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#1 Mad_Jack Dec 10, 2012 20:04:41	They're better equipped.  Man bites dog. Dog bites back harder.
#2 homicidal_squirrel Dec 10, 2012 20:11:09	''It was a nasty bite, not too much blood but there is a portion of his skin missing on the right biceps. He got off easy. I've seen police dogs do much worse.
#3 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 8:17:37	Biting dogs can work out in your favor.  If you've got a nippy dog just bite it back.  That shows it you're the boss and it'll leave you alone.  When you don't have that owner/pet dynamic, however, it's probably a less advisable course of action.
#4 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 10:08:40	The guy got lucky the dog didn't turn and get his face or neck. I saw a police dog wreck a guy's angle. I imagine it would be easier to avage the face or neck.
#5 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 11:46:53	Such lack of sympathy. And again with drugs. Giving kids bad ideas.
#6 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 11:53:56	Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons.
#7 jetshield Dec 11, 2012 11:55:21	Sure, blame the interwebz and not bad parenting.
#8 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 11:56:58	Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons. So you think it's a good idea to repeat these ideas and try to tamp them down as a parent and authority figure (as far as kids are concerned)?  Yeah, kids never do stuff just cuz it's what some old dood told them not to do.  Srsly, though.  If some kid decides to feed Fido some Vanilla Sky cuz of something he read here, well, that ain't on me.  That's on his obviously terrible parents.
#9 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:01:47	Parents have a difficult responsability in this day and age. The internet, television, radio, movies, newspapers, school, the government, false prophets, communists, all try to corrupt the young ones. It's very difficult to protect them. People with good intentions should be careful.  Just take me and my kids, for example. I am their father, I know best. But my ex-wife is using the courts and the government under the influence of feminists to take them away and just expose them to this insane world.  This is wrong.
#10 Orc_Welfin Dec 11, 2012 12:03:06	I've removed content from this thread. Refernces to drug use are in violation of the Code of Conduct You can review the Code of Conduct here: company.wizards.com/conduct
#11 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:05:42	Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons. I'm curious; have you met any kid, or the parent(s) of any kid that has done that?
#12 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:08:00	Parents have a difficult responsability in this day and age. The internet, television, radio, movies, newspapers, school, the government, false prophets, communists, all try to corrupt the young ones. It's very difficult to protect them. People with good intentions should be careful. Have you thought of joining the Amish? I hear those problems don't affect them much.  Just take me and my kids, for example. I am their father, I know best. But my ex-wife is using the courts and the government under the influence of feminists to take them away and just expose them to this insane world.  This is wrong.   Those evil femenist.
#13 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:12:32	I see you both ahve a closed mind.
#14 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:14:01	I see you both ahve a closed mind. Seiously though, do you know anyone who has used a vodka soaked tampon or had a kid who did? I really want to know.
#15 The_Silversword Dec 11, 2012 12:14:58	I smoked a tampon once, just once.
#16 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 12:20:40	Parents have a difficult responsability in this day and age. The internet, television, radio, movies, newspapers, school, the government, false prophets, communists, all try to corrupt the young ones. It's very difficult to protect them. People with good intentions should be careful.  Just take me and my kids, for example. I am their father, I know best. But my ex-wife is using the courts and the government under the influence of feminists to take them away and just expose them to this insane world.  This is wrong.   Between this, the thetans and the greek dood stuff I think I'm ready to call it.  Guys, whaddaya think?  Is he or isn't he?  I don't care, really.  I mean, either way it's a ton of fun. I smoked a tampon once, just once. Well that's just ... totally normal.
#17 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:20:41	I see you both ahve a closed mind. Seiously though, do you know anyone who has used a vodka soaked tampon or had a kid who did? I really want to know. Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.  The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.
#18 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 12:22:17	[Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.  The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.  And they still haven't.
#19 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:29:45	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.  Typical signs of bad parenting.
#20 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:32:48	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
#21 jetshield Dec 11, 2012 12:35:15	His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. So, in your mind, the two are mutually exclusive?
#22 Klirshon Dec 11, 2012 12:38:20	So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally...
#23 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:38:22	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Why else would they be inserting things in there?
#24 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:39:20	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Why else would they be inserting things in there? And how is being gay going to make them bad people?
#25 jetshield Dec 11, 2012 12:46:20	So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally...
#26 Klirshon Dec 11, 2012 12:48:33	I was only redescribing the event with the presented data.
#27 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 12:56:56	His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Umm ... yeah.  That's not an exclusively gay thing.  Like, at all.  You need to get out more.  I'm not sayin' you need to try everything under the sun or anything like that - only do what you're comfortable doing.  It's just that there's this great big world out there that you seem to be mostly unaware of.
#28 ADHadh Dec 11, 2012 17:04:07	Biting dogs can work out in your favor.  If you've got a nippy dog just bite it back.  That shows it you're the boss and it'll leave you alone.  When you don't have that owner/pet dynamic, however, it's probably a less advisable course of action. Of course you shouldn't try that on dogs trained to deal with aggressive people. Like police dogs Oh, and it's Australia. Home of this guy. So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally... I would feel insulted, but I'm not that good I think. And I have enough taste not to drink beer or PBR I also know corn-based swill ain't whiskey. Show Anyone else miss Loki?
