looking for a game/gamers/dm UK

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#1

thesmeee

Mar 15, 2012 15:00:11		hello all
First off sorry if this the wrong section, please feel free to move/delete

Looking to join a game or find some players/dm to get one started. theres 2 of us looking to get started, both new to DnD. Looking in the Monmouth, Hereford, Abergavenny, Newport, Chepstow and forest of dean areas
Any interest pm or post

Thanks
Paul 
#2

thesmeee

Mar 16, 2012 4:17:01
Hello there! You know I have lots of DnD books at home! I also have kittens and candy. Come in my car I'll show you.

being 27 a bottle jack and some smokes would probably be more enticing
#3

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 6:52:01 		A bottle of jack? Why do you hate yourself so much?
#4

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 8:35:42 		Now, now HS.  Not everyone is properly educated in the fine art of sophisitcatered drinkinatin'.  Though if this guy is from the UK, he's too damned close to Scotland to have an excuse.
#5

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 8:38:23 		True on both counts. I think he needs a proper beating education. 
#6

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 8:47:00 		I think he should go to a Scottish distillery and ask for Jack Daniels.  Then he needs to report back to us what happened. 
#7

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 9:03:31 		Agreed.
Thesmeee, go ask for some good Jack Daniels. Make sure you reffer to it as Jack Daniels scotch. The Scottish distillers love it when you get the terminology correct.  
#8

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 14:19:24 		Yes.  And also be sure to speak of its superiority to anything you've tried from the UK.  Honesty is the best policy.
#9

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 14:26:30 		He should ask what fruity girl drinks he can mix JD with as well. I'm sure they'll have wonderful suggestions.
#10

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 14:30:32 		Yeah.  And be sure to ask for a li'l pink parasol, too.  Show 'em how to drink like a real man!
#11

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 16, 2012 14:41:42 		Yes, and he should also ask them which of the hags girls from Sex and The City they are most like. It sounds like such a wonderful trip. Now I wish I could go.
#12

zombie_babies

Mar 16, 2012 15:32:31 		Yup.  It would certainly be fun.  Oh!  And he should ask where they keep the Blarney Stone, too!
#13

Mr_Miscellany

Mar 18, 2012 13:44:47 		Hello thesmee: try your request HERE (RPG Gamer Classifieds section of the forums).