It's My Birthday!

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#1

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 12:01:37
Hey, everybody! Today's my birthday! However, since KillerGM all ready used LOcats, I've decided to use a different internet meme!

IMAGE(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i37/ranger-lord/Pedobear.jpg)
#2

ellorin

Apr 11, 2009 12:04:33
Happy birthday then.
#3

crofter

Apr 11, 2009 12:04:56
Happy birthday!

P.S. Cute picture.
#4

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 12:08:11
Happy birthday!

P.S. Cute picture.

It's creepier if you know who it is.

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It's PedoBear! And, the original picture said "So, I herd you were turning 9"... So, yeah. My first pick was Raptor Jesus, but none of his stuff was Birthday-Related.
#5

pigknight

Apr 11, 2009 12:22:06
Happy Birfday!
#6

awesome_dude

Apr 11, 2009 13:14:45
My condolences.
#7

cherubaddon

Apr 11, 2009 13:17:15
Happy birthday great wolf! 16 is an awesome age to be, you get to drive, to drink, to...

...oh, wait, you aren't in Germany, are you? Well, that's too bad. Make sure to come over once in a while, it's a sweet place for a 16yo to be!

EDIT: Wow. The bear really is creepy...
#8

EscherEnigma

Apr 11, 2009 13:18:01
... I'm not sure I can wish someone with a 'pedo bear birthday cake' a happy birthday... It seems... unethical...
#9

cherubaddon

Apr 11, 2009 13:20:50
... I'm not sure I can wish someone with a 'pedo bear birthday cake' a happy birthday... It seems... unethical...

YES YOU CAN!

Oh, and screw ethics! We're the OTT, we're Chaotic Neutral!!! Rarrgh!!!
#10

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 14:05:38
Happy birthday great wolf! 16 is an awesome age to be, you get to drive, to drink, to...

...oh, wait, you aren't in Germany, are you? Well, that's too bad. Make sure to come over once in a while, it's a sweet place for a 16yo to be!

EDIT: Wow. The bear really is creepy...

Well, I can drive by myself here in South Dakota. And yes, the bear is creepy, but I couldn't think of any other Internet Memes that would work, and I didn't want to copy KGM and use lolcats...
#11

cherubaddon

Apr 11, 2009 14:10:16
You don't understand... that was a compliment.

And bummer about driving. But it isn't as exciting as it looks. Overrated, if you ask me.

Now drinking... Cheers!
#12

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 14:14:09
You don't understand... that was a compliment.

And bummer about driving. But it isn't as exciting as it looks. Overrated, if you ask me.

Now drinking... Cheers!

Well, thanks, then. Still, I could easily get a hold of alchohol if I wanted to... But I don't. So, yeah. Still, Cheers! *Raises soda can*
#13

cherubaddon

Apr 11, 2009 14:16:42
Well, thanks, then. Still, I could easily get a hold of alchohol if I wanted to... But I don't. So, yeah. Still, Cheers! *Raises soda can*

Heh, I know. When I went to the US, everyone at highschool was drinking. The penalties were draconic - expulsion & lawsuits - but people did it anyways. One of the most surrealistic situations I've ever experienced.
#14

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 14:22:16
Really? Huh. Here at my school, it might involve being suspended for a short while, and being kicked out of any sports you're in, but that's about it. Most people around here could care less if their kid is drinking, so long as they have a D.D.
#15

Idolis

Apr 11, 2009 14:27:43
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear super nerd. Happy Birthday to you. And many more. Cha cha cha.

((Super nerd is meant as a compliment.))
#16

dirtyfrank

Apr 11, 2009 14:32:21
Well, I can drive by myself here in South Dakota. And yes, the bear is creepy, but I couldn't think of any other Internet Memes that would work, and I didn't want to copy KGM and use lolcats...

Happy Birthday.

Also it is completely fine to copy KGM. This is the OTT. We're all about beating dead horses with sticks.
#17

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 14:33:29
Yay! I'm Super Nerd! Like Superman, but less awesome!
#18

cherubaddon

Apr 11, 2009 14:34:11
Yay! I'm Super Nerd! Like Superman, but more awesome!

Fixed .
#19

dirtyfrank

Apr 11, 2009 14:35:19
Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear super nerd. Happy Birthday to you. And many more. Cha cha cha.

((Super nerd is meant as a compliment.))

fenrir7139 has charisma3
#20

cherubaddon

Apr 11, 2009 14:37:52
fenrir7139 has charisma3

THREE dump stats??? Talk about MAD...
#21

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 14:39:11
fenrir7139 has charisma3

So... Does that make me a Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, or Paladin? Ooh, ooh, could I be a Thaneborn Barbarian? :D
#22

dirtyfrank

Apr 11, 2009 15:49:57
THREE dump stats??? Talk about MAD...

That's only if he's 3e. If he's 4e then that's like a warlock with a charisma of 103 or 1,000. I think that's around a +495 to all charisma based checks. However he still fails on a 1.
#23

fenrir7139

Apr 11, 2009 15:52:45
That's only if he's 3e. If he's 4e then that's like a warlock with a charisma of 103 or 1,000. I think that's around a +495 to all charisma based checks. However he still fails on a 1.