You know, I've never really liked that slang. "Junk". I mean really, just what image are we trying to sell here? "Junk"? Really? Of all the words in the English language we get the one that means "piles of disorderly stuff with no real purpose"?
Yeah, 'junk' isn't exactly the most flattering term. I'm guessing it was originally used by doods that wanted to look all 'hey man, I don't care about anything' or something. I think it's kinda funny, but it isn't great. Package is pretty good, though.
Yeah, 'junk' isn't exactly the most flattering term. I'm guessing it was originally used by doods that wanted to look all 'hey man, I don't care about anything' or something. I think it's kinda funny, but it isn't great. Package is pretty good, though.
A holy man speaking to a wayward youth: "Your soul is a precious package, to be nurtured and cared for until the time of deliverance. Let me guide you there! Entrust your package to me, and it will feel wonderful!"
Wayward youth gives him a somewhat disbelieving stare and says "... are you high?"
... *ahem* bad jokes aside, package sounds like one too. I mean, it's just full of innuendo. "Hey baby, I'm the delivery man and boy have I got a 'package' for you".
Just bad jokes all around, ya know?
EDIT: So how do you feel about 'My Unit'?
But ... but bad jokes are the best jokes.
EDIT: So how do you feel about 'My Unit'?
I dislike the military associations.
But ... but bad jokes are the best jokes.
EDIT: So how do you feel about 'My Unit'?
What does a ZombieBabie unit measure?
On topic I never really liked the term either. Package is full of funny puns. But working in a grocery store I must say I have the best "junk" related pun. I work in a Sweetbay(a division of foodlion/hannaford brand foods). We sell many products. Look on your pay slip next time and see how stuff is abbreviated. Now to the funny. Our generic store brand is Hannahford, which abbreviates to HRD. No when you ring up our store brand hot dogs you would expect, HRD hotdogs, but no you get the following
HRD wieners.
Gets me everytime I see it.
*giggles*
Edit: ahh KillerGm uses the best of all qoutes to describe this thread.
... the 'hammer' is my penis.
*giggles*
Wait, we can say penis now?
Wait, we can say penis now?
Ummmm.... no?
Considering the thread it branched from, you would be surprised to know were the discussion began, very surprised. Also five dollars we don't make it past page 5.
I'm not surprised that people talkin' about skinin' their roosters started from a thread talkin' about Palin goin' rogue. Oh, I could help her go rogue. <3
... the 'hammer' is my penis.
*giggles*
Wait, we can say penis now?
I believe it's still a CoC violation that the mods will threaten to ban ya for knowingly using it but never will.
I need to get back to doin' scoo work nowz. Gotta read about how them Neanderthal womenz were as hugely muscular as the Neanderthal dudes. I guess I can't realy relate the scoo work to this thread though cuz they don't talk about Neanderthal packages. Just about how Neanderthals must have had a really muscular build. Now I got a picture in my mind of a bunch of Conans runnin' about and some of them are female versions of Conan. My guess is that they're all goin' commando (barbarian?) under their animal skins.
Wasn't that word censored before the switch to the beta? But yeah, the mods and junk have tolds some of us before that even though a word might not be censored, it is still a CoC violation if it falls under that CoC violation zone such as referin' to sex, drugs, cussin' and whatnot. I'm sure that webster or them ORCs can explain it better than this dude can.
I need to get back to doin' scoo work nowz. Gotta read about how them Neanderthal womenz were as hugely muscular as the Neanderthal dudes. I guess I can't realy relate the scoo work to this thread though cuz they don't talk about Neanderthal packages. Just about how Neanderthals must have had a really muscular build. Now I got a picture in my mind of a bunch of Conans runnin' about and some of them are female versions of Conan. My guess is that they're all goin' commando (barbarian?) under their animal skins.
I'm so using "goin' barbarian" from now on. :-)
As for the "word" issue ... if someone reports it and I get in trouble, I'll respect the decisions, but I wouldn't have posted it if I thought it violated the CoC (you guys know me better than that!).
But yeah ... "goin' barbarian" is totally in my vocabulary now. :-)
Wasn't that word censored before the switch to the beta? But yeah, the mods and junk have tolds some of us before that even though a word might not be censored, it is still a CoC violation if it falls under that CoC violation zone such as referin' to sex, drugs, cussin' and whatnot. I'm sure that webster or them ORCs can explain it better than this dude can.
I need to get back to doin' scoo work nowz. Gotta read about how them Neanderthal womenz were as hugely muscular as the Neanderthal dudes. I guess I can't realy relate the scoo work to this thread though cuz they don't talk about Neanderthal packages. Just about how Neanderthals must have had a really muscular build. Now I got a picture in my mind of a bunch of Conans runnin' about and some of them are female versions of Conan. My guess is that they're all goin' commando (barbarian?) under their animal skins.
I'm so using "goin' barbarian" from now on. :-)
As for the "word" issue ... if someone reports it and I get in trouble, I'll respect the decisions, but I wouldn't have posted it if I thought it violated the CoC (you guys know me better than that!).
