:20
I'm pretty sure it's not the case.

What do they charge now?
#24

draco1119

Apr 09, 2013 16:38:06
For him, they do it free!
#25

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 16:47:19
I'm not convinced the hobos are the ones performing the services...
#26

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 16:50:06
Is that what they call it now? When was your last "soup kitchen?"
#27

draco1119

Apr 09, 2013 16:52:33
He calls ZB for advice on the proper execution of the "Cleveland Steamer".
#28

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 16:54:20
I do not believe in charity.

You should watch The Other Guys. Great movie.
#29

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 16:54:32
He calls ZB for advice on the proper execution of the "Cleveland Steamer".

#30

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 17:04:58
I do not believe in charity.

You should watch The Other Guys. Great movie.


Will Ferrel? Ewww, no.

Meh, this one''s good.
#31

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 09, 2013 17:05:42
Someday we should all collaborate on a parody called The OTTer Guys.

Anyone?
#32

Pontiac

Apr 09, 2013 20:33:42
Someday we should all collaborate on a parody called The OTTer Guys.

Anyone?



"My wife is not even remotely hot"

"Dude lookv at she smash that sea urchin open on her rock hard tummy she's a hot otter"

"no she's not!"   
#33

The_Silversword

Apr 09, 2013 23:07:47
I do not believe in charity.

You should watch The Other Guys. Great movie.


Will Ferrel? Ewww, no.

Meh, this one''s good.


Stranger Than Fiction was pretty good, its kinda emotional, made me cry, a little. Not too many movies  can make me cry, What Dreams May Come did it, Star Trek 2 where Spock dies and Scotty plays Amazing Grace on the bagpipes, it sounds sooo mournfull, gets me everytime. And the Fox and the Hound, god what a horrible movie, I thought Disney was supposed to make family movies? I mean seriously what does that movie teach us? If some one is defferent than you, you cant be friends with them.
but anyway, yeah Stranger Than Fiction is pretty good, and The Otter Guys was pretty good too. 
#34

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 10, 2013 5:25:29
Someday we should all collaborate on a parody called The OTTer Guys.

Anyone?



"My wife is not even remotely hot"

"Dude lookv at she smash that sea urchin open on her rock hard tummy she's a hot otter"

"no she's not!"   

#35

Mad_Jack

Apr 10, 2013 18:25:19

 Oh, yeah, this is classy...

 Margaret Thatcher's death propels "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" onto the music charts...

#36

Pontiac

Apr 10, 2013 19:03:05

 Oh, yeah, this is classy...

 Margaret Thatcher's death propels "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" onto the music charts...




Which old witch?
#37

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 10, 2013 19:08:37

 Oh, yeah, this is classy...

 Margaret Thatcher's death propels "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" onto the music charts...


Meh. She wasn't a classy person.
#38

draco1119

Apr 10, 2013 19:56:50
Classier than you, apparently.
#39

CorranHornIsAwesome

Apr 10, 2013 20:16:02
Classier than you, apparently.

For not complainig that people are mocking her? Nah.
#40

draco1119

Apr 10, 2013 21:03:40
She's not complaining, bro. She's dead. Therefore thou shalt speak no ill.

Oh, wait... Commies are allowed to, so you're good.
#41

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 10, 2013 21:12:22
She's not complaining, bro. She's dead. Therefore thou shalt speak no ill. Oh, wait... Commies are allowed to, so you're good.

If you can't make fun of the dead, who can you make fun of?

#42

Pontiac

Apr 10, 2013 21:39:05
She's not complaining, bro. She's dead. Therefore thou shalt speak no ill. Oh, wait... Commies are allowed to, so you're good.

If you can't make fun of the dead, who can you make fun of?




The unborn, haha that fetus is such a loser it can't even breathe air properly. What a baby
#43

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 10, 2013 21:51:02
She's not complaining, bro. She's dead. Therefore thou shalt speak no ill. Oh, wait... Commies are allowed to, so you're good.

If you can't make fun of the dead, who can you make fun of?




The unborn, haha that fetus is such a loser it can't even breathe air properly. What a baby


Not if the personhood people get the laws changed.
#44

draco1119

Apr 10, 2013 21:51:28
Minorities.
#45

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 10, 2013 21:52:45
Minorities.

Yes, the personhood people are a minority now, but you know how craziness can spread.

#46

Pontiac

Apr 10, 2013 21:58:58
minorities? so white people?
#47

Pontiac

Apr 10, 2013 22:12:07
okay then I suck! ohh I just got burned!
#48

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 10, 2013 22:28:22
Well then, my job is done.
/Flies away to a brothel. 
#49

The_Silversword

Apr 11, 2013 3:03:22
Reminds me of that episode of Metalocalypse, awesome show, did I spell that right?

 
#50

zombie_babies

Apr 11, 2013 8:16:16
dood, before she died Thatcher herself said she didn't care if people celebrated her demise.  To her, it meant she did enough things to matter to a lot of people.  She will be remembered.  Er, something like that.  But yeah, she totally didn't care about people cheering her death so why should we?
#51

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 11, 2013 9:30:15
dood, before she died Thatcher herself said she didn't care if people celebrated her demise.  To her, it meant she did enough things to matter to a lot of people.  She will be remembered.  Er, something like that.  But yeah, she totally didn't care about people cheering her death so why should we?

Because Draco needs a reason to be butt-hurt?

#52

zombie_babies

Apr 11, 2013 9:45:49
I thought it was MJ what started all the butt-hurt boo-hooin'.
#53

draco1119

Apr 11, 2013 10:06:00
He was. I was just posting alternatively.
#54

Mad_Jack

Apr 11, 2013 17:55:28
I thought it was MJ what started all the butt-hurt boo-hooin'.


 Hey, I was just commenting on the general stupidity of humanity - I didn't say I didn't find it hysterical...