You smell like a baboons innards, after they have been smoking all day in the sun.
When I first looked upon your face, I thought that I was looking upon Demon scat that had been eaten and puked back up!
Did I challenge a Lord Ventnor to a duel of insults? No. Krownhunter, show your face, don't send your vassals to do your work. This has been a long time coming.
NERD FIGHT! NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD FIGHT!
Give me 25 on the mather guy.
As you forfeited the Duel of Insults against me, I am also victorious! Huzzah!
I did not forfeit, but had my sights set on Krownhunter. To show that I am no coward, I will engage you in a duel of Insults:
You sir have the countenance of a man who has imbibed a tub of drano and had his face eaten off by zombies.
. Thou hast been insulted.
Thou hast a face like that of a member of the Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, Class Amphibia, Order Anura, Family Bufonidae, and Genus Bufo
. Thou hast been insulted.
So it is to be a mass battle. Well then:
I do not know what it is you just called me but unlike someone who knows such words, I have a girlfriend. And she doesn't live in Canada.
I have searched long and far across the internet for you. I have traveled its fiber optic roads in hopes of crossing swords once again with you. You are swine sir, and I will dispose of you. Let us begin, a duel of insults!
You smell like a baboons innards, after they have been smoking all day in the sun.
lol, you're looking for me kid?
Why, I ask.... why would you want to get beaten like a red-headed stepchild?
Why submit yourself to such embarrassment on the ubernet?
I forfeit nothing, some people actually have a life and can't sit in their mothers basement all morning 'challenging' people for nerd rage S&G's.
Firstly, who are you and why should I even consider wasting my time crushing you into cyber dust?
Next, a little context would be nice. Since you can't show the face that needs smacked like a hooker that's outta line, I should at least have the pleasure of knowing what affront you feel needs to be appeased.
Rest assured, you silly little creature who is yet to be deemed worth of my wit, I will destroy your addle brained ego if you prove to be worth my time...
lol, you're looking for me kid?
Why, I ask.... why would you want to get beaten like a red-headed stepchild?
Why submit yourself to such embarrassment on the ubernet?
I forfeit nothing, some people actually have a life and can't sit in their mothers basement all morning 'challenging' people for nerd rage S&G's.
Firstly, who are you and why should I even consider wasting my time crushing you into cyber dust?
Next, a little context would be nice. Since you can't show the face that needs smacked like a hooker that's outta line, I should at least have the pleasure of knowing what affront you feel needs to be appeased.
Rest assured, you silly little creature who is yet to be deemed worth of my wit, I will destroy your addle brained ego if you prove to be worth my time...
I am an old friend, from ages ago on these very boards. You must understand that the CoC allows me to say no more than that. But we have crossed swords before. And I look forward to crossing them again:
Your mamma is so fat, she has her own solar system around her!
I am an old friend, from ages ago on these very boards. You must understand that the CoC allows me to say no more than that. But we have crossed swords before. And I look forward to crossing them again:
Your mamma is so fat, she has her own solar system around her!
An old friend... who can't spell... hmmm...
and why would I waste my time on you, LordFlashheart, aka SpearSpike?
Your mamma is so fat, she has her own solar system around her!
She is fat... and red-headed, lives in a Winnebago and wears the same nightgown for months at a time... next...
She is fat... and red-headed, lives in a Winnebago and wears the same nightgown for months at a time... next...
If you have no insult in response, then that means you lose dude. You have to reply with another insult, or you foreit.
An old friend... who can't spell... hmmm...
and why would I waste my time on you, LordFlashheart, aka SpearSpike?
Try again.
Try again.
Ironically, that's what he always used to say.
Ironically, that's what he always used to say.
Batshido! I have found you as well. Prepare to meet your maker:
Your martial abilities were honed and improved in a cardio kick boxing class.
If you have no insult in response, then that means you lose dude. You have to reply with another insult, or you foreit.
If you insist...
The magnitude of your ineptitude is only out shined by your myopic attempts at insulting people who are your better in every fathomable way...
If you insist...
The magnitude of your ineptitude is only out shined by your myopic attempts at insulting people who are your better in every fathomable way...
Your mother didn't love you. You were left by gypsies on the door step. Which is why, to this day, you have the need to boast about your superiority to others: because you lack inside.