Is Mah Birfday!

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#1

KillerGM

Mar 18, 2009 13:19:03
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It's my birthday. I need some people to cheer me up and wish me well.

DO IT!!

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#2

Idolis

Mar 18, 2009 13:21:34
Hey, Happy *bleeping* Birthday.

No, really, happy birthday. You're like a fine wine. You only get better with age.
#3

zombie_babies

Mar 18, 2009 13:31:00
Happy muthasmurfin' b-day, KGM! I don't normally wish people I don't know a happy anything. You're an exception. Cuz you rock. :D
#4

crossroads_wanderer

Mar 18, 2009 13:32:11
Happy Birthday!
#5

bob_loblaw

Mar 18, 2009 13:39:18
Happy birthday from me and Bruce Lee. FYI, the link uses the f-word so those who don't want to read it, don't click it.
#6

baneofelves

Mar 18, 2009 13:41:36
Merry ing Christmas.

Oops. Wait.....

Happy ing birthday.
#7

jhonesy

Mar 18, 2009 14:04:04
Happy Birthday. One year closer to death, congratulations!
#8

midnitepoison

Mar 18, 2009 14:04:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThgK4w-BVw


HAAAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRRRRTHHHHHDAY!
#9

KillerGM

Mar 18, 2009 14:20:18
Thanks everyone!

Moar funnies!

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#10

crofter

Mar 18, 2009 14:44:43
Happy birthday!
#11

dirtyfrank

Mar 18, 2009 16:48:01
So KGM, are you a cat?

Does that one raised paw in the first picture mean you are 1 yr old or 5 yrs old?

Anyways, happy birthday. hopefully your owner puts out the good mild today. Also, I hope your owner puts out the good wet food and not that bad dry food they always feed cats. Have fun licking up that cake. I'm sure you don't have to worry about being yelled at for eating it since it's yours.
#12

erato

Mar 18, 2009 17:13:40
Happy birthday :D

[starts singing]I dag er det KillerGMs fødselsdag
Hurra, hurra, hurra
Hun sikker sig en gave får
Som hun har ønsket sig I år
Med dejlig chokolade og kager til

Hvor smilar hun, hvor er hun glad
Hurra, hurra, hurra
Men denne dag er også rar
For hjemme venter mor og far
Med dejlig chokolade og kager til
#13

cherubaddon

Mar 18, 2009 17:15:04
Happy Birthday!

Have a birthday .
#14

dirtyfrank

Mar 18, 2009 17:23:35
Happy birthday :D

[starts singing]I dag er det KillerGMs fødselsdag
Hurra, hurra, hurra
Hun sikker sig en gave får
Som hun har ønsket sig I år
Med dejlig chokolade og kager til

Hvor smilar hun, hvor er hun glad
Hurra, hurra, hurra
Men denne dag er også rar
For hjemme venter mor og far
Med dejlig chokolade og kager til

I'm assuming this is a repeating song seeing how you never quit singing. Do you Danes have many of them? ;)

Is Dane even the correct term to use when referring to a person from Denmark?
#15

pigknight

Mar 18, 2009 17:37:07
Happy birfday.

You wanna drink my "milk?" ;)

(I'm surprised no one has done that joke.)
#16

jhonesy

Mar 18, 2009 17:40:27
That's 'cause no one's original enough like you. :P
#17

erato

Mar 18, 2009 17:42:36
I'm assuming this is a repeating song seeing how you never quit singing. Do you Danes have many of them? ;)

Is Dane even the correct term to use when referring to a person from Denmark?

Actually, this song only has four verses (or stanzas?) I just assumed it was implied I stopped when the text ran out. But one of the songs frequently sung at Danish birthdays actually does have a tendency to not end when it should, because people keep forgetting in which order the different parts go, so they end up singing many of them several times. And every time you think it's about to end, someone (drunk) starts singing another part, and you have to sing along to not make it any more embarrassing, which of course makes it more embarrassing :P (The tune can be heard here, btw, just click on 'Hør MP3'. Notice how it seems to end, only to start again, which makes some people forget when it's really supposed to stop).
#18

dirtyfrank

Mar 18, 2009 17:47:13
Actually, this song only has four verses (or stanzas?) I just assumed it was implied I stopped when the text ran out. But one of the songs frequently sung at Danish birthdays actually does have a tendency to not end when it should, because people keep forgetting in which order the different parts go, so they end up singing many of them several times. And every time you think it's about to end, someone (drunk) starts singing another part, and you have to sing along to not make it any more embarrassing, which of course makes it more embarrassing :P (It can be heard here, btw, just click on 'Hør MP3'. Notice how it seems to end, only to start again, which makes some people forget when it's really supposed to stop).

