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#1 zombie_babies Mar 01, 2011 13:41:02	Do it.  The man is a genius.  Like, totally an' stuff.
#2 Jharii Mar 01, 2011 13:48:58	LOL.  I love it. "Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way." This may be the best phrase uttered ever.
#3 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 13:51:12	I don't know about that. This one seems a bit better... "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
#4 modern_iconoclast Mar 01, 2011 13:51:45	Love it. The man has so much creativity in his nuclear-powered rants.
#5 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 13:53:31	Then there are times when it's like WTF??? "Here's your first pee test. The next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."
#6 Jharii Mar 01, 2011 13:54:48	ROFLMAO. "Most of the time, and this includes naps, I am an F-18." In time, his legend may surpass Chuck Norris.  Fortunately for Chuck, he has already conquered all time and space, so he will just wait for Charlie to catch up and kick his arse.  Hmmmm.  Chuck...  Charlie...  Surely that is not a coincidence.
#7 zombie_babies Mar 01, 2011 13:55:44	I like: "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." and: "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a ****." myself.
#8 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 13:56:22	This explains it all... "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
#9 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 14:12:10	One word... LOSER.
#10 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 14:22:35	One word... LOSER. Charlie Sheen wanted to respond to you... "I am special, and I will never be one of you." also... "WINNING."
#11 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 15:15:55	How is he not ashamed of himself? *shrug* I never liked him much anyway... we are all better off without him...
#12 zombie_babies Mar 01, 2011 15:19:07	No!  The world needs people like this!  How many people have you ever heard say things this wonerfully entertaining?  He's literally killing himself to provide us with nigh infinite amounts of quotable material.  And we should be thankful he's willing to do it.  Or unable to stop.  Whatever.  Not since 'I will eat your children/I will **** you 'til you love me' have we heard anything even approaching this level.  Ignore it if you wish, but I most certainly shall not.  Life is far too short to just let this stuff go by.
#13 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 15:24:40	No!  The world needs people like this!  How many people have you ever heard say things this wonerfully entertaining?  He's literally killing himself to provide us with nigh infinite amounts of quotable material.  And we should be thankful he's willing to do it.  Or unable to stop.  Whatever.  Not since 'I will eat your children/I will **** you 'til you love me' have we heard anything even approaching this level.  Ignore it if you wish, but I most certainly shall not.  Life is far too short to just let this stuff go by.
#14 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 15:24:52	No!  The world needs people like this!  How many people have you ever heard say things this wonerfully entertaining?  He's literally killing himself to provide us with nigh infinite amounts of quotable material.  And we should be thankful he's willing to do it.  Or unable to stop.  Whatever.  Not since 'I will eat your children/I will **** you 'til you love me' have we heard anything even approaching this level.  Ignore it if you wish, but I most certainly shall not.  Life is far too short to just let this stuff go by. Exactly. This guy is pure gold. If all other Hollywood types were this entertainng, it would be great.
#15 zombie_babies Mar 01, 2011 15:26:18	Yup.  You wanna be entertainin', Mr Hollywood man?  Be like Sheen.
#16 Jharii Mar 01, 2011 15:27:25	Man, if only we could get him to hang out with Mel Gibson...
#17 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 15:40:07	Charlie stop! You are embarassing those who like your life style. Hullo goldo. What got you a ticket on the banned wagon this time?
#18 modern_iconoclast Mar 01, 2011 16:33:48	Man, if only we could get him to hang out with Mel Gibson... My thoughts exactly. The whole setup/movie/whatever would all be quotable material. Get them to b**ch about the same thing for while, see how it escalates to ridiculous levels and then make them confront one another on a random subject. I'd buy that.
#19 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 16:37:03	You know Southpark will be using Charlie in a future episode.
#20 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 16:43:44	You know Southpark will be using Charlie in a future episode. I can't wait! I love South Park!!
#21 modern_iconoclast Mar 01, 2011 16:47:26	It's a shame the season starts only in April. Otherwise I bet we would have had that episode this very week or next week.
#22 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 16:49:43	I know... I can't wait either. However, as mentioned, the season starts in April. It just means that we have more time in which to see what Charlie does next. By the time the season starts that episode is going to be completely insane.
#23 Idolis Mar 01, 2011 19:39:55	How about Kieth Richards for Surgeon General?
#24 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 20:25:00	Who would be the secretary of defense?
