Linguistic pet peeves on these boards

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#1

julescarv

Feb 03, 2009 19:46:50
What are yours?

Mine:

1. "Malus" instead of "penalty" -- as in, "you take a -4 malus to attack rolls with weapons with which you aren't proficient." I think that half the time, it's just because someone's brain hits a blank spot and he can't remember the word "penalty," so he thinks "what's the opposite of bonus? Malus? Sure... sounds right." I suppose that happens to the best of us. Other times, though, it strikes me as just being an attempt to be clever and entertaining or something and failing.

2. "Fluff" as a description of non-mechanical aspects. The very word suggests that it is ephemeral and unimportant. It isn't necessarily intended as such: people sometimes say things like "I don't want to play a swordsage because I dislike the fluff in the Tome of Battle, and I take fluff seriously." In spite of context, though, the word itself still suggests unimportance to me. I suppose I'd prefer "narrative aspects" or something, like "I don't like the narrative aspects of Tome of Battle." I'm not sure if that's a good substitute, but anyway, I don't like "fluff."

What about y'all? What pet peeves do you have regarding writing on these boards?
#2

pigknight

Feb 03, 2009 19:54:16
Lol nubcake lol

lrn21337 or gtfo lol nubcake

lol arena ratinz les then 2k

lol greens lol
#3

oxybe

Feb 03, 2009 20:20:12
other then "rouge" instead of "rogue" nothing much. and even then it makes me laugh to think of a large animate tube of lipstick sneak up and impale some guy.

malus, from wikipedia: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/malus#Adjective. while it is a strange word, it is sortof correct
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Originally associated with Ancient Greek μέλας, but support for this is waning. Compare Oscan mallom and mallud (“‘bad’”).

Pronunciation

* (Classical) IPA: /ˈma.lus/

Adjective

malus m. (feminine mala, neuter malum); first/second declension

1. bad, evil, wicked, injurious
2. destructive, mischievous, hurtful
3. ill looking, ugly, deformed
4. (of fate) evil, unlucky

Antonyms

(bad): bonus

#4

pigknight

Feb 03, 2009 20:20:43
OWN'D.
#5

oxybe

Feb 03, 2009 20:21:48
not really. it was the first time i heard the word and i searched it up. it does sound like a weird made up word, however
#6

pigknight

Feb 03, 2009 20:23:37
Still, you totally own'd him.
#7

toastedamphibian

Feb 03, 2009 20:56:22
Still, you totally own'd him.

Not really. Its the wrong part of speech. Substituting an adjective for a noun is far and away worse than transposing the relative position of 2 letters in a word.
#8

cottonmather

Feb 03, 2009 21:29:06
I hate it when EDP do ECP that are OACB. YCLIU.
#9

pigknight

Feb 03, 2009 21:29:56
OMG LIKE LOL.

LFG4HHOL
#10

calronmoonflower

Feb 04, 2009 2:02:27
I don't like "fail".
#11

toastedamphibian

Feb 04, 2009 2:32:48
:{

I like fail alot.
And
I, like, fail. Alot.
#12

ciaran

Feb 04, 2009 7:30:54
THERS VURY LITLE ON THES BORDS THAT RELY BOTHER ME.
#13

ganryu

Feb 04, 2009 8:12:19
When someone writes "of" instead of "have".

"I would of killed those orcs if it wasn't for..."
"I couldn't of imagined how much it..."
#14

joni-san

Feb 04, 2009 8:55:11
Using "I've" when typing out "I have" would make more sense. For example "I've a cat" just looks wrong to me.

IMAGE(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7837/gurrendanavatar80x80gi6.png)

-Joni
#15

Authw8

Feb 04, 2009 9:30:57
I don't like "fail".

FAIL :D
#16

werral

Feb 04, 2009 9:40:54
What are yours?

Mine:

1. "Malus" instead of "penalty" -- as in, "you take a -4 malus to attack rolls with weapons with which you aren't proficient." I think that half the time, it's just because someone's brain hits a blank spot and he can't remember the word "penalty," so he thinks "what's the opposite of bonus? Malus? Sure... sounds right." I suppose that happens to the best of us. Other times, though, it strikes me as just being an attempt to be clever and entertaining or something and failing.

