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#1 ravel8 Jun 22, 2010 14:37:45	I want to juggle cats  but I'm stuck on what kind of gloves should I use .
#2 modern_iconoclast Jun 22, 2010 14:53:26	I suggest boxing gloves, that should put on a show.
#3 evilvegan Jun 22, 2010 16:53:28	Gloves are for ****.  (Edit: slang for cats) Get it?
#4 modern_iconoclast Jun 22, 2010 16:56:12	Gloves are for ****.  (Edit: slang for cats) Get it? We could film it and dub it Saw 6 or 7 then....
#5 EscherEnigma Jun 22, 2010 17:07:36	I suggest waldos.
#6 toastedamphibian Jun 22, 2010 20:42:51	Gloves are for ****.  I suggest boxing gloves, that should put on a show. "Boxing Gloves are for ****" Sounds like an extreme fisting movie. I would cover my face. Weak stomach?
#7 ravel8 Jun 23, 2010 0:12:08	Would it help if the cats where on fire ?
#8 Malcadon Jun 23, 2010 1:31:57	I play really rough with cats (like belly-scratching them when they are really, really - on the rag - moody with my teeth), so their fangs and claws have no effects on my thick skin! I dont use gloves because they would try to cling to them (I dont like to waste perfectly good gloves like that), and I have better grip with my own hands. Getting them flail-around in mid-air is the fun part. ( I am so good with animals. )
#9 modern_iconoclast Jun 23, 2010 6:17:16	Ok, try gloves with catnip (Nepeta cataria) on them. They'll keep coming back for more. If you set the cats on fire, I would then suggest oven gloves.
#10 zombie_babies Jun 23, 2010 8:43:22	I'd use chainsaw gloves.  The 'juggling' would be over pretty quick that way and I could really get through a lot of cats, too.
#11 toastedamphibian Jun 23, 2010 21:33:32	I would cover my face. Weak stomach? If I start tossing cats in the air, my face and eyes would need protection from their claws. Like my hands. [I gotta explain the joke, eh? Ohwell, I felt like feeling stupid anyways. My head was uncomfortably swollen with my own sense of self worth.] I choose to intentionally mis interpret several posts from above your post to make a dirty joke about a niche sexual fetish. I then went on to make another joke by pretending that I thought your post was directed at the posts I selectivly misinterpreted and that you interpreted them the same way I did, so as to imply that you declared you would choose to cover your face from disgust about, or a desire to preserve your innocence for being tainted by, a movie featuring said fetish, and to then inquire if your implied reasoning was just a cover for a weak stomach. [Hmm, typing it out like that makes it seem alot more dickish then it felt when I was actually doing it.]
#12 toastedamphibian Jun 23, 2010 21:35:49	"When in doubt, just ask yourself WWVD?"
#13 ravel8 Jun 24, 2010 1:45:58	In boxing matches rember that both guys start out shirtless , wearing silk shorts , and oiled up  . Not to mention that in  a good match one guy gets knocked off his feet from all the violent ponding  and it keeps up  untill he can't stand , and he carted off usally with  a swolen face . Switching back  the most sexual gloves i think are  Fingless racing gloves
#14 EscherEnigma Jun 24, 2010 5:52:48	Hrm... as much as you were able to make that description sound enticing, the bruises really ruin it for me.  Never [MESSAGE REDACTED] from boxing videos, ya know?  Now, wrestling... two guys in spandex outfits that leave nothing to the imagination grapplin' on the ground, all sweaty and glistening... "When in doubt, just ask yourself WWVD?" ... What Would Verne1 Do? ________ 1As in Jules Verne.
#15 zombie_babies Jun 24, 2010 8:55:41	Speaking of violent-ish smexiness, check out this dance craze.  Yeah, that really happened.  I don't know what else to say.
#16 EscherEnigma Jun 24, 2010 13:03:05	Speaking of violent-ish smexiness, check out this dance craze.  Yeah, that really happened.  I don't know what else to say. Oh!  Neat boots!