#25 Idolis Mar 01, 2011 20:42:33	Who would be the secretary of defense? Naomi Campbell comes to mind, but she'd probably refit the military with cellphones instead of guns but at least she's violent. Another option would be shoe throwing guy but we run into the same problem.
#26 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 20:51:49	Who would be the secretary of defense? If we need a druggy that can fight , I suggest Jean-Claude Van Damme. He has cleaned up in the last couple of years. He is even making good movie choices as can be seen by his refusal to be in The Expendables. You need to do better.
#27 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 21:10:35	Who would be the secretary of defense? If we need a druggy that can fight , I suggest Jean-Claude Van Damme. He has cleaned up in the last couple of years. He is even making good movie choices as can be seen by his refusal to be in The Expendables. You need to do better. Why just me? Pull your weight, you lazy socialist! 1. Because I said so. 2. No. 2.5 - So?
#28 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 21:13:16	Whose line is it anyway? Gadhafi vs Sheen. I got 6/10. 7/10
#29 Idolis Mar 01, 2011 21:14:54	Whose line is it anyway? Gadhafi vs Sheen. I got 6/10. 7/10
#30 jesse.two.coins Mar 02, 2011 6:35:55	"I'm just going to sail across the winds of the universe with my goddesses."
#31 jesse.two.coins Mar 02, 2011 6:42:28	"Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."
#32 jesse.two.coins Mar 02, 2011 6:48:03	"Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre."
#33 boraxe Mar 02, 2011 9:16:52	Damn that won't work, Mel is not native born... Mel Gibson was born in New York state.
#34 zombie_babies Mar 03, 2011 10:19:11	I got 6/10.  Good quiz.  Anyone else think Sheen should be 'mic'd up' for, I dunno, the rest of his (likely quite short) life?  That'd be epic.
#35 homicidal_squirrel Mar 03, 2011 10:49:11	Short life? I think not. "Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
#36 zombie_babies Mar 03, 2011 11:50:21	True dat.  And 'winning'.
#37 boraxe Mar 03, 2011 14:09:14	Damn that won't work, Mel is not native born... Mel Gibson was born in New York state. I thought he was from Austria... I mean Australia. Nope. Moved to Aus when he was a kid.
#42 Jharii Mar 01, 2011 13:48:58	LOL.  I love it. "Sorry my life is so much more bitchin' than yours. I planned it that way." This may be the best phrase uttered ever.
#43 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 13:51:12	I don't know about that. This one seems a bit better... "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
#44 modern_iconoclast Mar 01, 2011 13:51:45	Love it. The man has so much creativity in his nuclear-powered rants.
#45 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 13:53:31	Then there are times when it's like WTF??? "Here's your first pee test. The next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."
#46 Jharii Mar 01, 2011 13:54:48	ROFLMAO. "Most of the time, and this includes naps, I am an F-18." In time, his legend may surpass Chuck Norris.  Fortunately for Chuck, he has already conquered all time and space, so he will just wait for Charlie to catch up and kick his arse.  Hmmmm.  Chuck...  Charlie...  Surely that is not a coincidence.
#47 zombie_babies Mar 01, 2011 13:55:44	I like: "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." and: "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a ****." myself.
#48 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 13:56:22	This explains it all... "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
#49 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 14:12:10	One word... LOSER.
#50 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 14:22:35	One word... LOSER. Charlie Sheen wanted to respond to you... "I am special, and I will never be one of you." also... "WINNING."
#51 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 15:15:55	How is he not ashamed of himself? *shrug* I never liked him much anyway... we are all better off without him...
#52 zombie_babies Mar 01, 2011 15:19:07	No!  The world needs people like this!  How many people have you ever heard say things this wonerfully entertaining?  He's literally killing himself to provide us with nigh infinite amounts of quotable material.  And we should be thankful he's willing to do it.  Or unable to stop.  Whatever.  Not since 'I will eat your children/I will **** you 'til you love me' have we heard anything even approaching this level.  Ignore it if you wish, but I most certainly shall not.  Life is far too short to just let this stuff go by.
#53 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 15:24:40	No!  The world needs people like this!  How many people have you ever heard say things this wonerfully entertaining?  He's literally killing himself to provide us with nigh infinite amounts of quotable material.  And we should be thankful he's willing to do it.  Or unable to stop.  Whatever.  Not since 'I will eat your children/I will **** you 'til you love me' have we heard anything even approaching this level.  Ignore it if you wish, but I most certainly shall not.  Life is far too short to just let this stuff go by.