There was no singing however the piano was nice. Was it a sing along?
#19

doneisi

Mar 18, 2009 18:00:29
Happy birthday.
#20

erato

Mar 18, 2009 18:04:49
There was no singing however the piano was nice. Was it a sing along?

Yes. Or more like a skrål-along ('strål' means to shout or sing really loud and off-key). And in regards to your other question, I believe 'Dane' is the correct English word. Danes use the word 'dansk' (about the nationality) and 'dansker' (about a person).

Anyway, enough about Danes, happy birthday again KillerGM
#21

Panartias

Mar 18, 2009 19:16:45
I'm to late?! :embarrass

Happy Birthday anyway!

So this is for you:

#22

midnitepoison

Mar 18, 2009 20:50:26
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have some cake, too!

btw, the scrpit reads happy birthday in hebrew
#23

pigknight

Mar 18, 2009 20:51:53
Or "Die alone and in pain."

Hebrew is weird that way.

(I'm kidding.)
#24

lunoc

Mar 18, 2009 20:51:57


That's 'cause no one's original enough like you. :P

yeah, origional is the right word. totaly

happy birthday killerGM! I'm actually posting this from inside the cake, I'm supposed to jump out in a minute.
#25

stealthmarmot

Mar 18, 2009 21:11:04
Happy anniversary of the day of your birth.

Here is hopings that you got cake. Goood cake....with frooosting...

NO! BAD THOUGHTS! ON DIET!

Happy.....how old are.......question retracted.
#26

pigknight

Mar 18, 2009 21:12:18
She's 29. All women stop aging at 29.
#27

dirtyfrank

Mar 18, 2009 23:22:12
Happy Birthday KGM and may you terrorize and kill many more PCs.
#28

KillerGM

Mar 19, 2009 0:41:23
LOL. Thanks everyone. I am 29, but I haven't stopped aging (unless you count mentally, which I stopped a long time ago ...). Next year will be 30 ... which, according to my mother, is "official old". Thanks Mom! ;)

I did not have cake (because it's a LIE!), but I did have a wonderful creme brulee, which was to die for!

Not to mention a nice, adult dinner with nary a crayon, sippy cup, or thrown food in sight!

I am stuffed and sleepy. Thank you all for posting nice things for me to read.
#29

dirtyfrank

Mar 19, 2009 0:56:35
Did the toddler sing for you? If yes, how good is he?
#30

KillerGM

Mar 19, 2009 0:59:14
No, he didn't sing. He was at respite care. My present to myself was to have most of a night off. :P

He's always good, though. We did sing on the way home.

And now I get to watch Powerpuff Girls all night. I have had to wait until my birthday (I promised my husband I wouldn't open it till then), and now I can watch it ALL!!
#31

RUMPLESTIX

Mar 19, 2009 16:06:33
Happy (belated) b'day, KGM.

Somewhow I missed this yesterday.
#32

KillerGM

Mar 19, 2009 16:26:43
Thanks, RUMPLESTIX! Better late than never! Besides, now I got to read through the thread again today.
#33

dirtyfrank

Mar 19, 2009 16:29:40
On a scale from 1 to a lot, how much did you enjoy watching the Powerpuff Girls on your B-Day?
#34

RUMPLESTIX

Mar 19, 2009 16:48:52
Thanks, RUMPLESTIX! Better late than never! Besides, now I got to read through the thread again today.

You're welcome.
#35

KillerGM

Mar 19, 2009 17:45:49
On a scale from 1 to a lot, how much did you enjoy watching the Powerpuff Girls on your B-Day?

A whole lot! :D In fact, I'm still watching them now.
#36

erato

Mar 19, 2009 17:48:44
A whole lot! :D In fact, I'm still watching them now.

And here I am feeling childish for buying the second season of Batman: The Animated Series for some of my birthday money. And I'm younger than you are :embarrass
#37

pigknight

Mar 19, 2009 18:01:22


I don't recommend opening it around kiddies. ;)
#38

KillerGM

Mar 19, 2009 18:26:07
And here I am feeling childish for buying the second season of Batman: The Animated Series for some of my birthday money. And I'm younger than you are :embarrass

LOL! Don't beat yourself up over it - B:tA was awesome! I have the whole thing (and Justice League, and Batman Beyond, and Superman: the Animated Series, and Samurai Jack, and Teen Titans, and The Tick ...). I'll openly admit my cartoon addiction. :D
#39

pigknight

Mar 19, 2009 18:31:51
Batman Beyond was basically if you turned the Joker CG and sent him out as Batman.

