YOU MAY ONLY JUDGE THOSE WHO VOLUNTEER
Secondly,
BY VOLUNTEERING, YOU ARE TAKING THE RISK OF YOUR FEELINGS BEING HURT
Ok, so if you want to be rated as a forums member, say so and other members will rate you.
Use the Following Template:
Name
Rank
Comment
RATE ME!
Comment: Well, not that many people know that much about you, but there were some pretty humorous posts in the two threads I know that you created. Also you gave me 3 cookies. That's bonus points. More threads would get you a higher rating
Uh... Rank me? If anyone knows who I am.
Comment You seem hilarious and friendly from what I've seen from you.
So, I volunteer first.
RATE ME!
69/100
I've been to a few of the threads you started, but you seem to have very little follow-up on them. I wouldn't recognize you by handle or avatar and your sig is somewhat bland... like mine. 69 because it's a great number!
69/100
I've been to a few of the threads you started, but you seem to have very little follow-up on them. I wouldn't recognize you by handle or avatar and your sig is somewhat bland... like mine. 69 because it's a great number!
Hmm. Okay. I just rarely get any times anymore where I can get online for hours like this, and most of my threads don't get popular. But I'm happy with 69.
Rank83
Comment You are an adept duelist and are creative. You also seem fairly nice.
Why not. Rank me.
RATING: 75/100
COMMENT: You trashed my god experience...but it was still fun ;)
Rank: Uh... Rank me? If anyone knows who I am.
70/100
You have only 2 threads started by you, both of which arn't all that popular. As a forum goer you're a great personality that's very straight-forward. However, you are in Lords of Creation, so you lose a point. :P Oh - Your name is awesome but your sig is not.
Name baneofelves
Rank83
Comment You are an adept duelist and are creative. You also seem fairly nice.
Kewl kewl.
Rank: 88/100
Comment: You and I play Lords of Creation, so there is a lot to it than just the basic hubbub... :D
Idhriniel:
Rank: 80/100
Comment: A friendly person beats a best friend... :D
baneofelves:
Rank: 82/ 100
Comment: Ah- what the heck? The D&D forums wouldn't be the same without you, bane! :D
I volunteer! :D
On another note, I follow-up on threads, mostly they just fade away though = (
70/100
You have only 2 threads started by you, both of which arn't all that popular. As a forum goer you're a great personality that's very straight-forward. However, you are in Lords of Creation, so you lose a point. :P Oh - Your name is awesome but your sig is not.
It's sad when I can't even remember starting more than one thread.
Hmm. Okay. I just rarely get any times anymore where I can get online for hours like this, and most of my threads don't get popular. But I'm happy with 69.
That was for Lorekeeper. Wait your turn, durnnit!
RATING: 75/100
COMMENT: You trashed my god experience...but it was still fun ;)
We can always set up a re-match at epic levels. Before Bane (Thaden) dies, but at the peak of his power. With ALL of his gear. (trust me, he gots tons of magic items. Magic items galore. BTW, total level for that would be 25.)
Rank me.
Give me 100/100 and you get power of attorney over me should I fall into a coma.
You barely ever post. And I have no clue who you are.
You barely ever post.
False.
1/100. I'd rate you higher, but you're a furry.
Rank me! Ya scurvy dogs!
75/100.
So sayeth the Resident Duelist.
So what's a 100?
Rank me.
Pigknight:
Rank: 86/100
Comment: (Same as baneofelves)
False.
1/100. I'd rate you higher, but you're a furry.
Epic phailz. :P
Epic phailz. :P
I dunno, I do agree with what he said.....:P
Rank me! Ya scurvy dogs!
86/100
Owls! You're a pretty great poster, but I have no idea whether you're a guy or a gal. You're awesome factor is added for misspelling PigKnight's handle in your sig. You started a few wildly popular threads and try pretty good to maintain them. You're an OTTer - 'nuff said. Only 86 cause you still didn't adopt the resident title that KGM game you.
game = gave. Damnitall!
Epic phailz. :P
Raise your score and I'll raise mine.
Yes, this is blackmail.
We were here in the beginning.
Raise your score and I'll raise mine.
Yes, this is blackmail.
Seems more like a bribe to me. You'd threaten to give him a bad rating (before posting it) if he doesn't raise his score if it were blackmail.
I think.
