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#1 dmichelled Apr 28, 2009 21:27:34	*ducks flames* hi everyone. i wasnt sure if this was the right place for introductions, so i figured, why not at the off topic forum. my name is michelle (duh), ive been playing for 8 years now and am currently running my own desert campaign. all the other forums i belong to i see to be the only one who plays the game so here i am....and i feel at home. thanks for having me everyone.
#2 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 21:30:37	Hey! Howdy!
#3 Dark_Stryke Apr 28, 2009 21:33:43	Welcome, Michelle! The Off Topic Tavern is a rather strange place on the forums. We talk about anything and everything here, and very little about D&D. If you're interested in Play by Post I suggest you check out our Edition War, a satire on the fights between 4E and 3E fans (currently on hiatus). If you need any help, feel free to post here (or you can PM me if you like). Once again, welcome and enjoy your stay.
#4 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 21:35:13	Hello Mrs. Duh. Peace of advice. Don't ever, under any circumstances, trust a word I say. You should probably just avoid reading my posts unless you want you be corrupted or some such.
#5 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 21:35:20	There's also an actual play by post forum. Also I'm the resident furry! :D
#6 Idolis Apr 28, 2009 21:37:48	Well met, Fair Maiden or is that Iron Maiden or is it Maiden of Honor. Oh forget it, welcome to the OTT.
#7 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 21:37:54	Don't ever ever EVER EVER ask pigknight what he did with a little piglet. ;)
#8 tequila_sunrise Apr 28, 2009 21:39:04	Hi Michelle! Here are some other great forums to visit for gaming talk and inspiration: Giant in the Playground (Also home of the ever-popular Order of the Stick comic.) Paizo (Also a great place to buy gaming stuff.) EN World RPG Net
#9 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 21:39:33	Just 'cause I'm the furry doesn't make me a sick bastard! ...
#10 Dark_Stryke Apr 28, 2009 21:41:40	Since when are you a furry, Pigknight? Wait. Don't answer that. I just realized I don't want to know. Oh, btw Michelle, don't expect any thread you make in this forum to last beyond page 1 without being horribly, hilariously (debatably) derailed.
#11 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 21:43:00	NEW TOPIC: How long I've been a furry. Since girls gave me a funny feeling. :P
#12 dmichelled Apr 28, 2009 21:47:23	dirtyfrank is my new best friend. trust me, i come from the bowels of the colbertnation....youre gonna have to try extra hard to corrupt me. ive seen meatspin.com *shudders* i ususally come on the intartubes while im at work. i work a 3-11 shift most times and while i would love to come play by post, i dont think ill have time tonight. ill just peruse the off topic until i get some more time in.
#13 dmichelled Apr 28, 2009 21:48:42	haha....i think im gonna like it here
#14 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 21:49:10	NEW TOPIC: How long I've been a furry. Since girls gave me a funny feeling. :P Really? Huh. Well, there goes that theory. As a side note, when all the furries I know talk about their sex parties at conventions, they seem to have something like a 10-to-1 male-to-female ratio. If it's girls that give you a funny feeling, you might want to find a different fetish. ... but that's enough about sexual deviants. Wait, who does that leave to talk about?
#15 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 21:49:13	Which reminds me: Dark Stryke, start RPing with Arms...nao!
#16 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 21:50:14	dirtyfrank is my new best friend. Really? You sure you don't know anybody better? Sure I'm all smexy and all but there are better stud bulls in the sea. Can bulls swim? Can cows swim? Why would cows be living in the sea? My brain is on the fritz again.
#17 dmichelled Apr 28, 2009 21:52:48	someone say smegma?
#18 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 21:55:27	Me no like big words. They make the head esplode. Although talk about the phallus might get a rise out of EscherEnigma. ;)
#19 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 21:56:32	Smegma? Is that a reference I should know?
#20 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 21:58:20	Google it. I dare you.
#21 Dark_Stryke Apr 28, 2009 22:03:38	Really? Huh. Well, there goes that theory. As a side note, when all the furries I know talk about their sex parties at conventions, they seem to have something like a 10-to-1 male-to-female ratio. If it's girls that give you a funny feeling, you might want to find a different fetish. ... but that's enough about sexual deviants. Wait, who does that leave to talk about? What theory? Do I want to know? As for furries... Yeah, every single one of the ones I know is a gay male. Though, I think one of them might know a female furry. Maybe. I try not to pay attention when people talk about their kinks. Which reminds me; WHY IS THE FURRY FANDOM SO VOCAL ABOUT THEIR FETISH?! It gets to the point where they might as well end all their sentences with "and by the way, I am a furry". /end rant
#22 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 22:03:40	Just 'cause I'm the furry doesn't make me a sick bastard! Nope, your parents not being wed when you were born is what makes you a bastard. :P
#23 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 22:04:41	Oh. You know, it occurs to me that we should tone down the sex talk before the new person is hooked. Only after they've already decided they like us should we whip out1 the weird kinky sex stuff pig likes to talk about. Jah? Anyway, I suppose I should introduce myself to the new person, on accuont of this being their thread and all. Re: DmichelleD Hello, I'm EscherEnigma, resident over-educated ivory tower elitist prick. See, it even says so in my sig! Anyway, this crowd tends to be fairly unrestrained in what we say, but we (as a group) are rarely malicious about it. So if someone says something offensive and/or stupid, feel free to call them on it. --- 1Poor word choice, I know.
