love poetry????

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 15:49:11
someone on Myspace just sent me two love poems before asking to be my friend. I am very confused.
#2

dirtyfrank

Mar 11, 2009 15:52:55
someone on Myspace just sent me two love poems before asking to be my friend. I am very confused.

Ya, baneofelves confuses me too. ;)
#3

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 15:55:24
for some reason I thought it was pigknight at first....
#4

dirtyfrank

Mar 11, 2009 15:56:11
Unless he just recently got a myspace then it wasn't him.
#5

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 15:57:09
It isn't me. I'm only good at writing about death and destruction. I wouldn't risk my friendship with you on a stupid stunt that I know won't work.
#6

dirtyfrank

Mar 11, 2009 15:58:47
It isn't me. I'm only good at writing about death and destruction.

So death and love together in a poem would be like a ........ emo poem?
#7

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 16:00:10
I guess. But I don't write poetry. It just isn't my style. Stories of battle, war, and glory, yes. Love poems..that's my weak point. After an attempt with a girl I knew, I just gave it up.
#8

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 16:00:11
I know. Its the first impression I got, is all.
#9

dirtyfrank

Mar 11, 2009 16:03:53
Don't worry poison. Guys are both very weird and confusing.
#10

zombie_babies

Mar 11, 2009 16:05:41
It was me. So what was my Myspace name again? I can't remember ... Oh! Could you also post the ... uhh ... I mean my poems here? I can't remember what I wrote ...
#11

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 16:05:48
isn't everyone?
#12

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 16:08:16
um, ZB are u sure you want me to post what you wrote for me on this?
#13

dirtyfrank

Mar 11, 2009 16:10:08
um, ZB are u sure you want me to post what you wrote for me on this?

It wasn't ZB who wrote it. He is just trying to get you to post it.....I mean of course he wants you to post his poems.
#14

zombie_babies

Mar 11, 2009 16:12:40
um, ZB are u sure you want me to post what you wrote for me on this?

Hells to the yeah! It'll help my ... uhh ... short term memory condition. Or something that sounds even more plausible. :D

It wasn't ZB who wrote it. He is just trying to get you to post it.....I mean of course he wants you to post his poems.

Hey! I resemb ... I mean resent that remark!
#15

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 16:12:50
oh I know. I was thinking about posting it, but I just decided against it. Liers are not appreciated. oh! and if Bane posts them...well. i wont go there.
#16

zombie_babies

Mar 11, 2009 16:14:01
I'm no liar, madam. I'm a creative writer. I'll be taking that apology as soon as you're ready to give it. And grovel. Loudly. With tears.
#17

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 16:17:08
nice try.
#18

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 16:17:54
Uhh...okaay. Why would I post it?

Why won't you go there? Just tell me in secret. I gots to knowz now! (see this is what happens when you spark my curiosity)
#19

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 16:25:45
To: Seph

My Angel

My sweet beautiful angel.
Sent to me from above.
I am so grateful to have found you,
and I give you all my love.

You must have come from heaven,
because you have pretty little angel eyes.
When you gaze at me with them,
my heart begins to fly.

Your sweet angelic voice,
continuously rings in my ears.
With you by my side,
there is nothing I fear.

Whenever we are together,
You shine with a heavenly glow.
Your beautiful angel face,
raises me up from feeling low.

Yes, heaven is missing an angel,
because you are here with me.
You're my sweet, beautiful angel,
and I'll love you for eternity

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Golden Path

Take my hand this way we'll go,
Said the man above,
I'll take you to a place of joy,
Where you will find true love,

If you let go, go on your own,
But mistakes you will make,
For many other ways there are,
Which you are sure to take,

When you feel that you are lost,
All you have to do is pray,
And I'll be there once again,
To help you on your way,

I did pray and just as said,
He shined his light from above,
That showed me the way down the golden path,
That led me to your love.



ok, here it is. Im posting it because I think I got played. and the way my mood is right now, pranks are not tolerated
#20

dirtyfrank

Mar 11, 2009 16:29:42
#21

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 16:31:15
That is a little bit stalkerish, actually. (IMO)

Creeeeeepy.
#22

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 16:35:21
Wasn't me. Didn't make a MySpace yet and my poems are emoooo.
#23

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 16:37:44
didn't think you did, either.

but there still remains teh suspicionz......

