Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 brotherjgizmo Mar 03, 2009 15:08:53	How about we all start making euphemisms? If you know what I'm talking about Rules of the game just respond to the previous poster as if you're making an euphemism. (If you've watched Whose Line is it anyway, you'll know how the game goes.
#2 demiteddybear Mar 03, 2009 16:36:10	Can we talk in mixed euphemisms and take it one bird a time? Or are we just using real ones not counting our chickens till their hatched*. *I think I have birds on the brain.
#3 Webster Mar 03, 2009 16:38:12	Heh.
#4 Alter_Boy Mar 03, 2009 16:59:26	Now that's shaving the Pit Bull on the front porch!
#5 pigknight Mar 03, 2009 22:14:49	I'd pull out and not let this thread tarnish my internet visage.
#6 mplindustries Mar 04, 2009 1:56:14	How about we get a topic, if you know what I mean. Because in all improv they get a jumping off point first, if you know what I mean.
#7 mnemonicsv Mar 04, 2009 2:46:27	Depends... if we get a jumping off point, we all might just dive right into the deep end. I prefer wading into points first.
#8 Novacat Mar 04, 2009 3:33:28	One way or another, I'd like a dip in this pool, if you know what I mean.
#9 demiteddybear Mar 04, 2009 5:28:59	stop saying if you know what I mean .....if you know what I mean
#10 mnemonicsv Mar 04, 2009 6:59:26	He sounds serious... I hope the shite isn't about to hit the fan...
#11 Idolis Mar 04, 2009 10:43:22	Be back in a minute. I have to spank my monkey and polish the knob and then drain the lizard.
#12 brotherjgizmo Mar 04, 2009 12:25:48	Well I just came back from testing the waters, If you catch my drift.
#13 toastedamphibian Mar 04, 2009 13:45:15	(Testing the waters where the lizards are draining is generally ill-advised.)
#14 Hocus-Smokus Mar 04, 2009 14:24:14	Well I just came back from testing the waters, If you catch my drift. Careful you don't get in over your head.
#15 zombie_babies Mar 04, 2009 14:25:45	Careful you don't get in over your head. Yeah, let's keep it waist-deep, if ya' catch my meanin'. ;)
#16 Novacat Mar 04, 2009 14:30:19	Careful you don't get in over your head. I'd like to get in over your head, know what I mean?
#17 Idolis Mar 04, 2009 14:32:58	A cyclops just spit at me.
#18 brotherjgizmo Mar 04, 2009 15:20:57	I hear you like it when they spit at you from behind. If you catch my drift.
#19 Idolis Mar 04, 2009 15:41:58	Sure I do. But I expect dinner and movie first. I'm no cheap date. Reach arounds are okay but only if we play doctor first.
#20 brotherjgizmo Mar 04, 2009 15:55:07	I'm guessing you like to play proctologist? Or so I hear. Also I just posted on page 69, If you get what I'm talking about.
#21 Alter_Boy Mar 04, 2009 15:57:41	This thread is hanging by its eyelids over a swimming pool of Vaporub, if you know what I mean.
#22 brotherjgizmo Mar 04, 2009 15:59:11	Yeah, I'm just waiting for the ORC's to shut it down, if you catch my drift.
#23 orenthes Mar 05, 2009 0:26:26	How about we all start making euphemisms? If you know what I'm talking about Rules of the game just respond to the previous poster as if you're making an euphemism. (If you've watched Whose Line is it anyway, you'll know how the game goes.
#24 demiteddybear Mar 05, 2009 3:45:53	I think I may have to go postal, if you know what I mean
#25 Silvercrys Mar 05, 2009 13:44:09	Damnit, that sblock title made me lose the game. If by "postal" you mean you have a package to deliver... if you catch my drift.
#26 Idolis Mar 05, 2009 14:15:04	I'm gonna go all Fed Ex an your ass.
#27 Hocus-Smokus Mar 05, 2009 14:41:03	I'm gonna go all Fed Ex an your ass. Ah, FedEx...the World on Time, if you catch my drift...
#28 zombie_babies Mar 05, 2009 14:42:40	Ah, FedEx...the World on Time, if you catch my drift... I prefer UPS. What can brown do for you, if you get what I'm askin' ...
#29 brotherjgizmo Mar 05, 2009 14:49:54	I hear you always deliver early, if you get what I'm saying.
#30 Hocus-Smokus Mar 05, 2009 14:52:00	I hear you always deliver early, if you get what I'm saying. But he makes people sign for his package, if you catch my drift.
#31 brotherjgizmo Mar 05, 2009 14:57:45	Although I hear he gets tipped out of pity, if you get what I'm talking about.
#32 zombie_babies Mar 05, 2009 15:01:53	But he makes people sign for his package, if you catch my drift. And I always bring my package to the back door, if you get the thinly disguised double meaning of my comment.
#33 Alter_Boy Mar 05, 2009 17:04:13	But what if they're not home? Would you let someone else sign for it, nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more?
#34 Nyronus Mar 05, 2009 17:09:33	But what if they're not home? Would you let someone else sign for it, nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more? You've just to make sure your backdoor is locked, if you catch the euphemism.
#35 Silvercrys Mar 05, 2009 19:07:37	But some people don't have... ah.. locks on their back door. If you know what I mean.
#36 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 05, 2009 19:32:14	Personally, I'd rather have a fish taco than the sausage platter. As the Bishop said to the Barmaid...
#37 tiwaztyrsfist Mar 05, 2009 19:34:12	But some people don't have... ah.. locks on their back door. If you know what I mean. And speaking of Doorknobs, in before the lock, as they say.
#38 Hocus-Smokus Mar 06, 2009 8:27:20	And speaking of Doorknobs, in before the lock, as they say. Do you polish those knobs, if you know what I'm asking?
#39 zombie_babies Mar 06, 2009 8:30:52	Do you polish those knobs, if you know what I'm asking? Be sure to give 'em a good spit shine and buff, if you catch my drift.
#40 Hocus-Smokus Mar 06, 2009 8:33:35	Be sure to give 'em a good spit shine and buff, if you catch my drift. Better to get one that doesn't spit, if you get my meaning. :D