Idhriniel:
Rank: 80/100
Comment: A friendly person beats a best friend... :D
I volunteer! :D
for Xeadin :DSeems more like a bribe to me. You'd threaten to give him a bad rating (before posting it) if he doesn't raise his score if it were blackmail.
I think.
Disregard what I previously said. This is bribery. I'm bribing a furry for his approval. Why am I doing this?
The deal still stands, pigknight.
Thanks! :D
This goes into my sig!
So what's a 100?
Rank me.
90/100
For comedy factor alone you gain 80 points! Add in another 20 for your piggle surprises! That leaves your score at 100. However, for being extremely perverted and a self-denied furvert I deduct 50. You have lots of wildly popular PbP so I'll add some points for that. Sig and Handle are good, so your score is... 90. Grats!!
I volunteer! :D
Rank: 75/100
Comment: You come off as cheerful which is always good. You play LoC which is worth some points, but you use way too many smilies. Smilies are best in moderation. You're also pretty nice, but you were afraid to answer some of the questions in Would You Rather.
Rank: 75/100
Comment: You come off as cheerful which is always good. You play LoC which is worth some points, but you use way too many smilies. Smilies are best in moderation. You're also pretty nice, but you were afraid to answer some of the questions in Would You Rather.
Eh, I'm kind of sensitive on some topics of discussion, but overall...
Thanks. (I use smilies to display my emotions more easily- some moreso than others)
I am a teenager- but who says that they all have to be the same, eh?
[indent]Rank: Ottoman/Household Furniture
Comment: Not really sure who you are, but I'm sure you do something useful. So I dub thee the ottoman, as you're probably useful but most people just think "why that's a funny name for a foot stool."
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Name: Mechalibur
[indent]Rank: Paint Aisle/Home Improvement Store
Comment: you give color to the place, but I have no idea what color, so lets rank you as the paint aisle in the home improvement store
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Name: Idhrinel
[indent]Rank: My sister's bookshelf of "boy love" manga/Bookshelves at my parents house.
Comment: I think someone joked about you being a yaoi fangirl. I don't know if that's correct, but it's memorable enough that you rank as my sister's bookshelf of "boy love" manga (eight feet tall, foot deep, three feet wide, completetly packed with "boy love" manga, and I think she has another box under her bed), which is just one of the many bookshelves at my parent's house.
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Name: baneofelves
[indent]Rank: War Fiction/Bookstore
Comment: Lets call you war fiction in a bookstore. Constantly trying to stir up trouble, but most people don't notice.
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Name: Xeadin
[indent]Rank: Guy on couch/College house parties
Comment: You're like the guy on the couch at college house parties. No one's really sure who you are, or why you're here, but you don't smell too bad so you're allowed to stay. And you occasionally sneak a bottle of booze when no one's watching. Note: This probably isn't an accurate comment at all.
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Name: pigknight
[indent]Rank: Dog Groomer/Petsmart
Comment: You're the dog groomer at Petsmart, who gets to spend hours per day shaving poor frightened animals strapped to a table, like the furry version of the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors. You may spontaneously burst into song and wear a leather jacket.
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Name: Matukal
[indent]Rank: Teenage mystery novels/middle school library
Comment: You're that poor unloved section of mystery novels at a middle school library. Probably full of interesting tales with exciting twists, but often looked over for flashier fare.
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Name: Owls_and_More_Owls
[indent]Rank: Bartender at Hooters/Food service workers
Comment: You're the bartender at a hooters, who manages to be a cut above the wet t-shirt contest-waiting-to-happen, but still kinda questionable in that you're at a hooters. You long to move on, but something keeps you there.
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Name: sigil_beguiler
[indent]Rank: Kid/Candy Store
Comment: You're the kid in a candy store, wanting more then you know you should have. Do you have a mother to stop you?
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Anyway, there's my "ranks". They were amusing to write, I hope I didn't offend anyone. I didn't rank Subsistcyber as I never actually saw a statemetn from Subsistcyber saying "rank me!"
And on that note...
Rank me!
Name: Xeadin
[indent]Rank: Guy on couch/College house parties
Comment: You're like the guy on the couch at college house parties. No one's really sure who you are, or why you're here, but you don't smell too bad so you're allowed to stay. And you occasionally sneak a bottle of booze when no one's watching. Note: This probably isn't an accurate comment at all.
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No, it is not at all!
I'm not in college just yet- and I don't drink- I'm 17.
I'm no lazybum...