It was great. :D
#40

dirtyfrank

Mar 19, 2009 18:36:46
And here I am feeling childish for buying the second season of Batman: The Animated Series for some of my birthday money. And I'm younger than you are :embarrass

There's nothing childish about the PPGirls. The PPGirls are serious business.

The PPGirls were one of the only super hero cartoon shows that I was able to watch. To me the PPGirls are 100x better than superman, batman, the green lantern and several others combined.
#41

pigknight

Mar 19, 2009 18:37:45
PPGirls were superman, except they lost on occassion.
#42

dirtyfrank

Mar 19, 2009 18:40:41
The PPGirls were 3 supermans with tutus. They also know how to kick butt in a more entertaining way than superman can.
#43

warweaver

Mar 19, 2009 23:49:15
Happy Belated Birthday KillerGM!

Sorry I'm late - not as much time for the boards these days, but you're great! I find all your posts insightful, informed, passionate, and fun. You are part of what makes the forums a fun place.

Also we seem to have very similar DVD collections (B:tAS still my fav though)!

I wish you and your loved ones all the best in the coming year. (After that you're on your own, my magical karma-powers have limits.)
#44

Cpt_Micha

Mar 20, 2009 12:47:34
Happy belated Birthday.
#45

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 13:02:24
Thanks for keeping the well-wishes going! :D

And Warweaver, thank you for that post. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy. :D
#46

defender_of_odintyr

Mar 20, 2009 13:06:41
happy birfday, I'll get you a copy of my new album it drops next sursday
#47

1_ton_ghost

Mar 20, 2009 13:31:13
"You're all grown up now baby!"
Enjoy, indulge, you're still blowing air past your teeth. So, take some of that, find your many candles, and make a wish. Don't wish for more Wishes...that won't work on most DMs, how do you think it's gonna' work on the the Dunken Heinz diety.

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You can has crit!
#48

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 21:26:44
I like all these belated birthday wishes - totally gives me an excuse to indulge in some online ego-boosting. :D
#49

pigknight

Mar 20, 2009 21:28:09
You haz beg e-penor.

...Wait...

#50

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 21:33:28
Women have like 4 birthdays* a year, so does this mean women age 4 times faster than men?



*Their normal birthday, Valentines day, Mother's Day, and Christmas.
#51

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 21:38:14
Women have like 4 birthdays* a year, so does this mean women age 4 times faster than men?



*Their normal birthday, Valentines day, Mother's Day, and Christmas.

Um, guys get Father's Day and Christmas too, at least. I mean, I totally shower my man with gifts on Valentine's Day, but I recognize that most of the industry is geared towards women getting stuff that day (and guys getting "some" :P), so I'll grant you that. :P

Anyways ... as someone else said, women stop aging at a certain point, so that kind of nullifies any discrepancy on the birthday/holiday thing.
#52

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 21:47:11
Um, guys get Father's Day and Christmas too, at least. I mean, I totally shower my man with gifts on Valentine's Day, but I recognize that most of the industry is geared towards women getting stuff that day (and guys getting "some" :P), so I'll grant you that. :P

Guys really only get something on Valentine's Day if they don't screw up more than half a dozen things. It seem like to most it's a day about guys doing everything for women and he must expect to get little to nothing in return. Father's Day tends to get ignored by most. A have heard of many, and known of a few, women that insist that their man celebrate Mother's Day even though she ain't a mom (or the guy a dad). It's kind of like, "I treat you like I'm your mom so you need to do something for me today cuz it's Mommy's Day." Christmas is kind of a 50/50 day but that depends upon the family. It seems like men are sort of out of luck when it comes to holidays. :raincloud
Anyways ... as someone else said, women stop aging at a certain point, so that kind of nullifies any discrepancy on the birthday/holiday thing.

