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#1 annoyinglizardvoice Jul 29, 2008 18:00:08

I doubt that this is unique to my crew, but we keep saying stuff that we think should be in the Munchkin game (if you don't know what that is, put this thread down and back away nice and slowly). Here's some of ours (if you don't get the jokes, it's probably better that way!): Items: Kitten of detect evil, Elephant of suprise (mount), Dramatic paws (improves mount), Falchion of historical acuracy, proddy-stick of prodding. Up-a-level cards: Ryan-style looting (stripping corpses down for spare parts/bits that can be sold to gullible tourists), Introduce the DM to your sister, Abuse the DM's house rules, Disturb Ryan, Remove gullible from the dictionary, Create a zombie-plan. Monters: Recyled-sweetcorn golem, Pyramid-chav, Penguin in a radiation suit, Rob(that's me)'s ideal woman (the level 20 monster of the set).