... But no worries! :D
EscherEnigma
Rank: 85/ 100
Comment: Not so accurate rank, but that doesn't slow you down at all! And I love the comment on your sig about Killer_GM and how she is not related to Vin Diesel! I don't even know who that is, but you get big time points from that! You seem very relaxed, but sometimes you can be just a little insane. But hey- you managed a good score! :D
Name: Owls_and_More_Owls
[indent]Rank: Bartender at Hooters/Food service workers
Comment: You're the bartender at a hooters, who manages to be a cut above the wet t-shirt contest-waiting-to-happen, but still kinda questionable in that you're at a hooters. You long to move on, but something keeps you there.
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Haha, How did you know I worked food service?
I didn't rank Subsistcyber as I never actually saw a statemetn from Subsistcyber saying "rank me!"
And on that note...
Rank me!
I didnt? Whoops. "Rank Me!"
92/100
Your posts are always well thought out and awkwardly funny. You have a tendancy to announce the fact that your gay, but seem to do so at (mostly) the right moments. Your sig (though recently censored) is creative and true. You are, in fact, the Resident Elitist GLEEMAX! and prove it with each post. When you start threads, you do so in an attempt to extract interesting conversation. For some reason (see your sig) the response you get is never adequate. You're the ideal OTTer.
Rank: 86/ 100
Comment: Inquisitive, you have a real knack to jump into the conversations- at the right time. Sometimes, there is a little hint of boredom, but you have good talent.
RANK ME...Please, you'll get a cookie if you do it
Rank: 75/100
Comment: I don't know much about you, but you have both Leeroy Jenkins aand NCIS in your Sig, therefore, you must be awesome of some caliber or another. :P
Why not. Rank me.
Rank: 80/100
Comment: Somewhat insane, yet also a valuable member of the Community. Also a decent arch-nemesis and fellow narcissist. ;)
Rank me.
Rank: 90/100
Comment: "Open-minded," and an excellent foil to some of the more level-headed members of the Community...but within reason, and always entertaining. :D
Rank me!
Rank: 90/100
Comment: Though I don't always agree with your PoV, you easily tie with PigKnight for being a really funny guy. XD
And of course I'd love to join. Rank Me!
[indent]Rank: Illuminati Eye/Illuminati
Comment: You're the eye at the top of the Illuminati pyramid, watching everything and biding your time until you can use the Boy Sprouts to take over the Moral Majority which is secretly the power behind Girly Mags, which is using the Alien Death Ray to attack the Gnomes of Zurich.
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Name: Crimson Lancer
[indent]Rank: Red Knight/Gauntlet
Comment: You're the Red Knight of Gauntlet, who needs food badly. You may be inclined to chew the scenary. You have an inexplicable ability to turn a morningstar into a ranged weapon.
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Name: subsistcyber
Rank: Illuminati Eye/Illuminati
You are, probably, the most interesting person on these forums. What do you do for a living, anyway?
[indent]Rank: Barbecue Dad/Public Park
Comment: You're the dad that's stuck at the barbecue when everyone else is running around with water pistols and parasols, spending the little party grilling hamburgers and hot dogs. You're kinda grouchy and resent that you can't get away to play with the frisbee, but tell yourself you wouldn't like it anyway.[/indent]
You are, probably, the most interesting person on these forums. What do you do for a living, anyway?
At the moment? I'm a part-time student / part-time night and weekend supervisor at an academic library. Not sure what I'll do when I get around to graduating, and bounce between wildly different ideas.
Awww, I have only gotten one rating so far. Obviously I am beyond ratings in coolness ;) :P
I rated you at Kid/Candy Store. That counts for something, right?
I rated you at Kid/Candy Store. That counts for something, right?
Yup, that is the one I mentioned. Though curious as to why. As I bet all are with any rating.
[indent]Rank: Crumb Tray/Toaster
Comment: You rank as the crumb tray in a toaster, catching all the detritus and debris from the food people put in. You examine with your unique perspective that which most people don't consider, and pick apart the crumbs of conversation in search of something consumable.
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I like my ratings. So much more interesting then #/100.
Me too. In one way they're your opinion and in others they can be taken in several different interpretations. It's like a horoscope. So far I see little bits of myself in all of em.
Me too. In one way they're your opinion and in others they can be taken in several different interpretations. It's like a horoscope. So far I see little bits of myself in all of em.
Huh- a horoscope...