Maybe women only stop aging physically kind of like elves, so that they are always no older than 30 on the outside but are a few hundred years old on the inside. That's a lot of wisdom in a young body.
#53

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 21:57:43
Guys really only get something on Valentine's Day if they don't screw up more than half a dozen things. It seem like to most it's a day about guys doing everything for women and he must expect to get little to nothing in return. Father's Day tends to get ignored by most. A have heard of many, and known of a few, women that insist that their man celebrate Mother's Day even though she ain't a mom (or the guy a dad). It's kind of like, "I treat you like I'm your mom so you need to do something for me today cuz it's Mommy's Day." Christmas is kind of a 50/50 day but that depends upon the family. It seems like men are sort of out of luck when it comes to holidays. :raincloud

Such is the price for the traditional role of provider. ;) Hopefully we can get over those kinds of things, though.

I've never known non-moms to expect stuff on Mother's Day, though. My husband did buy me flowers on Mother's Day when I was pregnant, but it's because he's a sweetheart. :P Last year's present was the Ultimate Sandman collection (which is another reason he's awesome).

I don't think Father's Day is ignored by most; I do think that men suffer from a lack of good presents and marketing, but I still see the Father's Day commercials every year (for about as long as the Mother's Day ones).

In my family, those holidays were always celebrated equally. But I like to give presents, so it's never all about getting something to me. I enjoy finding (or making) cool stuff for the man I love as much, if not more, than getting cool stuff from him.

*shrug*
#54

Crackerjake

Mar 20, 2009 21:59:17
That's a lot of wisdom in a young body.

Unfortunately

Anywho, happy birthday! I don't know you, but still, WOOT!
#55

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 22:06:55
Lets go into a new direction.

If the PPGirls where to fight the Justice League, who would win?

I think to balance it out a little more we should probably add a few more people to the Justice League. ;) Anyways, my money is on the PPGirls.



In my family everyone remembers my mom's birthday, which falls on mother's day once every four years. My dad's birthday, most of the time, was forgotten. Of course half the time when someone remembered it he would be a total grouch. The same sort of thing with father's day too.

Also, men don't want ties for father's day or our birthdays! If we want tools we'll buy them ourselves! /short
#56

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 22:15:43
Lets go into a new direction.

If the PPGirls where to fight the Justice League, who would win?

I think to balance it out a little more we should probably add a few more people to the Justice League. ;) Anyways, my money is on the PPGirls.



In my family everyone remembers my mom's birthday, which falls on mother's day once every four years. My dad's birthday, most of the time, was forgotten. Of course half the time when someone remembered it he would be a total grouch. The same sort of thing with father's day too.

Also, men don't want ties for father's day or our birthdays! If we want tools we'll buy them ourselves! /short

LMAO @ ties and tools. I know -that's why I said they have bad marketing. :P My man gets unique gifts or video games (if he hasn't bought them already).

PPG vs JLU? Tough call, but I gotta give it to JLU. They have Batman, and Batman > everybody.
#57

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 22:28:57
Batman is the one superhero with no superpowers but he can fight along side others, such as superman, with no problem. He isn't a superhero, he's a superhuman. He could probably beat superman in a fight, but that's probably because he's rich and resourceful enough to buy Kryptonite.
#58

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 22:55:23
Batman is the one superhero with no superpowers but he can fight along side others, such as superman, with no problem. He isn't a superhero, he's a superhuman. He could probably beat superman in a fight, but that's probably because he's rich and resourceful enough to buy Kryptonite.

Batman is too a superhero (others like The Flash would be superhuman)! His intelligence and his wealth are his superpowers. It's one of the reasons I like him so much in JLA - he's one of the most powerful ones there, and he's just a "normal" (non-enhanced) guy. While his wealth is a significant factor in his being a superhero, his real "power" is his smarts. ;)
#59

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 23:05:53
I've never seen the whole thing with superheros. I could get into kid shows like PPGirls but I couldn't ever get into DC or Marvel superheros and such. Well, I was into X-Men for a while but not that long. They always seemed so boring to my and I'm not sure why.

Maybe I just don't see cartoons and comics as worthy role-model material or something. *shrug*
#60

pigknight

Mar 20, 2009 23:07:25
Superman was a Mary Sue that never lost.
#61

crossroads_wanderer

Mar 20, 2009 23:19:38
Superman was a Mary Sue that never lost.

Are you talking about the same JLA cartoon I was watching?

In that show, Superman was always being thrown across the room or psychically disabled and out of the fight pretty much at the start of the fight. The writers started getting complaints about this and had to cut back on Superman's wussiness.
#62

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 23:22:04
In that show, Superman was always being thrown across the room or psychically disabled and out of the fight pretty much at the start of the fight. The writers started getting complaints about this and had to cut back on Superman's wussiness.

