Yup. The fix was in. All I knows is that there was only one knight on that stage an' he weren't no talk show host or Jedi poser. But damn, Sir Patrick Stewart has certainly gotten old.
Yup, yup, and yup.
Qui-Gon every time. There is a 0% chance of him losing.
Tell that to Darth Maul ;)
Darth Maul was a [Edited], before he gets a spin off as a cyborg
But as far as Picard is concerned he may want to mind his tone.The answer is simple, they are not Qui-gon. Slayer of the hairless (with the minor exception of Mr. Maul)
Of course the ones who tried to kill Picard aren't Qui-gon. Qui-gon is dead. He can't try, much less actually, kill anyone.
I was on topic, my reply was directed at Qui v Picard.
Darth Maul was a [Edited], before he gets a spin off as a cyborg
LOL
LOL
Looks like you've made friends with our friendly1 neighborhood reporter.
You know who woud really curb-stomp Qui-gon? Dr. Beverly Crusher. She'd just administer some antibiotics to get rid of the bacteria infection Qui-gon has and get rid of his force powers.
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He doesn'tlike the rest of us either.
No force powers, but he still has a sword made of pure refined awesomeanium.
And don't you need the bacterovirallameness or whatever they call it to power a light saber anyway? Qui Gon is so lame.
You shut your mouth! He is the animus of Liam Neeson, and he has a very special set of skills for dealinh with the likes of OTTers. As to activating his saber, I'm not sure if he needs them or not.
@Res_Man, he could totally deflect it with his lightsaber.
You shut your mouth! He is the animus of Liam Neeson, and he has a very special set of skills for dealinh with the likes of OTTers. As to activating his saber, I'm not sure if he needs them or not.
You know why Liam Neeson took the role? Cuz he couldn't get a Star Trek gig. Not cool enough.
@ZB: So Jedis are people with magical AIDS?
Yeah. That's why I kinda feel sorry for 'em. Their 'powers' are manifestations of a disgusting infection. I imagine it's tough to get laid as a Jedi. Every chick around knows you're full of bacteria. And it really, really negatively impacts your fashion sense and hair style choice. Like, epically. Poor Jedi. So sick. And the worst part? The wretched infecting agent controls their minds. Makes 'em think that living as a Jedi is good for them when, in reality, it's just a mechanism to keep the virus or whatever alive. Kind of like those fungi and bugs an' stuff that can zombify ants. Jedi's brains are totally taken over by the disease and they ... they aren't people anymore. And then the powers that be in the galaxy abuse this insane devotion by pretending to respect the Jedi in order to get them to do their bidding. It's really sad.
I'd make the trade every time. I'd love the abilities it grants...no way I could adhere to the Jedi way, but I'd try and get them to believe I would.
That's the problem. It's a disease, man. You can't control it. Once infected you have no choice but to follow the Jedi way. And the worst part? It'll make you think you like it.
If the replicator on the Enterprise "makes" things, how can it "make" yogurt without also "making" life, aka bacteria? And if the replicator can make life, why not replicate a clone army of Klingons?
no you dont need force powers to activate a lightsaber, unless Han has force powers!?
In th novels it is later revealed Hans has some force within him.
What do you expect? He did pick up Luke and Obi-Wan in a bar, after all...
no you dont need force powers to activate a lightsaber, unless Han has force powers!?
In th novels it is later revealed Hans has some force within him.
What do you expect? He did pick up Luke and Obi-Wan in a bar, after all...
And who can forget this?
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert) [spirit]: Yeah, it's me. Use The Force. Force that thing in there. Just like I showed you with those puppets. But don't tell nobody 'cause you'll get in trouble!
Yup. The fix was in. All I knows is that there was only one knight on that stage an' he weren't no talk show host or Jedi poser. But damn, Sir Patrick Stewart has certainly gotten old.
Yup, yup, and yup.
Qui-Gon every time. There is a 0% chance of him losing.
Tell that to Darth Maul ;)
Darth Maul was a [Edited], before he gets a spin off as a cyborg
But as far as Picard is concerned he may want to mind his tone.The answer is simple, they are not Qui-gon. Slayer of the hairless (with the minor exception of Mr. Maul)
Of course the ones who tried to kill Picard aren't Qui-gon. Qui-gon is dead. He can't try, much less actually, kill anyone.
I was on topic, my reply was directed at Qui v Picard.
Darth Maul was a [Edited], before he gets a spin off as a cyborg
LOL
LOL
Looks like you've made friends with our friendly1 neighborhood reporter.
You know who woud really curb-stomp Qui-gon? Dr. Beverly Crusher. She'd just administer some antibiotics to get rid of the bacteria infection Qui-gon has and get rid of his force powers.
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He doesn'tlike the rest of us either.
No force powers, but he still has a sword made of pure refined awesomeanium.
And don't you need the bacterovirallameness or whatever they call it to power a light saber anyway? Qui Gon is so lame.
You shut your mouth! He is the animus of Liam Neeson, and he has a very special set of skills for dealinh with the likes of OTTers. As to activating his saber, I'm not sure if he needs them or not.
@Res_Man, he could totally deflect it with his lightsaber.
You shut your mouth! He is the animus of Liam Neeson, and he has a very special set of skills for dealinh with the likes of OTTers. As to activating his saber, I'm not sure if he needs them or not.
You know why Liam Neeson took the role? Cuz he couldn't get a Star Trek gig. Not cool enough.
@ZB: So Jedis are people with magical AIDS?
Yeah. That's why I kinda feel sorry for 'em. Their 'powers' are manifestations of a disgusting infection. I imagine it's tough to get laid as a Jedi. Every chick around knows you're full of bacteria. And it really, really negatively impacts your fashion sense and hair style choice. Like, epically. Poor Jedi. So sick. And the worst part? The wretched infecting agent controls their minds. Makes 'em think that living as a Jedi is good for them when, in reality, it's just a mechanism to keep the virus or whatever alive. Kind of like those fungi and bugs an' stuff that can zombify ants. Jedi's brains are totally taken over by the disease and they ... they aren't people anymore. And then the powers that be in the galaxy abuse this insane devotion by pretending to respect the Jedi in order to get them to do their bidding. It's really sad.
I'd make the trade every time. I'd love the abilities it grants...no way I could adhere to the Jedi way, but I'd try and get them to believe I would.
That's the problem. It's a disease, man. You can't control it. Once infected you have no choice but to follow the Jedi way. And the worst part? It'll make you think you like it.
If the replicator on the Enterprise "makes" things, how can it "make" yogurt without also "making" life, aka bacteria? And if the replicator can make life, why not replicate a clone army of Klingons?
no you dont need force powers to activate a lightsaber, unless Han has force powers!?
In th novels it is later revealed Hans has some force within him.
What do you expect? He did pick up Luke and Obi-Wan in a bar, after all...
no you dont need force powers to activate a lightsaber, unless Han has force powers!?
In th novels it is later revealed Hans has some force within him.
What do you expect? He did pick up Luke and Obi-Wan in a bar, after all...
And who can forget this?
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert) [spirit]: Yeah, it's me. Use The Force. Force that thing in there. Just like I showed you with those puppets. But don't tell nobody 'cause you'll get in trouble!