Malus is the opposite of bonus - both are from Latin.

What about y'all? What pet peeves do you have regarding writing on these boards?

Canon - like settings have to be run as published or you're doing something wrong. Larry Elmore almost certainly never ran the Realms like the published campaign setting (from any edition) and likewise Gygax made Greyhawk up as he went along and his players explored.

Tolkien also spent time making up changing Middle Earth - it was never "cannon" to him.
#17

Authw8

Feb 04, 2009 9:59:34
Cannon - like settings have to be run as published or you're doing something wrong.

The word is spelled "canon" when you're referring to that definition.

Also, this is the only canon that counts.
#18

freedeath

Feb 04, 2009 10:57:18
Poor Spelling.

Decline of Western Civilization, and all that...

Catering to the lowest common denominator is the bane of our existence.
#19

cottonmather

Feb 04, 2009 10:58:32
I hate it when the grammar/spelling nazis complain
#20

rake

Feb 04, 2009 11:02:14
Heh. Mine would have to be the phrase 'this thread can only go one way'.
#21

minja_dup

Feb 04, 2009 12:36:57
I dislike it when people end sentences with prepositions, there really is no reason to do such a thing that I can think of.
#22

cottonmather

Feb 04, 2009 13:31:06
I dislike it when people end sentences with prepositions, there really is no reason to do such a thing that I can think of.

Yes. Definitely something I like to harp on.
#23

minja_dup

Feb 04, 2009 16:57:10
Yes. Definitely something I like to harp on.

It really makes you wonder what part of the brain these people think with.
#24

bob_loblaw

Feb 04, 2009 18:25:57
I hate "imbalance" rather than the more common "unbalance." I know they are synonyms but it just looks wrong to me.
#25

minja_dup

Feb 04, 2009 18:39:32
:{

I like fail alot.
And
I, like, fail. Alot.

:heehee

Me too.

And

Me too.

You so smart TA.
#26

joni-san

Feb 04, 2009 19:16:22
I dislike it when people end sentences with prepositions, there really is no reason to do such a thing that I can think of.

"You ended that sentence with a preposition... Bastard"

I love that scene.

IMAGE(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7837/gurrendanavatar80x80gi6.png)
-Joni
#27

minja_dup

Feb 04, 2009 20:47:54
"You ended that sentence with a preposition... Bastard"

I love that scene.

Did I? ;)

I can't imagine how my judgment could have lapsed so, and when writing this what my mind might have been focused on.
#28

dirtyfrank

Feb 04, 2009 23:22:25
I can't imagine how my judgment could have lapsed so, and when writing this what my mind might have been focused on.

Me, of course. ;)
#29

oynaz

Feb 05, 2009 7:06:11
Confusing "lose" and "loose"
#30

ciaran

Feb 05, 2009 18:15:06
I knew a guy who typed ,,, instead of ...
#31

dirtyfrank

Feb 05, 2009 18:17:58
Confusing "lose" and "loose"

Well, those that are loose do lose, but that is because they are losers.
#32

minja_dup

Feb 05, 2009 18:49:18
I really can't imagine what I can respond to that statement with.
#33

dirtyfrank

Feb 05, 2009 18:50:19
Any response will do.
#34

minja_dup

Feb 05, 2009 19:07:47
Sometimes loosers are the winners, and those that lose do in fact lose.
#35

dirtyfrank

Feb 05, 2009 19:12:24
Do you mean "loosers" as in those that are loose or "loosers" as in you misspelled losers?
#36

minja_dup

Feb 05, 2009 19:52:43
I made no spelling errors.
#37

dirtyfrank

Feb 05, 2009 20:00:03
Are you saying you are loose, because it almost seems like your defending the loose? :P
#38

minja_dup

Feb 05, 2009 20:01:44
I am defending people who make lifestyle choices. There is nothing wrong with that.
#39

dirtyfrank

Feb 05, 2009 20:02:59
It's cool. I'm fine with you defending your lifestyle choice. :P
#40

toastedamphibian

Feb 06, 2009 9:13:08
I knew a guy who typed ,,, instead of ...

eew ,,,