That's because some male nerds get their panties in a bunch when you make their supers less than godly.
#63

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 23:25:01
Are you talking about the same JLA cartoon I was watching?

In that show, Superman was always being thrown across the room or psychically disabled and out of the fight pretty much at the start of the fight. The writers started getting complaints about this and had to cut back on Superman's wussiness.

LMAO. I didn't notice that. Though I do like how they portrayed him morally in the series - very much "I am right all the time, and never second-guess myself". The episode in which he tries to re-lobotomize Doomsday (which is what his "evil" self did in the Justice Lords) was one of my favorites - also because Batman goes off on Superman at the end too. Batman is always thinking about that kind of stuff, because he is all too human.

PS - dirtyfrank, this has nothing to do with role models. I like the JLU cartoons because I like the stories. I like Batman because I like his stories.
#64

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 20, 2009 23:27:06
Superman isn't even a hero. I mean, sure, he has superhuman capabilities, but when has he faced a real chance of losing? He's no hero: heroes have faults, heroes overcome adversity, heroes are weak against more than space-rock. Superman is a paragon of humanity (without the human part), not a hero. His ONE flaw is apathy: he could end world hunger, he could end wars and genocides, but he doesn't. He is, in short, a coward, as he cannot be defeated and understands that.

Wow, I should probably put up a rant thread for this thing.
#65

crossroads_wanderer

Mar 20, 2009 23:28:21
LMAO. I didn't notice that. Though I do like how they portrayed him morally in the series - very much "I am right all the time, and never second-guess myself". The episode in which he tries to re-lobotomize Doomsday (which is what his "evil" self did in the Justice Lords) was one of my favorites - also because Batman goes off on Superman at the end too. Batman is always thinking about that kind of stuff, because he is all too human.

PS - dirtyfrank, this has nothing to do with role models. I like the JLU cartoons because I like the stories. I like Batman because I like his stories.

I liked that episode, too.

I thought that one brought up the morals of being a superhero well, and it had a lot more depth to it than a lot of episodes. And that's one of the reasons why I like Batman so much. When he is written well, he is the most human, but also the most strictly moral of all of the superheroes. He is only extreme when it is justified, but some of the other heroes are too far removed from humanity to be able to tell when something is too extreme. Batman is their conscience.
#66

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 23:29:46
I was never able to get into the stories but that may be because I never knew supers had stories. dumb me.


Anyways, Habby Birfday KiwwerGM.
#67

RUMPLESTIX

Mar 20, 2009 23:40:43
one last present. (I hope this works...)

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and

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and


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#68

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 23:42:33

one last present. (I hope this works...)

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and

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and

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fixed

#69

KillerGM

Mar 20, 2009 23:43:05
Ha! Awesome :D
#70

RUMPLESTIX

Mar 20, 2009 23:47:31

fixed


what did you do? Since it is in quotes I can't see it.
#71

dirtyfrank

Mar 20, 2009 23:48:38
You have the [url]code inside the [img] code. Take out the [url]code and it will work awesomely fine and stuff.
#72

RUMPLESTIX

Mar 20, 2009 23:55:23
You have the [url]code inside the [img]code. Take out the [url]code and it will work awesomely fine and stuff.

The forum works funny.

Often when doing quotes I will put in the front tag, hit return twice, then copy my quote and paste it in.

Looks like this when I am done:

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I did it with the img tag like so:

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The forum put the url tags in for me. I didn't do it.
#73

warweaver

Mar 22, 2009 11:54:39
Maybe women only stop aging physically kind of like elves, so that they are always no older than 30 on the outside but are a few hundred years old on the inside. That's a lot of wisdom in a young body.

That means there's only one way to tell - cut them in half and count the rings!

Last year's present was the Ultimate Sandman collection (which is another reason he's awesome).

That is awesome. Someday I'll find a woman who appreciates that kind of present.

Superman isn't even a hero. I mean, sure, he has superhuman capabilities, but when has he faced a real chance of losing? He's no hero: heroes have faults, heroes overcome adversity, heroes are weak against more than space-rock. Superman is a paragon of humanity (without the human part), not a hero. His ONE flaw is apathy: he could end world hunger, he could end wars and genocides, but he doesn't. He is, in short, a coward, as he cannot be defeated and understands that.