#24 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 22:07:39	You know, it occurs to me that we should tone down the sex talk before the new person is hooked. Only after they've already decided they like us should we whip out1 the weird kinky sex stuff pig likes to talk about. Jah? It's is completely my doing. It wouldn't have happened so quickly if I didn't make the mention of pigknight. If only had I kept me trap shut it would have happened on page 2 or 3.
#25 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 22:21:27	Me is dirtyfrank. I is a poster here. I R big smarts. I do big math. I also kill dragons in my free time but that's besides the point. I am the person that will eventually creep out all the regulars....except for Zombie_Babies. I don't thing I've creeped him out. I don't think I can creep him out cuz he's cool. Anyways, in my free time I go to college with hopes to someday become a physicist. I think they wear white lab coats or something. It makes them look important so that's what I want. Why did everything slow down again?
#26 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 22:23:26	I think we scared DMichelleD off. Well, I suppose thats a feather in your cap, now isn't it?
#27 Idolis Apr 28, 2009 22:23:38	I gotz no cloo.
#28 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 22:25:44	I think we scared DMichelleD off. Well, I suppose thats a feather in your cap, now isn't it? I don't wear caps. It wouldn't be the first time I've scared people off but usually it's guys I scare off. I guess I also have the power to scare off women too.
#29 Idolis Apr 28, 2009 22:28:53	Dude, I think someone got reported. Webster's here.
#30 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 22:30:34	It's possible. Although if there was a report then it would likely be an ORC and not webster. Plus webster does sometimes come buy for fun.
#31 Dark_Stryke Apr 28, 2009 22:30:50	Dude, I think someone got reported. Webster's here. RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!
#32 EscherEnigma Apr 28, 2009 22:32:48	Ok, if we're going to run for it, we need to do this in proper fashion. Someone needs to start screaming as they run through the woods in the dark, one person needs to run through an office or school, trying to find a place to hide but finding every door locked, and another person is fleeing in a car, running red lights and nearly getting run over by semis. I, of course, will sit in a hot tub with my shotgun. Ye won't catch me running.
#33 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 23:11:20	.....and someone thought webster was going to delete posts and lock threads. :P
#34 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 23:12:56	If I'm not here tomorrow, blame Webster!
#35 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 23:15:52	Why?
#36 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 23:16:57	We all know the crap I post!
#37 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 23:20:36	Well yeah, it stinks.
#38 Macarius Apr 28, 2009 23:44:41
#39 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 23:45:27	Who's Macarius?
#40 dirtyfrank Apr 28, 2009 23:48:47	I have no clue. I think he/she posts in Word Association.
#41 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 23:49:38	That's coo' it's coo'.
#42 Macarius Apr 28, 2009 23:49:45	not sure really. It depends on how awake I am.
#43 pigknight Apr 28, 2009 23:50:30	Stop by what do you want to talk about?
#44 baneofelves Apr 29, 2009 1:45:54	haha....i think im gonna like it here No, you won't. The BANE OF ELVES has returned!! (the weather was interfering with my internet service) As you can see in my sig, I am the Resident Jackass. I kind of live here: all the regulars know me. Most don't like me. :D But I don't care. I could also be called the resident psycho. I think I'll go edit my sig now. That fits me better. Anyways, if you like elves, I'm gonna kick you in teh krotch!!11!!1one!!
#45 Cpt_Micha Apr 29, 2009 7:58:13	Welcome to the forum. I'm just me. Most of the time, I intentionally over exaggerate a point to drive it home, or to put a sarcastic spin on a situation. most posters around here know me well enough to tell when I'm joking around I think though.
#46 ellorin Apr 29, 2009 8:25:18	Welcome aboard(bows)! Oh, a friendly warning:if it doesn't get derailed at least twice, it's not an off-topic thread. That's their best part after all.
#47 boj0 Apr 29, 2009 8:41:15	Don't be fooled by his charming demeanor!! Jeff Gordan (aka Cpt_Micha) is a drinker, and a fiend... Oh hey! I'm boj0, the resident game designer/random dude who says stuff and jumps into awesome topics halfway through and derails them
#48 Cpt_Micha Apr 29, 2009 8:44:00	Don't be fooled by his charming demeanor!! Jeff Gordan (aka Cpt_Micha) is a drinker, and a fiend... Oh hey! I'm boj0, the resident game designer/random dude who says stuff and jumps into awesome topics halfway through and derails them I am not Jeff Gordan! Seriously! I'll never live that down.
