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#1 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:52:35	I called him out! Now, it's time for the showdown to begin!
#2 baneofelves Feb 17, 2009 18:54:33	You lose automatically. You took too long in figuring out that I'm the Bane of my own credibility (and possibly my own existence) for your terrible perceptive skills, I sneak up on you and ninja kill you. And I'm not sneaky. BUT I can do that, since you have -20 to perception
#3 Lord_Ventnor Feb 17, 2009 18:57:10	But can I really trust that data? After all, your a bane to your own credibility. For all I know, that -20 perception could be +20.
#4 dirtyfrank Feb 17, 2009 18:59:20	Lord_Ventnor has this one in the bag.
#5 toastedamphibian Feb 18, 2009 15:23:42	Go for the eyes Ven, GO FOR THE EYES!!!
#6 Dark_Stryke Feb 18, 2009 20:30:02	Go for the eyes Ven, GO FOR THE EYES!!! This is why the TA vs. Bane fight would be over hilariously quick. Nobody goes for the eyes quite like TA.
#7 pigknight Feb 18, 2009 20:32:28	GO FOR THE KNEES!
#8 dirtyfrank Feb 18, 2009 22:57:05	GO FOR THE KNEES! Is that where his eyes are?
#9 Dark_Stryke Feb 18, 2009 23:32:01	Is that where his eyes are? Well, TA is so small, and he gets Bane's eyes so frequently, this is really the only explanation. You heard it here first, folks. Bane's eyes are located in his kneecaps.
#10 Lord_Ventnor Feb 19, 2009 11:01:05	Well, TA is so small, and he gets Bane's eyes so frequently, this is really the only explanation. You heard it here first, folks. Bane's eyes are located in his kneecaps. That explains so much...
#11 baneofelves Feb 19, 2009 22:36:06	Actually, he sticks his claws in my knee, which hurts, makes me bend over, and he can reach my eyes. Wait...why am I giving away my only weakness? DAMN! See? I am the Bane of My Own Existence.
#12 dirtyfrank Feb 19, 2009 22:37:55	Frogs/Amphibians have claws?
#13 baneofelves Feb 19, 2009 22:40:49	I'm pretty sure he's undead, and if it's undead, it has claws or nails that hurt me like hell. YES. He is undead, and therefore he has it. Don't bother me with the facts, I have already made up my mind. TA has claws. And Rabies.
#14 toastedamphibian Feb 19, 2009 23:23:49	I do have claws. And a bite attack. the bite does 1d2+1. The claws do 1. [It's really the wisdom drain you have to look out for though.]
#15 dirtyfrank Feb 19, 2009 23:25:02	So baneofelves has few hit points?
#16 baneofelves Feb 19, 2009 23:29:56	no. I just don't like pain, and I would reach down to rip his claws out of me and then strangle him. but he is clever, and waits for me! And then I have to regrow an eye. NO! TA, STAY AWAY! Stay away! AHH! MY KNEE! OH GOD, HE"S TRYING TO KILL ME! GAHH! MY EYE! OWW! MY EYE!! (Hey TA, how did this long standing joke between us even start? I think it was back when I hung outin Astrids, but I'm not sure.)
#17 toastedamphibian Feb 19, 2009 23:43:48	You skewered me on the end of a colosal sized flameing sword. Bane: The Bane of Elves lets out a terrifying roar that goes through all planes of existence. All forms of creatures answer the call, Sky Pirates (playing Alestorm's song Wenches and mead) Dragons of every size and color, demons from all layers of the abyss, devils from the nine hells, an army of Spartans led by spartan 117, and a legion of Covenant Elites. The Bane Of Elves effortlessly keeps them bound to his will, preventing any infighting. He spreads his massive wings, and takes flight, preparing to assault Krynn to destroy the Qualinesti and Silvanesti Elves. Part of his troops break off and slay all forum trolls, as he sees the wisdom behind Minja's words. TA: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I will not be so easily slain! Bane: Just as his troops finish off the elves (except the Valenar) the Bane Of Elves receives a trasmission from his soldiers, who are being beaten down by Toasted Amphibian. The Bane of Elves returns, and stabs his sword through the forum troll. He then speaks a word of magic, causing the sword to be covered in flames. Laughing, you hear a vioce in your head. "Now you truly are a Toasted Amphibian" TA: (Begins Eyeball Extraction of Bane of Elves, no worries, he can do it from where he is....) Bane: The Bane of Elves ceases his efforts with Toasted Amphibian, and regenerates his eye. "I grow tired of dealing with these elves." His legions rush after the scum and begin looting and killing. TA: ..... your eyes regenerate? Renewable food source! (Actually, I'm fairly sure the original occurence was some time before that. That one was near the begining though. It was followed shortly by this: ) You must not dodge. The tongue is the mind-killer. The tongue is the little-death that brings total obliteration. You will face my tongue. You will permit it to pass over you and through you. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the tongue has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. I can do it from here. (And preceeded by my repeated licking of the RUMPLESTIX after he refused to let me rub him.)
#18 baneofelves Feb 19, 2009 23:47:10	oh yeah. now i remember.
#19 warweaver Feb 20, 2009 16:27:33	I think TA uses homebrew Called Shot rules for it; inevitably broken in D&D. Cheater. All the D&D stuff that affects eyes I can think of destroys them (Runes of Eyeball Implosion anyone?) Although...maybe he got a Beholder Graft from one of those anti-beholder things in Forgotten Realms - Gougers, that's it. They have big spikey tongues that, well, do exactly what their name says. Maybe TA's is just shaped like a melon scoop.