But yeah ... "goin' barbarian" is totally in my vocabulary now. :-)
Yay, I increase people's vocabularies. *happy dance*
Why go Commando when you can go BARBARIAN!!
Having orc problems? Then go barbarian.
Need more freedom while raiding? Then go barbarian.
Wanna feel the midday breeze? Then go barbarian.
I've been goin' barbarian since 8 this morning. It's worked for me. It'll work for you. I guarantee it.
So if goin' with no undies is to be called "goin' barbarian" does that mean wearing a thong or G-string is goin' amazon?
Am I the only one that gets an uncomfortable feelin' when he sees 'violates the CoC' in this thread? I see that phrase all the time and it doesn't bother me a bit. For whatever reason, when I see it in this thread, it does. Odd, no?
Oh, I was also always partial to 'Yogurt Slinger'.
The Captain....
....violates the CoC
....violates the CoC
Owwwwwie.
EDIT: What about 'Baby Batter Blaster'?
It's a cultural choice, and there's no way you're going to get all people to agree one culture is better than another.
Back on topic, wild and wooly? smooth? trimmed?
There is a certain hilarity in that this tangent has also just cropped up in Astrid's. Wow that was a bad pun.
Umm ... I'm trimmed. If you don't at least do that, you risk it lookin' like an egg in a nest. Baby birds are cute an' all, but nobody wants to bang 'em. At least I hope not.
In short: as a preventive medical procedure it's of questionable merit, and as a cultural one the boy should be given the choice.
*ahem*
Anyway.
but Smooth.
as a whistle? [link]
... my big beef ...
Tee hee.
... my big beef ...
Tee hee.
... I swear that was unintentional.
Umm ... I'm trimmed. If you don't at least do that, you risk it lookin' like an egg in a nest. Baby birds are cute an' all, but nobody wants to bang 'em. At least I hope not.
This is the internet, sir. Please keep a close eye on your personal belongings, reservations about the perversions of humanity, and sense of self.
Yeah, I noticed it was sort of carried over. And so I helped with a stupid joke. :P
Umm ... I'm trimmed. If you don't at least do that, you risk it lookin' like an egg in a nest. Baby birds are cute an' all, but nobody wants to bang 'em. At least I hope not.
This is the internet my friend. I'm sure finding an image of a baby bird getting banged are just a google search away.
I see I was sort of half ninjad.
Nice pun escher. (clicks link) wow, I wasn't horrified or disturbed by someone's link for once... and considering the thread wow. *laughs*
Yes as a whistle.
I see I was sort of half ninjad.
"Okay, I want to roll up a half-ninja elf."
"You mean a half-elf ninja?"
"I know what I said."
... I swear that was unintentional.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure it was. ;)
This thread cause me to laugh and also reminds me why I love the internet. For those of you that missed it I read Twilight because I was bored and had nothing better to do.
On topic I never really liked the term either. Package is full of funny puns. But working in a grocery store I must say I have the best "junk" related pun. I work in a Sweetbay(a division of foodlion/hannaford brand foods). We sell many products. Look on your pay slip next time and see how stuff is abbreviated. Now to the funny. Our generic store brand is Hannahford, which abbreviates to HRD. No when you ring up our store brand hot dogs you would expect, HRD hotdogs, but no you get the following
HRD wieners.
Gets me everytime I see it.
Aha! I was wondering who that went to.
So yeah. In other news, whatcah gonna do with all that junk? You know, all that junk inside that trunk?
Wait, are we allowed to talk about putting metaphorical junk into a metaphorical trunk here?
We're metaphorically allowed.
Wait, are we allowed to talk about putting metaphorical junk into a metaphorical trunk here?
Sure, but why put junk in the trunk when a lady's trunk already gots a lot of junk?
Not a fan of used trunks?
I'm all for used trunks but why put junk in a trunk that's already got too much junk in it?
But how do you know it's got too much junk in it? Is having any junk too much, or is there an amount of junk that still allows you to put more junk in?
I'm all for used trunks but why put junk in a trunk that's already got too much junk in it?
But how do you know it's got too much junk in it? Is having any junk too much, or is there an amount of junk that still allows you to put more junk in?
Good point. I guess we'd have to try and put more junk in it to see if the junk would fit in the trunk. Only problem with that though is that both the junk and trunk could be damaged by forcing the junk into a trunk that already contains junk.
I'm all for used trunks but why put junk in a trunk that's already got too much junk in it?
But how do you know it's got too much junk in it? Is having any junk too much, or is there an amount of junk that still allows you to put more junk in?
Good point. I guess we'd have to try and put more junk in it to see if the junk would fit in the trunk. Only problem with that though is that both the junk and trunk could be damaged by forcing the junk into a trunk that already contains junk.
Which is why you need professionals. *Link omitted*
Which is why you need professionals. *Link omitted*
And let me guess, professionals don't come cheap?
And, because it is strangely disturbing:
