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Killing Zombies

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#1
boj0
Jan 26, 2010 12:11:47 It's a new year and a new mall has been infested with the walking dead
For those who are new to the Tavern, I'll explain the way this works - you choose:
Your weapon to fight the horde (can be from any media)
The song playing over the mall's PA
The battle cry/final words you yell out
Whether or not you fight necromancy zombies, or virus-infected zombies
GO!

Weapon: Tenga Topen Gurren Lagann
Song: One Winged Angel
Battle Cry: It was worth it!
Zombies: Black magic
#2
generalhenry
Jan 26, 2010 14:01:15 Weapon: rusty spoon
Song: Kraid's Theme
Battle Cry: Eyes, Eyes, EYES
Zombies: virus
#3
Shiftkitty
Jan 26, 2010 14:24:17 Weapon: Hip-mounted phalanx plasma cannon
Song: Dawn of Victory (alt. March of the Generals)
Battle Cry: RE-DIE!
Zombies: virus
#4
boraxe
Jan 26, 2010 14:36:40 Weapon: M41A1 Pulse Rifle w/mounted lightsaber bayonet
Song: Sabotage, Beastie Boys
Battle Cry: Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? you!
Zombies: Unknown origin/Hell is full
#5
modern_iconoclast
Jan 26, 2010 14:37:31 I'll bite!

Weapon: Fulguro-Poing ( link: img223.imageshack.us/img223/7725/fulguro... )
Song: Hammer Smashed Face
Battle Cry: Goldorak Go!
Zombies: Minos Alien Zombies
#6
toastedamphibian
Jan 26, 2010 15:14:43
Weapon: Kerosen soaked flaming baseball bat
Song: Jerimiah was a Bullfrog
Battle Cry: Manicly sobbing song lyrics at the top of my lungs, nude
Zombies: Scared
#7
lhockee
Jan 26, 2010 15:17:22 Weapon: Other Undead Zombies
Song: Number of the Beast
Battle Cry: "Fight fire with fire, baby!"
Zombies: Virus Super Infection

#8
ViolenceJack
Jan 26, 2010 18:38:16
Weapon: Two Machetes

Song: "Sound of Silence," by Simon & Garfunkle

Battle Cry: "To certain death!" (only because if any of my characters ever utter a battlecry, that's what it is)

Zombies: Who cares? Dead is dead.
#9
Ragnar_Lodbrok
Jan 26, 2010 20:29:37 Weapon: Iron-man esque power armor. With a hand-held minigun.
Music: War Machine (AC/DC)
Battle Cry: Woo, this is fun!
Zombies: Virus.

(Haha, they can't get through robotic exoskeletons!)
#10
RPJesus
Jan 27, 2010 2:45:11

Weapon: Tenga Topen Gurren Lagann

I think the basic Gurren Lagann would be more effective, what with being able to see the zombies and whatnot (Plus only really requiring one pilot).

Weapon: The Subtle Knife (Because Iorek Byrnison only arguably counts, and if he got zombified through some hackneyed plot twist we'd be proper ****ed)
Song: Megaman II Wily's Castle Part 1.
Battle Cry: FOR SCIENCE!
Zommies: T-Virus
#11
death_isthe_begining
Jan 27, 2010 6:37:23 Weapon: None or more accurately my bare hands(and feet of course)
Song: On Winds of Death We Ride
Battle Cry: Break the bones, smash the face, pound the zombies into paste(in sing-song voice that sounds nothing like the music).
Zombies: Zombie Gods, Robot Zombies, and superheroes turned Zombie
#12
Klirshon
Jan 27, 2010 7:43:47 It depends on if I acquire my robotic body before this event.

If I'm still a fleshling:

|Weapon| BFG 9000 (from Doom 2)
|Song| Big Balls - AC/DC
|Battle Cry| "Welcome to the party, !"
|Zombies| Doesn't matter, both tend to be susceptible to plasma.

If I do convert to my robotic body:

|Weapon| Forging hammer (made entirely of metal) and appendage components (have to hold the hammer somehow)
|Song| Between the Hammer and the Anvil - Judas Priest
|Battle Cry| "All organics will be eliminated..."
|Zombies| The ones created through necromancy but the virus ones can join too if they want.
#13
Idolis
Jan 27, 2010 9:36:42 Weapon: 20 lb. Sledge Hammer

Song: I've Been Working on the Railroad

Battle cry: One little, Two little, three little zombies...

Zombies: The slow ones.
#14
The-Mage-King
Jan 27, 2010 9:45:06 Weapon: Staff of Worms from ES series, several hundred full grand soul gems

Song: Sorairo Days.

Battle Cry: It's us versus you. And every one of you that falls becomes one of us!

Zombies: Necromancy. They go down easier.
#15
zombie_babies
Jan 27, 2010 9:55:58 Weapon: A chair, duct tape, a pocketknife and some gasoline.
Song: Stuck in the Middle with You - Stealer's Wheel
Battle Cry: I have to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a zombie. You can say whatever you want cuz I've heard it all before. You can pray for a quick death ... which you ain't gonna get.
Zombies: Virus

Or ...

Weapon: A home made bow and some traps.
Song: Get to da Choppa - Austrian Death Machine
Battle Cry: What are you waiting for?! Do it! Do it now!!
Zombies: Virus

Or ...

Weapon: Bare hands
Song: Raspberry Beret - Prince
Battle Cry: Touch me and I'll touch you back, baby!
Zombies: Virus
#16
RPJesus
Jan 27, 2010 11:05:15

Song: Sorario Sora Iro Days.

>_>?
#17
zombie_babies
Jan 27, 2010 11:40:25 Weapon: Bouquet of roses
Song: I Want It - Zombie Girl
Battle Cry: Will you make me the happiest zombie lad in the mall and marry me?
Zombies: The pretty kind
#18
boj0
Jan 27, 2010 11:47:01 Weapon: Charizard
Song: The Light That Blinds - Shadows Fall
Battle Cry: Flamethrower!
Zombies: Extra crispy
#19
The-Mage-King
Jan 27, 2010 12:13:35 Weapon: BFS (Big Freakin' Shruiken)

Song: Libera Me From Hell.

Battle Cry: Let's party!

Zombies: Assimilated.
#20
The-Mage-King
Jan 27, 2010 12:16:16

Song: Sorario Sora Iro Days.

>_>?

One, thanks for pointing out the typo.

Two...

#21
Shiftkitty
Jan 27, 2010 12:40:46 Too bad it specifies that we have to kill the zombies, otherwise my war cry would be:

ARISE! ARISE MY MINIONS AND GO FORTH!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!
#22
zombie_babies
Jan 27, 2010 12:51:44
Too bad it specifies that we have to kill the zombies, otherwise my war cry would be:

ARISE! ARISE MY MINIONS AND GO FORTH!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!

Rules schmules. I asked one to marry me. If it's fun, it flies.
#23
1_ton_ghost
Jan 27, 2010 14:17:54
Too bad it specifies that we have to kill the zombies, otherwise my war cry would be:

ARISE! ARISE MY MINIONS AND GO FORTH!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!

Rules schmules. I asked one to marry me. If it's fun, it flies.

Might I interest you in Stubbs the Zombie (Xbox)? Like a pixellated black comedy. Think "Fido" (awesome btw) w/ a bigger nod towards romance @ the end. Zombie love is eternal love for what it's worth...

#24
EscherEnigma
Jan 27, 2010 14:45:52 Weapon: Green lantern ring (with accompanying charge-up lantern, of course)
Song: Twisted Sister's version of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" [link]
Battle Cry: "Oh dear, I seem to have a little blood on me."
Zombies: Alien mutant zombies.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 boj0 Jan 26, 2010 12:11:47	It's a new year and a new mall has been infested with the walking dead For those who are new to the Tavern, I'll explain the way this works - you choose: Your weapon to fight the horde (can be from any media) The song playing over the mall's PA The battle cry/final words you yell out Whether or not you fight necromancy zombies, or virus-infected zombies GO! Weapon: Tenga Topen Gurren Lagann Song: One Winged Angel Battle Cry: It was worth it! Zombies: Black magic
#2 generalhenry Jan 26, 2010 14:01:15	Weapon: rusty spoon Song: Kraid's Theme Battle Cry: Eyes, Eyes, EYES Zombies: virus
#3 Shiftkitty Jan 26, 2010 14:24:17	Weapon: Hip-mounted phalanx plasma cannon Song: Dawn of Victory (alt. March of the Generals) Battle Cry: RE-DIE! Zombies: virus
#4 boraxe Jan 26, 2010 14:36:40	Weapon: M41A1 Pulse Rifle w/mounted lightsaber bayonet Song: Sabotage, Beastie Boys Battle Cry: Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! I don't got all day! Come on! Come on! Come on you bastard! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? you! Zombies: Unknown origin/Hell is full
#5 modern_iconoclast Jan 26, 2010 14:37:31	I'll bite! Weapon: Fulguro-Poing ( link: img223.imageshack.us/img223/7725/fulguro... ) Song: Hammer Smashed Face Battle Cry: Goldorak Go! Zombies: Minos Alien Zombies
#6 toastedamphibian Jan 26, 2010 15:14:43	Weapon: Kerosen soaked flaming baseball bat Song: Jerimiah was a Bullfrog Battle Cry: Manicly sobbing song lyrics at the top of my lungs, nude Zombies: Scared
#7 lhockee Jan 26, 2010 15:17:22	Weapon: Other Undead Zombies Song: Number of the Beast Battle Cry: "Fight fire with fire, baby!" Zombies: Virus Super Infection
#8 ViolenceJack Jan 26, 2010 18:38:16	Weapon: Two Machetes Song: "Sound of Silence," by Simon & Garfunkle Battle Cry: "To certain death!" (only because if any of my characters ever utter a battlecry, that's what it is) Zombies: Who cares? Dead is dead.
#9 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jan 26, 2010 20:29:37	Weapon: Iron-man esque power armor. With a hand-held minigun. Music: War Machine (AC/DC) Battle Cry: Woo, this is fun! Zombies: Virus. (Haha, they can't get through robotic exoskeletons!)
#10 RPJesus Jan 27, 2010 2:45:11	Weapon: Tenga Topen Gurren Lagann I think the basic Gurren Lagann would be more effective, what with being able to see the zombies and whatnot (Plus only really requiring one pilot). Weapon: The Subtle Knife (Because Iorek Byrnison only arguably counts, and if he got zombified through some hackneyed plot twist we'd be proper ****ed) Song: Megaman II Wily's Castle Part 1. Battle Cry: FOR SCIENCE! Zommies: T-Virus
#11 death_isthe_begining Jan 27, 2010 6:37:23	Weapon: None or more accurately my bare hands(and feet of course) Song: On Winds of Death We Ride Battle Cry: Break the bones, smash the face, pound the zombies into paste(in sing-song voice that sounds nothing like the music). Zombies: Zombie Gods, Robot Zombies, and superheroes turned Zombie
#12 Klirshon Jan 27, 2010 7:43:47	It depends on if I acquire my robotic body before this event. If I'm still a fleshling: \|Weapon\| BFG 9000 (from Doom 2) \|Song\| Big Balls - AC/DC \|Battle Cry\| "Welcome to the party, !" \|Zombies\| Doesn't matter, both tend to be susceptible to plasma. If I do convert to my robotic body: \|Weapon\| Forging hammer (made entirely of metal) and appendage components (have to hold the hammer somehow) \|Song\| Between the Hammer and the Anvil - Judas Priest \|Battle Cry\| "All organics will be eliminated..." \|Zombies\| The ones created through necromancy but the virus ones can join too if they want.
#13 Idolis Jan 27, 2010 9:36:42	Weapon: 20 lb. Sledge Hammer Song: I've Been Working on the Railroad Battle cry: One little, Two little, three little zombies... Zombies: The slow ones.
#14 The-Mage-King Jan 27, 2010 9:45:06	Weapon: Staff of Worms from ES series, several hundred full grand soul gems Song: Sorairo Days. Battle Cry: It's us versus you. And every one of you that falls becomes one of us! Zombies: Necromancy. They go down easier.
#15 zombie_babies Jan 27, 2010 9:55:58	Weapon: A chair, duct tape, a pocketknife and some gasoline. Song: Stuck in the Middle with You - Stealer's Wheel Battle Cry: I have to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a zombie. You can say whatever you want cuz I've heard it all before. You can pray for a quick death ... which you ain't gonna get. Zombies: Virus Or ... Weapon: A home made bow and some traps. Song: Get to da Choppa - Austrian Death Machine Battle Cry: What are you waiting for?! Do it! Do it now!! Zombies: Virus Or ... Weapon: Bare hands Song: Raspberry Beret - Prince Battle Cry: Touch me and I'll touch you back, baby! Zombies: Virus
#16 RPJesus Jan 27, 2010 11:05:15	Song: Sorario Sora Iro Days. >_>?
#17 zombie_babies Jan 27, 2010 11:40:25	Weapon: Bouquet of roses Song: I Want It - Zombie Girl Battle Cry: Will you make me the happiest zombie lad in the mall and marry me? Zombies: The pretty kind
#18 boj0 Jan 27, 2010 11:47:01	Weapon: Charizard Song: The Light That Blinds - Shadows Fall Battle Cry: Flamethrower! Zombies: Extra crispy
#19 The-Mage-King Jan 27, 2010 12:13:35	Weapon: BFS (Big Freakin' Shruiken) Song: Libera Me From Hell. Battle Cry: Let's party! Zombies: Assimilated.
#20 The-Mage-King Jan 27, 2010 12:16:16	Song: Sorario Sora Iro Days. >_>? One, thanks for pointing out the typo. Two...
#21 Shiftkitty Jan 27, 2010 12:40:46	Too bad it specifies that we have to kill the zombies, otherwise my war cry would be: ARISE! ARISE MY MINIONS AND GO FORTH!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!
#22 zombie_babies Jan 27, 2010 12:51:44	Too bad it specifies that we have to kill the zombies, otherwise my war cry would be: ARISE! ARISE MY MINIONS AND GO FORTH!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA! Rules schmules. I asked one to marry me. If it's fun, it flies.
#23 1_ton_ghost Jan 27, 2010 14:17:54	Too bad it specifies that we have to kill the zombies, otherwise my war cry would be: ARISE! ARISE MY MINIONS AND GO FORTH!!! BWAH-HA-HA-HA! Rules schmules. I asked one to marry me. If it's fun, it flies. Might I interest you in Stubbs the Zombie (Xbox)? Like a pixellated black comedy. Think "Fido" (awesome btw) w/ a bigger nod towards romance @ the end. Zombie love is eternal love for what it's worth...
#24 EscherEnigma Jan 27, 2010 14:45:52	Weapon: Green lantern ring (with accompanying charge-up lantern, of course) Song: Twisted Sister's version of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" [link] Battle Cry: "Oh dear, I seem to have a little blood on me." Zombies: Alien mutant zombies.