I don't think he's a coward, but I have always said that while I find Superman boring, I would never want him tossed out completely as I think he serves a vital purpose - he is as Ragnar said, a paragon. He's an archetype for the "high end" of superheroes, both in power and lack of flaws. There's a reason everyone calls him "the boy scout" - he strives to do the right thing, even when that makes him less realistic, and even when the "right thing" doesn't mean the same thing at all to different people.

That's also why the arguments between him and Batman are so interesting. (As well as when he screws up, or does something that isn't "boy scout" at all.)

I really liked how he was portrayed in Kingdom Come - charismatic by his very nature, where you had young anti-heroes aweing at his very presence, and seriously considering turning over a new leaf just because he asks them to. Yet to his friends, he's almost tortured by how hard he works towards trying to get everyone to be "better people", how he's always looking for a better alternative.

Of course another thing is that any superhero is only as good as the writer behind them. Every comic has its high and low quality issues, so I try to take a certain hero a story at a time, or look at their general qualities instead of getting bogged down in Exception X of Issue/Episode Y.
#74

KillerGM

Mar 22, 2009 12:03:25
Of course another thing is that any superhero is only as good as the writer behind them. Every comic has its high and low quality issues, so I try to take a certain hero a story at a time, or look at their general qualities instead of getting bogged down in Exception X of Issue/Episode Y.

This is why I just take the JLU cartoon series as canon - I don't read Superman comics. That series was awesome, though, and I thought it really brought out the characters of each of the superheroes. It totally made me love Wonder Woman more, and I really liked Hawkgirl. Batman's still my favorite, though, followed closely by The Flash (I think he's the groups moral conscious). ;)
#75

bardiques

Mar 22, 2009 13:04:47
Happy Belated Birthday!
#76

KillerGM

Mar 22, 2009 14:23:02
Thanks! And I like your new username better than your old one. :D
#77

bardiques

Mar 22, 2009 14:39:39
Yeah, so do I. Which is why I had to change it. Remembering where to put the numbers and the letters, and all capitals. Ugh! Sounds like you have a nice birthday though, which is always great. I don't normally get nice parties, since my birthday is always during the Winter. Pfffft.
#78

dirtyfrank

Mar 22, 2009 14:39:48
This is why I just take the JLU cartoon series as canon........It totally made me love Wonder Woman more.....

Is this because it's one of the few times when Wonder Woman isn't continuously involved with bondage?


I think I king of know why I don't like a lot of superhero stuff. I think some of it has to do with the art. Everyone is always perfect, for the most part, in every way. Everyone is a model. On top of that a lot of superheros are godlike in power. If I want to read about someone that is suppose to be perfect then I'll read the bible. Of course, some of it could be that all women seem to be drawn in bondage and almost every guy has pecs the size of a diesel. Of course the biggest part is that every superpower seems to break not only physics but also commonsense. This is something that has bothered me ever since I was a snot nose little rat. Not only did they break physical laws and commonsense but they, for the most part, have been completely stupid powers.


Happy Birthday KGM!
#79

KillerGM

Mar 22, 2009 14:45:16
Probably, dirtyfrank. I liked Wonder Woman in the JLU because she was badass (and they also got rid of that stupid invisible jet thing). In the first episode, she has a great line: "We Amazons are warriors born. Want to test me?" Just the way the voice actress delivers the line totally won me over.

As for the rest of your little rant ... yeah, I don't read a lot of the "common" superhero comics. The Sandman collection is a great example of non-perfect comics - Neil Gaiman is a great storyteller. Books of Magic were also great. I've also been reading Fables (which is storybook characters taken refuge in the real world). I tend to stay away from the hyper-sexualized, hyper-muscled superhero comics.
#80

dirtyfrank

Mar 22, 2009 15:14:06
The only comic I ever read was a Ninja Turtle comic and that was when I was younger than 10. I was never able to get into other comics. Most other comics seem to have men that are ungodly muscled or women that are strippers with weapons. This bothers me because I never see men that are that strong nor see women walk around in lingerie. Maybe it would be more appealling to me if every man could bench over 400 lbs and every woman walked around in their underwear with their weapon in hand. I guess comic book artwork would feel a bit more believable and likable if every woman actually walked around town everyday dressed as a stripper or in S&M gear.

It could also be that I don't think fantasy should be idolized and such. I always try and make sure my heroes and role models are real.

