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Jesus, take the drill

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
zombie_babies
Feb 01, 2013 13:24:48 Link

If Jesus didn't need a license why does he? Hell, why do you?
#2
Robin_Hoodlum
Feb 01, 2013 13:27:30 Worse.
Defense.
Ever.
#3
SadClownIsSad
Feb 01, 2013 18:11:42 "The gloves don't fit" was a lame defense also.
#4
draco1119
Feb 01, 2013 18:23:31 So was "The Twinkies made me crazy!" But they worked.
#5
SadClownIsSad
Feb 01, 2013 18:39:14 From more than one account, Twinkies could potentially survive a nuclear war or an apocalypse. That it may have some negative impact on a human psych is a perfectly possible side-effect of its consumption.
#6
ADHadh
Feb 01, 2013 18:54:39 Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.
#7
Robin_Hoodlum
Feb 02, 2013 1:17:59
Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.

Well, back then, they didn't require a license, did they?
Also, Jesus kinda just touched people and healed them... none of this drilling and pulling crap.
#8
The_Silversword
Feb 02, 2013 2:01:19 If jesus could turn water to wine, just think what he could do with lawn clippings!

#9
homicidal_squirrel
Feb 02, 2013 8:17:46
Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.

Unliscensed lisik surgery.
#10
homicidal_squirrel
Feb 02, 2013 8:18:31
Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.

Well, back then, they didn't require a license, did they?
Also, Jesus kinda just touched people and healed them... none of this drilling and pulling crap.

Doing that today would get him tossed in jail.
#11
ORC_Narada
Feb 03, 2013 2:18:15 "Due to complaints received about this thread, I've closed it. The thread will be reviewed to determine if it should be permanently closed, re-opened, and/or a new thread or threads created in its place."

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 zombie_babies Feb 01, 2013 13:24:48	Link If Jesus didn't need a license why does he? Hell, why do you?
#2 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 01, 2013 13:27:30	Worse. Defense. Ever.
#3 SadClownIsSad Feb 01, 2013 18:11:42	"The gloves don't fit" was a lame defense also.
#4 draco1119 Feb 01, 2013 18:23:31	So was "The Twinkies made me crazy!" But they worked.
#5 SadClownIsSad Feb 01, 2013 18:39:14	From more than one account, Twinkies could potentially survive a nuclear war or an apocalypse. That it may have some negative impact on a human psych is a perfectly possible side-effect of its consumption.
#6 ADHadh Feb 01, 2013 18:54:39	Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work.
#7 Robin_Hoodlum Feb 02, 2013 1:17:59	Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work. Well, back then, they didn't require a license, did they? Also, Jesus kinda just touched people and healed them... none of this drilling and pulling crap.
#8 The_Silversword Feb 02, 2013 2:01:19	If jesus could turn water to wine, just think what he could do with lawn clippings!
#9 homicidal_squirrel Feb 02, 2013 8:17:46	Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work. Unliscensed lisik surgery.
#10 homicidal_squirrel Feb 02, 2013 8:18:31	Jesus didn't have a license, sure, but I don't think he really dealt with teeth either. Lame, blind, possesed, dead, that was more like his usual line of work. Well, back then, they didn't require a license, did they? Also, Jesus kinda just touched people and healed them... none of this drilling and pulling crap. Doing that today would get him tossed in jail.
#11 ORC_Narada Feb 03, 2013 2:18:15	"Due to complaints received about this thread, I've closed it. The thread will be reviewed to determine if it should be permanently closed, re-opened, and/or a new thread or threads created in its place."