I honestly haven't thought about that... :whatsthis
Why not, I'm an abuse *****. Rank me.
You're not the only one. I volunteer too!Judge me!
Oh, and, although he hasn't really volunteereed, I proclaim Escher the winner of this thread as far as I am concerned and award him a well deserved olive branch.
Name: Idhrinel
Rank: My sister's bookshelf of "boy love" manga/Bookshelves at my parents house.
Comment: I think someone joked about you being a yaoi fangirl. I don't know if that's correct, but it's memorable enough that you rank as my sister's bookshelf of "boy love" manga (eight feet tall, foot deep, three feet wide, completetly packed with "boy love" manga, and I think she has another box under her bed), which is just one of the many bookshelves at my parent's house.
yes, they were joking. im not a yaoi fangirl. im a legolas fan girl
for EE!...
Household Furniture?
Those are fighting words!
Rank: 78/100
Comment: I barely know anybody on these boards eanymore (took a LONG vacation from them) but you have been here a long time so for that you get points, plus you have made me laugh on a few occasions and i see your name come up a lot :D
if anybody remembers me, rank me :P
-Kraik
In the 16 or so hours I haven't been updating this thread, it's taken a bizarre turn.
...
Household Furniture?
Those are fighting words!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm the only one that's ranked people as thus.
[indent]Rank: Violent Thug / Band of murderous hobos
Comment: You are the violent thug out of a band of murderous hobos. You enjoy your job, though your behavior sets everyone around you a bit on edge.
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Name: Crackerjake
[indent]Rank: Halfling / D&D Races
Comment: You are the halfling out of D&D races. Mostly because you have one for your avatar. Do I know you?
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Name: Kraik
[indent]Rank: Dude (Looks Like a Lady) / Memorable 80's Songs
Comment: Out of all the Memorable 80's songs, you are Aerosmith's Dude (Looks Like a Lady). While you may not appreciate the mistake, you grin and bear it. Because the alternative is wearing a trucker hat and smashing cans of bear on your forehead while using a chainsaw to hack the heads off bears.
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Name: Kraik
[indent]Rank: Dude (Looks Like a Lady) / Memorable 80's Songs
Comment: Out of all the Memorable 80's songs, you are Aerosmith's Dude (Looks Like a Lady). While you may not appreciate the mistake, you grin and bear it. Because the alternative is wearing a trucker hat and smashing cans of bear on your forehead while using a chainsaw to hack the heads off bears.
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Thank you for the Laugh Escher, haha :D
-Kraik
... that was supposed to be "smashing cans of beer", not "cans of bear". I don't think it's ever a good idea to smash a can of bear, no matter how much it may improve your masculine image.
I got what you meant, though smashing cans of bear does bring wonderful images to mind of a man smashing a can of bear over his big, meaty fore head
-Kraik
Do me! Do me!
... Uh, I'll pass on that.
But I will rank you.
Name: The_HATED
[indent]Rank: The Other Darrin / TVTropes
Comment: You are the Other Darrin, having replaced The_HATER mid-season without explanation. Some people confuse the two of you and don't realize your actor was switched, but some people are wise to the trick. Despite the change of actors the role hasn't changed significantly and many people never noticed.
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Name: Ellorin
[indent]Rank: Violent Thug / Band of murderous hobos
Comment: You are the violent thug out of a band of murderous hobos. You enjoy your job, though your behavior sets everyone around you a bit on edge.
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Awesome.(Violent thug? Really?)
Name: theLorekeeper
[indent]Rank: Ottoman/Household Furniture
Comment: Not really sure who you are, but I'm sure you do something useful. So I dub thee the ottoman, as you're probably useful but most people just think "why that's a funny name for a foot stool."
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Name: Mechalibur
[indent]Rank: Paint Aisle/Home Improvement Store
Comment: you give color to the place, but I have no idea what color, so lets rank you as the paint aisle in the home improvement store
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Name: Idhrinel
[indent]Rank: My sister's bookshelf of "boy love" manga/Bookshelves at my parents house.
Comment: I think someone joked about you being a yaoi fangirl. I don't know if that's correct, but it's memorable enough that you rank as my sister's bookshelf of "boy love" manga (eight feet tall, foot deep, three feet wide, completetly packed with "boy love" manga, and I think she has another box under her bed), which is just one of the many bookshelves at my parent's house.
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Name: baneofelves
[indent]Rank: War Fiction/Bookstore
Comment: Lets call you war fiction in a bookstore. Constantly trying to stir up trouble, but most people don't notice.