I am fine liking a superhero but there is nothing that turns me off to them quicker than a superhero comic fan. /
#81

KillerGM

Mar 22, 2009 15:38:48
Wow, rant much? :P
#82

dirtyfrank

Mar 22, 2009 15:40:46
No, I don't rant about WoW. It's not worth my time.
#83

KillerGM

Mar 22, 2009 15:43:35
I don't get the WoW hate, myself. I don't play it, so why should I care if others do? Well, I do care somewhat because a couple of my friends play and we have to work around their WoW raiding schedule for getting together, but other than that, I don't really care. :P
#84

dirtyfrank

Mar 22, 2009 15:46:50
I don't hat them, although I do pity them a bit.
#85

crossroads_wanderer

Mar 22, 2009 16:23:35
The idealized art in comics doesn't really bother me. I don't really pay much attention to way they draw the characters (unless we're talking about some of the ridiculous art from the 60's and 70's :P). I pay more attention to story. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy a lot about the art, but I suspend disbelief when I read comics.

The way the draw the characters is typically not very attractive, because huge musclebound guys really aren't that attractive to me. There have been a few good pictures of Batman, but I usually find Nightwing to be more physically attractive. The physical appearance of the characters doesn't matter as much as personality, though. Nightwing has very little personality in the comics, so he's not that interesting beyond the surface. Batman has an awesome personality, so he is more attractive. And comics don't have to be about attraction, either.

Some of my favorite stories are the ones that focus more on some moral tale than on a specific character. New Frontier and Dark Knight Returns are some of my favorite comic book stories (even though they are opposite in almost every way :D) because they both look at society. New Frontier looks at the patriotism of the past, and, IMO, subtly demonstrates how we have lost a lot of that patriotism and laments it. DKR looks at moral decay of a society, and does a d*** good job of it.

Sorry for the off-topic rant. :D
#86

dirtyfrank

Mar 22, 2009 16:29:03
KGM's birthday included superheroes (PPGirls) so it is, in a very slight way, on topic. :D
#87

doomsought

Mar 22, 2009 16:47:24
congrats, you are one year closer to your expiration date.
#88

warweaver

Mar 22, 2009 16:48:53
As for the rest of your little rant ... yeah, I don't read a lot of the "common" superhero comics. The Sandman collection is a great example of non-perfect comics - Neil Gaiman is a great storyteller. Books of Magic were also great. I've also been reading Fables (which is storybook characters taken refuge in the real world). I tend to stay away from the hyper-sexualized, hyper-muscled superhero comics.

Yes, yes, and yes. Incidentally KillerGM, if you liked Wonder Woman and like those graphic novels, you might want to check out the Promethea series (unless you don't like Moore's stuff).

I've also heard Lost Girls is good, though I haven't read it myself (warning: it's billed as an "erotic graphic novel").
#89

KillerGM

Mar 22, 2009 17:01:12
congrats, you are one year closer to your expiration date.

"I returned a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the expiration date
I came back as a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the date stamped on myself"

WarWeaver: To be honest, I don't read individual comics anymore. I tend to read graphic novels/collections. Promethea had appealed to me, but I never got into it. Lost Girls has no appeal for me. And right now, I hardly have time to read anything anymore. :P
#90

pigknight

Mar 22, 2009 17:44:13
I play WoW, and my guild doesn't really plan ahead:

Necroticpig: There's 10 80's on...
Pallyofdoom: Wanna start a raid?
Necroticpig: Sure.
#91

dirtyfrank

Mar 22, 2009 19:16:07
I play WoW, and my guild doesn't really plan ahead:

Necroticpig: There's 10 80's on...
Pallyofdoom: Wanna start a raid?
Necroticpig: Sure.

Does your guild have a Leroy Jenkins?
#92

pigknight

Mar 22, 2009 19:18:39
No way man. I only charge in after the heals buffs me.
#93

dirtyfrank

Mar 22, 2009 22:45:33
No way man. I only charge in after the heals buffs me.

Do you stick to the plan and do you yell piggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! when you run into combat?
#94

warweaver

Mar 23, 2009 2:59:15
WarWeaver: To be honest, I don't read individual comics anymore. I tend to read graphic novels/collections. Promethea had appealed to me, but I never got into it. Lost Girls has no appeal for me. And right now, I hardly have time to read anything anymore. :P

Yeah I only read graphic novels too, Promethea and Lost Girls both have gn versions I believe.

I hear ya on the no time to read thing. Damn real life distractions! :P
#95

awesome_dude

Mar 23, 2009 9:12:45
STEP ASIDE WENCH. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NOW YESTERDAY.
#96

dirtyfrank

Mar 23, 2009 9:13:53

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

#97

KillerGM

Mar 23, 2009 12:54:16
I think I may have the required membership fee for Zombie_Babies's fan club ...

