Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 pluisjen Jun 22, 2011 4:16:45	What can I say?
#2 iqwinn Jun 22, 2011 4:59:08	That's a 10 on the WHOOPS! scale!!
#3 Jharii Jun 22, 2011 6:57:23	Someone should have stopped back in the office to finish up some paperwork.
#4 Timmeh Jun 22, 2011 7:15:25	Having lived with women for all of my life and watched their romantic films, it's my expert opinion that what that guy did is punishable by death.
#5 Cpt_Micha Jun 22, 2011 7:38:28	Agreed. He's lucky to be alive.
#6 zombie_babies Jun 22, 2011 9:12:06	I wanna know how the fight started.  I mean, it's not like he shat on her on purpose.  Obviously the booze had a major part to play, but I wanna know what was said to start the fisticuffs.  It's got to be hilarious.
#7 jetshield Jun 22, 2011 9:22:19	I suspect leaving a $#!^ stain in her expensive wedding dress was enough.
#8 zombie_babies Jun 22, 2011 9:28:13	That and the booze, sure.  I mean, that's messed up.  But you just know that somebody said somethin' before the fists started flyin'.  I just wanna know what that gem was.
#9 Timmeh Jun 22, 2011 12:04:44	Likely answers: I slept with your (family member(s)). I can drink more than you. We should get a divorce. Why don't you wipe your ass after you come out of the bathroom? Your cooking tastes like a kobold cooked another kobold. I'd rather hear a dragon chewing on me than listen to your brother play bagpipes. I'm really English.
#10 shiningwolf88 Jun 22, 2011 12:14:48	Likely answers: I slept with your (family member(s)). I can drink more than you. We should get a divorce. Why don't you wipe your ass after you come out of the bathroom? Your cooking tastes like a kobold cooked another kobold. I'd rather hear a dragon chewing on me than listen to your brother play bagpipes. I'm really English. Other possibilites What's so great about haggis? Whats a caber, and why do I have to toss it? I should probably tell you I'm already married
#11 draco1119 Jun 22, 2011 13:53:38	I'm really English. This.