#54 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 15:24:52	No!  The world needs people like this!  How many people have you ever heard say things this wonerfully entertaining?  He's literally killing himself to provide us with nigh infinite amounts of quotable material.  And we should be thankful he's willing to do it.  Or unable to stop.  Whatever.  Not since 'I will eat your children/I will **** you 'til you love me' have we heard anything even approaching this level.  Ignore it if you wish, but I most certainly shall not.  Life is far too short to just let this stuff go by. Exactly. This guy is pure gold. If all other Hollywood types were this entertainng, it would be great.
#55 zombie_babies Mar 01, 2011 15:26:18	Yup.  You wanna be entertainin', Mr Hollywood man?  Be like Sheen.
#56 Jharii Mar 01, 2011 15:27:25	Man, if only we could get him to hang out with Mel Gibson...
#57 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 15:40:07	Charlie stop! You are embarassing those who like your life style. Hullo goldo. What got you a ticket on the banned wagon this time?
#58 modern_iconoclast Mar 01, 2011 16:33:48	Man, if only we could get him to hang out with Mel Gibson... My thoughts exactly. The whole setup/movie/whatever would all be quotable material. Get them to b**ch about the same thing for while, see how it escalates to ridiculous levels and then make them confront one another on a random subject. I'd buy that.
#59 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 16:37:03	You know Southpark will be using Charlie in a future episode.
#60 Robin_Hoodlum Mar 01, 2011 16:43:44	You know Southpark will be using Charlie in a future episode. I can't wait! I love South Park!!
#61 modern_iconoclast Mar 01, 2011 16:47:26	It's a shame the season starts only in April. Otherwise I bet we would have had that episode this very week or next week.
#62 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 16:49:43	I know... I can't wait either. However, as mentioned, the season starts in April. It just means that we have more time in which to see what Charlie does next. By the time the season starts that episode is going to be completely insane.
#63 Idolis Mar 01, 2011 19:39:55	How about Kieth Richards for Surgeon General?
#64 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 20:25:00	Who would be the secretary of defense?
#65 Idolis Mar 01, 2011 20:42:33	Who would be the secretary of defense? Naomi Campbell comes to mind, but she'd probably refit the military with cellphones instead of guns but at least she's violent. Another option would be shoe throwing guy but we run into the same problem.
#66 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 20:51:49	Who would be the secretary of defense? If we need a druggy that can fight , I suggest Jean-Claude Van Damme. He has cleaned up in the last couple of years. He is even making good movie choices as can be seen by his refusal to be in The Expendables. You need to do better.
#67 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 21:10:35	Who would be the secretary of defense? If we need a druggy that can fight , I suggest Jean-Claude Van Damme. He has cleaned up in the last couple of years. He is even making good movie choices as can be seen by his refusal to be in The Expendables. You need to do better. Why just me? Pull your weight, you lazy socialist! 1. Because I said so. 2. No. 2.5 - So?
#68 homicidal_squirrel Mar 01, 2011 21:13:16	Whose line is it anyway? Gadhafi vs Sheen. I got 6/10. 7/10
#69 Idolis Mar 01, 2011 21:14:54	Whose line is it anyway? Gadhafi vs Sheen. I got 6/10. 7/10
#70 jesse.two.coins Mar 02, 2011 6:35:55	"I'm just going to sail across the winds of the universe with my goddesses."
#71 jesse.two.coins Mar 02, 2011 6:42:28	"Imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists."
#72 jesse.two.coins Mar 02, 2011 6:48:03	"Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre."
#73 boraxe Mar 02, 2011 9:16:52	Damn that won't work, Mel is not native born... Mel Gibson was born in New York state.
#74 zombie_babies Mar 03, 2011 10:19:11	I got 6/10.  Good quiz.  Anyone else think Sheen should be 'mic'd up' for, I dunno, the rest of his (likely quite short) life?  That'd be epic.
#75 homicidal_squirrel Mar 03, 2011 10:49:11	Short life? I think not. "Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
#76 zombie_babies Mar 03, 2011 11:50:21	True dat.  And 'winning'.
#77 boraxe Mar 03, 2011 14:09:14	Damn that won't work, Mel is not native born... Mel Gibson was born in New York state. I thought he was from Austria... I mean Australia. Nope. Moved to Aus when he was a kid.