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Rich Baker was born in the heart of a dying star. His influence has changed the lives of trillions (quadruple [to the third power]), and he has seventeen kids. You may have seen them on the new hit show, American Gladiator. Some say the fact that they are older than him causes a slight impossiblity, but the impossible never stopped Rich Baker. Legend has it that he spit into a hole, creating the paradise known as Hume Lake. But that is, put simply, not true. According to his website, he shed a tear that spawned all the lakes of the Earth. This, obviously, includes Hume Lake, but that is not how Hume Lake was formed either. He dug Hume Lake out with a white plastic spoon. The most miraculous part is that the spoon is still just as clean as when he first had it when he was born. Many of his unique traits include pooping hammers, singing to the deaf, speaking braille, and playing the violin with his thighs. Also, he doesn't have a reflection because there is only one Rich Baker. No matter what. He met Robin Williams in the battle of Hoth. Many credit Luke Skywalker for winning the battle. That was in fact the spirit of Rich Baker working through him as he sat sipping a coke with the yetis. He inspired the word awesome.

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#1 baronvertigo Sep 05, 2008 6:47:19	Rich Baker was born in the heart of a dying star. His influence has changed the lives of trillions (quadruple [to the third power]), and he has seventeen kids. You may have seen them on the new hit show, American Gladiator. Some say the fact that they are older than him causes a slight impossiblity, but the impossible never stopped Rich Baker. Legend has it that he spit into a hole, creating the paradise known as Hume Lake. But that is, put simply, not true. According to his website, he shed a tear that spawned all the lakes of the Earth. This, obviously, includes Hume Lake, but that is not how Hume Lake was formed either. He dug Hume Lake out with a white plastic spoon. The most miraculous part is that the spoon is still just as clean as when he first had it when he was born. Many of his unique traits include pooping hammers, singing to the deaf, speaking braille, and playing the violin with his thighs. Also, he doesn't have a reflection because there is only one Rich Baker. No matter what. He met Robin Williams in the battle of Hoth. Many credit Luke Skywalker for winning the battle. That was in fact the spirit of Rich Baker working through him as he sat sipping a coke with the yetis. He inspired the word awesome.
#2 lord_karsus Sep 05, 2008 22:51:05	-Right. If you search "Richard Baker', you'll find a list of names, one including (Game Designer).
#3 draconsnighthawk Sep 05, 2008 23:07:00	Which is this one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Baker_(game_designer) If your going to troll, at least vandalize the right one.
#4 baronvertigo Sep 08, 2008 3:02:39	Which is this one. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Baker_(game_designer) If your going to troll, at least vandalize the right one. I figured it'd be funny since that's what you get when you search for "Rich Baker." Trolling is what someone does when they want to invoke negative reactions on purpose. I was attempting to get a laugh. You might want to work on that. It's "you're," by the way.
#5 maulorn Sep 08, 2008 10:24:33	It was funny... I had other people that were over too and they have no clue who Rich Baker is...and they laughed at it as well.