#49 TheMonk Apr 29, 2009 8:44:33	Hey there! You'll feel at home here, lots of nice people This is a very busy forum so you have lots to talk about. And of course, welcome to the forums
#50 zombie_babies Apr 29, 2009 8:56:38	You guys sicken me. There were several attempts to derail this thing and some people keep bringin' it back on topic. There ain't no room for that kind of talk here, peeps. You should all be ashamed - even the ones that didn't try an' re-rail this puppy (that sound hawt to anyone else? :shifty. You suck. EDIT: Almost forgot: hell newbie porn linky.
#51 dirtyfrank Apr 29, 2009 9:03:50	note: Assume that everything that baneofelves types is in caps lock. If it isn't capitalized then assume that his caps lock is not working.
#52 Dark_Stryke Apr 29, 2009 10:31:58	Everyone is a resident something. Can I be a resident something? What should it be? *inb4 "you should be 'resident something' lolololol"
#53 EscherEnigma Apr 29, 2009 10:54:30	Resident resident? and Bojo! I would challenge you to a duel for being Resident.CodeMonkey, but I like my title too much to give it up, even when I inevitably win. You may keep it... for now.
#54 baneofelves Apr 29, 2009 15:23:30	note: Assume that everything that baneofelves types is in caps lock. If it isn't capitalized then assume that his caps lock is not working. HE'S RIGHT. SOMETIMES, THE ****ING CAPS LOCK STOPS WORKING. JUST ASSUME THAT EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS.
#55 KillerGM Apr 29, 2009 15:28:38	You guys sicken me. There were several attempts to derail this thing and some people keep bringin' it back on topic. There ain't no room for that kind of talk here, peeps. You should all be ashamed - even the ones that didn't try an' re-rail this puppy (that sound hawt to anyone else? :shifty. You suck. EDIT: Almost forgot: hell newbie porn linky. Aw, the link doesn't work. *waves at n00b* Someone mentioned the Play-by-Post Haven? Check it out! :D
#56 dirtyfrank Apr 29, 2009 15:35:46	Resident resident? and Bojo! I would challenge you to a duel for being Resident.CodeMonkey, but I like my title too much to give it up, even when I inevitably win. You may keep it... for now. Or you can show him your elitist side with your code skills and stuff.
#57 zombie_babies Apr 29, 2009 15:38:26	Aw, the link doesn't work. It don't? Hmm. Try this one: hell puppy re-rail porn linky. Someone mentioned the Play-by-Post Haven? Check it out! :D Shameless. :P
#58 boj0 Apr 30, 2009 8:05:45	Try me, I'm a code monkey in the game design sense, not just a pure programmer; I am proficient with: Photoshop, Unreal, 3ds Max, C#, and I get a +3 bonus to class systems due to all my RPG experience. Wait about a half a year, then I finish Torque, Java, and Flash. Yeah, I actually go to school for game design :D
#59 Cpt_Micha Apr 30, 2009 8:49:18	I guess I'm the resident race car driver?
#60 boj0 Apr 30, 2009 8:50:56	I was actually just thinking "resident paladin" due to your boyish good looks and preference for the class
#61 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 8:52:18	I guess I'm the resident race car driver? Yes! Resident Jeff Gordon! I like it ...
#62 Cpt_Micha Apr 30, 2009 8:58:28	Very well. it is done. :D
#63 zombie_babies Apr 30, 2009 9:22:38	Fantastic. :D
#64 ellorin Apr 30, 2009 10:16:07
#65 dmichelled Apr 30, 2009 22:07:48	wow! i was expecting to get flamed somewhere in there..... no, you didnt scare me off....like i said, i usually come to forums while im working so there are times when i wont be here. sad, true, but maybe for the best. ive also been putting way too much time into my campaign. i need to take a break from D&D by talking about D&D. i checked out a few other forums here, very informative folks. is there a 4e hate thread anywhere? lol
#66 dirtyfrank Apr 30, 2009 22:12:18	ive also been putting way too much time into my campaign. I've been putting way too little time into my campaign. I should probably be working on it now but I'm busy wasting my time so I'm not sure if my schedule will open up enough for me to focus on my campaign. is there a 4e hate thread anywhere? lol We can make this a 4e hate thread if ya want. ;)
#67 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 30, 2009 22:12:40	Try 4E general *shudder*. Don't forget fire and/or acid.
#68 dmichelled Apr 30, 2009 22:18:33	Try 4E general *shudder*. Don't forget fire and/or acid. should i take improved sunder before i go too?
#69 EscherEnigma Apr 30, 2009 22:19:25	Maybe. But you'll want energy resistance for sure.
#70 dirtyfrank Apr 30, 2009 22:23:22	Um, if you go to 4e general then it is probably best to just lurk. Every time I've posted there someone has always tried to seriously bait me for seemingly no reason what so ever.
#71 ellorin May 01, 2009 2:42:48	These are wise words gentlemen. In general, 4e general should be approached in a fireproof suit and with some nerve pills on hand.
#72 Cpt_Micha May 01, 2009 6:29:03	I prefer carrying the shotgun in 4e general.
#73 dirtyfrank May 08, 2009 1:22:51	I just prefer not going there.