I mean, Happy Birthday, ninny!
#98

dirtyfrank

Mar 23, 2009 16:47:54
Z_B has a fan club? Oh, you must be talking about the cul.... ya the fun club. I remember it now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

#99

pigknight

Mar 23, 2009 18:37:10
PIGROY! KNIIIIIIIIIIGHTKINS!!!!!

HAPPY BIRFDAY!
#100

crossroads_wanderer

Mar 23, 2009 20:40:00
Happy birthday! :coolcthul From Cthulhu!
#101

dirtyfrank

Mar 23, 2009 22:49:14

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

#102

zombie_babies

Mar 24, 2009 8:36:02
We're still doin' this? Alrighty then - for the cul ... club. Yeah. Club.

Happy Birfday! Eats some cakes an' stuffs!
#103

EscherEnigma

Mar 24, 2009 11:51:11
So I'm late. Here ya go: Happy b-day!
#104

dirtyfrank

Mar 24, 2009 11:54:40
EE, are you trying to say that KGM looks like a man? Well a handsome man cuz it's JFK. :P
#105

EscherEnigma

Mar 24, 2009 12:51:30
She did claim to be a he recently.
#106

zombie_babies

Mar 24, 2009 12:53:10
It's true. I seen it!
#107

KillerGM

Mar 24, 2009 13:09:29
#108

awesome_dude

Mar 24, 2009 13:17:23
If so:
STEP ASIDE WENCH HOMBRE. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NOW YESTERDAY TWO DAYS AGO.

There.
#109

dirtyfrank

Mar 24, 2009 13:28:15

KGM, does your husband know about this? I think it would be awfully rude to keep such things from him.
#110

KillerGM

Mar 24, 2009 13:30:57
LOL. I don't think I can keep this charade up anymore.

I am a woman. :P
#111

dirtyfrank

Mar 24, 2009 13:31:55
#112

KillerGM

Mar 24, 2009 13:32:51
Didn't think I'd get that kind of response...
#113

dirtyfrank

Mar 24, 2009 13:37:28
What exactly were you expecting?
#114

EscherEnigma

Mar 24, 2009 13:38:27
LOL. I don't think I can keep this charade up anymore.

I am a woman. :P

I don't believe it. I'm striking this statement form my personal canon.
#115

KillerGM

Mar 24, 2009 13:40:47
What exactly were you expecting?

I don't believe it. I'm striking this statement form my personal canon.

Something like that.

Sorry, EscherEnigma. Just because it ruins your fantasies that I'm not some big hairy man doesn't make it true. ;)
#116

EscherEnigma

Mar 24, 2009 13:42:52
Something like that.

Sorry, EscherEnigma. Just because it ruins your fantasies that I'm not some big hairy man doesn't make it true. ;)

I'm not sure what worries me more, that I've chosen to imagine you as a big hairy man wearing a pretty pink dress (I'm thinking something like Kaylee's strawberry dress from that one episdoe in Firefly), or that you know about my inclination towards hairy men.

...

...

Probably the first, as you could have picked up the second from any of the times I've posted pictures that I think are sexy.
#117

dirtyfrank

Mar 24, 2009 13:43:02
But big hairy men named Bubba are the best.
#118

EscherEnigma

Mar 24, 2009 13:43:59
But big hairy men named Bubba are the best.

In the edition war I have a big leafy (and undead) plant named "Daddy". Is that close?
#119

KillerGM

Mar 24, 2009 13:44:50
Well, I'm not the best. I'm a little, mostly-non-hairy woman named KillerGM. :P

PS - Yes, EE, it was pretty obvious after your goliath comments. ;)
#120

zombie_babies

Mar 24, 2009 13:45:19
In the edition war I have a big leafy (and undead) plant named "Daddy". Is that close?

Close? Hell, that's better.
#121

dirtyfrank

Mar 24, 2009 13:47:17
In the edition war I have a big leafy (and undead) plant named "Daddy". Is that close?

Is it hairy?
Well, I'm not the best. I'm a little, mostly-non-hairy woman named KillerGM. :P

Not to mention the Gnome nose and Satyr hooves. :P

How's the nose doing today?
#122

KillerGM

Mar 24, 2009 13:53:39
Still sore, thanks for asking.
#123

dirtyfrank

Mar 25, 2009 16:52:07
Oh, by the way
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