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Name: Xeadin
[indent]Rank: Guy on couch/College house parties
Comment: You're like the guy on the couch at college house parties. No one's really sure who you are, or why you're here, but you don't smell too bad so you're allowed to stay. And you occasionally sneak a bottle of booze when no one's watching. Note: This probably isn't an accurate comment at all.
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Name: pigknight
[indent]Rank: Dog Groomer/Petsmart
Comment: You're the dog groomer at Petsmart, who gets to spend hours per day shaving poor frightened animals strapped to a table, like the furry version of the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors. You may spontaneously burst into song and wear a leather jacket.
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Name: Matukal
[indent]Rank: Teenage mystery novels/middle school library
Comment: You're that poor unloved section of mystery novels at a middle school library. Probably full of interesting tales with exciting twists, but often looked over for flashier fare.
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Name: Owls_and_More_Owls
[indent]Rank: Bartender at Hooters/Food service workers
Comment: You're the bartender at a hooters, who manages to be a cut above the wet t-shirt contest-waiting-to-happen, but still kinda questionable in that you're at a hooters. You long to move on, but something keeps you there.
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Name: sigil_beguiler
[indent]Rank: Kid/Candy Store
Comment: You're the kid in a candy store, wanting more then you know you should have. Do you have a mother to stop you?
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Anyway, there's my "ranks". They were amusing to write, I hope I didn't offend anyone. I didn't rank Subsistcyber as I never actually saw a statemetn from Subsistcyber saying "rank me!"
And on that note...
Rank me!
For this post alone I must give you 100/100
rate the bomb squad girl!
Name: midnitepoison
[indent]Rank: Clown / Kings Court
Comment: Like jester or clown of the kings court, you serve a subtle yet important service as advisor the king and pointer of follies. Yet at the end of the day the king is still a king, and you remain a person in a funny hat.
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Name: Ragnar_Lodbrok
[indent]Rank: Ottoman / Empire
Comment: The Ottoman Empire lasted 623 years and at it's height spanned 3 continents including much of Southern Europe, Northern Africa and Western Asia. And yet now-a-days most people hear the name and think "Furniture?"
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Why aren't other people ranking?
Cuz I don't like rating people. I just classify with Don't Care, Dislike, Strongly Dislike, or Hate.
Not that there would be much to be ranked.
[indent]Rank: Faceless / Hall of Masks
Comment: You are the empty hook in a hall of masks, where a mask or face should be but isn't. Your empty spot brings a stark contrast to the extravagance of the masks around you, a counterpoint to the flaboyant faces of others.[/indent]
Rank: 71/ 100
Comment: A mysterious person, looming around the forums- striking posts when others least expect it. On the contrary, you are an exceptional member on the forums, and you provide some helpful advice when the going gets tough.
Name: Ragnar_Lodbrok
Rank: 76/ 100
Comment: The 'Ranger' of the forums, you stay well hidden, until you are needed- in which case you strike with your words upon your enemies and take quick actions to round 'em up... with style! :D You have lots of character, and that can be helpful in conversations that drag on.
Name: PuppyPounder
Rank: 73/ 100
Comment: "Tsk tsk- why do you have to pound that poor puppy?" Joke! The name may sound menacing, but not the person that's sitting in front of the computer monitor, makes wisecracking jokes every once in a while (might not be accurate- please bear with me). You ROCK!
I enjoy doing this- I'm careful not to offend anyone in any way, so it's all good.
Name: PuppyPounder
Rank: 73/ 100
Comment: "Tsk tsk- why do you have to pound that poor puppy?" Joke! The name may sound menacing, but not the person that's sitting in front of the computer monitor, makes wisecracking jokes every once in a while (might not be accurate- please bear with me). You ROCK! :scheme
That sounds pretty accurate. I'm a Lurker who occasionally makes a joke or asks for help.
My turn?
I've really seen you much, but from what I can tell, your a helpful, occasionally funny member. 80/100.
My turn?
You have a really awesome screen name. Also, you are a cool person and a welcome addition to the OTT. 88/100
[indent]Rank: Baby / Zombies
Comment: You are the baby of the zombie family, the cute and cuddly member that gets the brains.
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Rank please? :D You know you want too.... *Hypno-Toad eyes*
Hey! Not cool man, not cool. I don't go spouting crap about wolves.