#29 Pontiac Dec 11, 2012 21:18:18	Sure, blame the interwebz and not bad parenting. Its alot easier and that leaves more time for heavy drinking and hitting each other in front of the children.
#30 EscherEnigma Dec 11, 2012 21:41:25	I see you both ahve a closed mind. It's only polite to close while you chew. The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.  ... seriously?  Ok, first, how old were these kids?  Second, who the hell says "I'm curious about drinking, let's stick a tampon up my butt 'cause I hear it works faster"?  Yeesh, guy needs to teach his kids something about judgement.  And **** "oh, they're just impressionable".  That's as bad as "boys will be boys".  Kids are smarter then you give them credit for, and if they're clever enough to get a bottle of vodka and tampons while underage and think it's better to shove it up their ass instead of drinking it, it's not a problem of intelligence or impressionability, but one of wisdom. And, yeah, that's something that can be taught. Face it... school, the internet, their friends... that'll teach them about the world.  But values, wisdom and good judgement comes from their parents.
#31 ADHadh Dec 11, 2012 21:47:45	Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned. I should know.
#32 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 22:13:12	Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned. I should know. Well, if you do something incredibly stupid, please post a link to the youtube video. It is required by law.
#33 Ragnar_Lodbrok Dec 11, 2012 22:14:46	Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned. I should know. Damn, I only have a year to do that, then.
#34 aradaine Dec 11, 2012 23:16:39	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Why else would they be inserting things in there? And how is being gay going to make them bad people?  We both know the answer to that. Truenamer you wouldn't happen to be from the rural midwest would you?
#35 zombie_babies Dec 12, 2012 8:00:53	Show Anyone else miss Loki?
#36 homicidal_squirrel Dec 12, 2012 10:07:08	Show Anyone else miss Loki?
#37 zombie_babies Dec 12, 2012 10:27:36	Yeah, he's, uhh, controversial I guess, heh.  But totally, dood.  He knows how to have a fun and interesting conversation without leaving in tears.
#42 homicidal_squirrel Dec 10, 2012 20:11:09	''It was a nasty bite, not too much blood but there is a portion of his skin missing on the right biceps. He got off easy. I've seen police dogs do much worse.
#43 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 8:17:37	Biting dogs can work out in your favor.  If you've got a nippy dog just bite it back.  That shows it you're the boss and it'll leave you alone.  When you don't have that owner/pet dynamic, however, it's probably a less advisable course of action.
#44 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 10:08:40	The guy got lucky the dog didn't turn and get his face or neck. I saw a police dog wreck a guy's angle. I imagine it would be easier to avage the face or neck.
#45 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 11:46:53	Such lack of sympathy. And again with drugs. Giving kids bad ideas.
#46 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 11:53:56	Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons.
#47 jetshield Dec 11, 2012 11:55:21	Sure, blame the interwebz and not bad parenting.
#48 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 11:56:58	Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons. So you think it's a good idea to repeat these ideas and try to tamp them down as a parent and authority figure (as far as kids are concerned)?  Yeah, kids never do stuff just cuz it's what some old dood told them not to do.  Srsly, though.  If some kid decides to feed Fido some Vanilla Sky cuz of something he read here, well, that ain't on me.  That's on his obviously terrible parents.
#49 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:01:47	Parents have a difficult responsability in this day and age. The internet, television, radio, movies, newspapers, school, the government, false prophets, communists, all try to corrupt the young ones. It's very difficult to protect them. People with good intentions should be careful.  Just take me and my kids, for example. I am their father, I know best. But my ex-wife is using the courts and the government under the influence of feminists to take them away and just expose them to this insane world.  This is wrong.
#50 Orc_Welfin Dec 11, 2012 12:03:06	I've removed content from this thread. Refernces to drug use are in violation of the Code of Conduct You can review the Code of Conduct here: company.wizards.com/conduct
#51 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:05:42	Kids get all sort of ideas when reading stuff on the internet. People need to be careful. Like Homicidale_Squirrel suggesting coffee enemas. This is how kids got the idea to use vodka soaked tampons. I'm curious; have you met any kid, or the parent(s) of any kid that has done that?
#52 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:08:00	Parents have a difficult responsability in this day and age. The internet, television, radio, movies, newspapers, school, the government, false prophets, communists, all try to corrupt the young ones. It's very difficult to protect them. People with good intentions should be careful. Have you thought of joining the Amish? I hear those problems don't affect them much.  Just take me and my kids, for example. I am their father, I know best. But my ex-wife is using the courts and the government under the influence of feminists to take them away and just expose them to this insane world.  This is wrong.   Those evil femenist.
#53 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:12:32	I see you both ahve a closed mind.
#54 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:14:01	I see you both ahve a closed mind. Seiously though, do you know anyone who has used a vodka soaked tampon or had a kid who did? I really want to know.
#55 The_Silversword Dec 11, 2012 12:14:58	I smoked a tampon once, just once.
#56 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 12:20:40	Parents have a difficult responsability in this day and age. The internet, television, radio, movies, newspapers, school, the government, false prophets, communists, all try to corrupt the young ones. It's very difficult to protect them. People with good intentions should be careful.  Just take me and my kids, for example. I am their father, I know best. But my ex-wife is using the courts and the government under the influence of feminists to take them away and just expose them to this insane world.  This is wrong.   Between this, the thetans and the greek dood stuff I think I'm ready to call it.  Guys, whaddaya think?  Is he or isn't he?  I don't care, really.  I mean, either way it's a ton of fun. I smoked a tampon once, just once. Well that's just ... totally normal.
#57 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:20:41	I see you both ahve a closed mind. Seiously though, do you know anyone who has used a vodka soaked tampon or had a kid who did? I really want to know. Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.  The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.
#58 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 12:22:17	[Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two.  The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.  And they still haven't.
#59 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:29:45	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.  Typical signs of bad parenting.
#60 TruenamerX Dec 11, 2012 12:32:48	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this?
#61 jetshield Dec 11, 2012 12:35:15	His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. So, in your mind, the two are mutually exclusive?
#62 Klirshon Dec 11, 2012 12:38:20	So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally...
#63 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:38:22	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Why else would they be inserting things in there?
#64 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 12:39:20	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Why else would they be inserting things in there? And how is being gay going to make them bad people?
#65 jetshield Dec 11, 2012 12:46:20	So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally...
#66 Klirshon Dec 11, 2012 12:48:33	I was only redescribing the event with the presented data.
#67 zombie_babies Dec 11, 2012 12:56:56	His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Umm ... yeah.  That's not an exclusively gay thing.  Like, at all.  You need to get out more.  I'm not sayin' you need to try everything under the sun or anything like that - only do what you're comfortable doing.  It's just that there's this great big world out there that you seem to be mostly unaware of.
#68 ADHadh Dec 11, 2012 17:04:07	Biting dogs can work out in your favor.  If you've got a nippy dog just bite it back.  That shows it you're the boss and it'll leave you alone.  When you don't have that owner/pet dynamic, however, it's probably a less advisable course of action. Of course you shouldn't try that on dogs trained to deal with aggressive people. Like police dogs Oh, and it's Australia. Home of this guy. So much for being good boys if they consume vodka rectally... I would feel insulted, but I'm not that good I think. And I have enough taste not to drink beer or PBR I also know corn-based swill ain't whiskey. Show Anyone else miss Loki?
#69 Pontiac Dec 11, 2012 21:18:18	Sure, blame the interwebz and not bad parenting. Its alot easier and that leaves more time for heavy drinking and hitting each other in front of the children.
#70 EscherEnigma Dec 11, 2012 21:41:25	I see you both ahve a closed mind. It's only polite to close while you chew. The guy was mad at first, but he understood the kids were just impressionable.  Thye never drank before and were just curious.  ... seriously?  Ok, first, how old were these kids?  Second, who the hell says "I'm curious about drinking, let's stick a tampon up my butt 'cause I hear it works faster"?  Yeesh, guy needs to teach his kids something about judgement.  And **** "oh, they're just impressionable".  That's as bad as "boys will be boys".  Kids are smarter then you give them credit for, and if they're clever enough to get a bottle of vodka and tampons while underage and think it's better to shove it up their ass instead of drinking it, it's not a problem of intelligence or impressionability, but one of wisdom. And, yeah, that's something that can be taught. Face it... school, the internet, their friends... that'll teach them about the world.  But values, wisdom and good judgement comes from their parents.
#71 ADHadh Dec 11, 2012 21:47:45	Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned. I should know.
#72 homicidal_squirrel Dec 11, 2012 22:13:12	Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned. I should know. Well, if you do something incredibly stupid, please post a link to the youtube video. It is required by law.
#73 Ragnar_Lodbrok Dec 11, 2012 22:14:46	Yeah, but then again everyone is supposed to do something incredibly stupid while being a teen, right? People that don't are shunned. I should know. Damn, I only have a year to do that, then.
#74 aradaine Dec 11, 2012 23:16:39	Yes. A friend told me all about how his kids got drunk using them. They were totally wasted and apparently they just used two. You sure they were soaked in vodka? Using two, depending on their size and weight, should have been enough to give them alcohol poisoning. Maybe they were just curious about how other things felt and could only get their hands on a tampon. His kids aren't gay. They are good boys. Why would you suggest this? Why else would they be inserting things in there? And how is being gay going to make them bad people?  We both know the answer to that. Truenamer you wouldn't happen to be from the rural midwest would you?
#75 zombie_babies Dec 12, 2012 8:00:53	Show Anyone else miss Loki?
#76 homicidal_squirrel Dec 12, 2012 10:07:08	Show Anyone else miss Loki?
#77 zombie_babies Dec 12, 2012 10:27:36	Yeah, he's, uhh, controversial I guess, heh.  But totally, dood.  He knows how to have a fun and interesting conversation without leaving in tears.