(:P)
#24

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 16:45:41
I think it's some random creepy guy that doesn't realize you're a geek.
#25

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 16:47:29
meh. maybe. but right now was a bad time.
#26

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 16:49:10
It's mushy...

...it's a girl!
#27

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 16:49:18
force choke him via the interwebz.
#28

Mechalibur

Mar 11, 2009 19:04:13
I did a google search on it. It's not original. So even if someone's not into poetry they could have easily plagarized it
#29

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:08:51
Laaaame.
#30

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 19:09:41
it still weided me out. Also, I really think they were pranking me. they will regret that.
#31

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:11:06
It's a 4e-er....erm sure.

Join the Edition War and crush him!
#32

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 11, 2009 19:16:00
It's a 4e-er....erm sure.

Join the Edition War and crush him!

Ja, that's my guess too :P .
#33

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 19:17:54
Yes, those dirty damn 4E'ers! Join us Midnite! Turn the war in the favor of 3E! Help us restore the kingdom! Together, we can destroy the empire!

(is it just me, or am I sounding like Palpatine?)

EDIT: Midnite, did you block that user? they won't be able to give you crap (from that account at least) anymore.
#34

Mechalibur

Mar 11, 2009 19:19:01
...What? How does doing stupid stuff determine which edition (if any) you like to play?
#35

midnitepoison

Mar 11, 2009 19:20:30
no....i didnt block them. in fact, im looking foward to him contacting me again....
#36

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 19:22:56
@ Mecha: We'retrying to get midnite to join the edition war

@ Midnite: Don't descendto their level. What may happen is that you would get your account deleted. That would suck. Ignore them. He/She is insignificant, unworthy of your time.
#37

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 11, 2009 19:23:00
...What? How does doing stupid stuff determine which edition (if any) you like to play?

Huh? No, no, we're hawking the Neo-Generation Edition War.
#38

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:28:44
...What? How does doing stupid stuff determine which edition (if any) you like to play?

I play 4e. I'm talking about the Edition War.

Damn dirty Imperials.
#39

minja_dup

Mar 11, 2009 19:34:51
boys will be boys.....

I think pranks are actually written into their DNA code.
#40

Mechalibur

Mar 11, 2009 19:36:43
Oh okay, I get it now... maybe...
#41

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Mar 11, 2009 19:37:53
It's not always pranks. My DNA has fiery annihilation encoded in it :evillaugh .
#42

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 19:38:48
boys will be boys.....

I think pranks are actually written into their DNA code.

women do it too, you know.
#43

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:39:57
Men have a pervert gene. It's on Chromosome Pair 9.
#44

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 19:42:48
Piggy, if you try to justify the stereotypes that women have of men, I WILL find you and kick you in teh nutz.
#45

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:44:05
Women have it to. It's the trait that determines sex drive.

I think it's on Pair 9...I'm most likely wrong though.
#46

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 19:46:44
Nevermind. I'm just used to daeling with spineless guys that feel that EVERYTHING that women say bad about men is true. I don't want those stereotypes spreading. So I guess no nut kicking for me. And I wanted to let you know just how good a frined I am.
#47

minja_dup

Mar 11, 2009 19:47:05
Piggy, if you try to justify the stereotypes that women have of men, I WILL find you and kick you in teh nutz.

Not with the women of this thread protecting him. Right piggy?
#48

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:48:07
By the way I think it's a sex linked trait. Meaning the mom determines the hornyness of the son...funny in my opinion.
#49

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 19:48:14
Not with the women of this thread protecting him. Right piggy?

that won't stop me. You may all kick my ass after the deed, BUT IT WILL BE DONE! MWAHAHAHA!
#50

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:50:00
that won't stop me. You may all kick my ass after the deed, BUT IT WILL BE DONE! MWAHAHAHA!

Bad evil laugh.

Try:

(>^o^)>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:evillaugh
#51

minja_dup

Mar 11, 2009 19:51:13
that won't stop me. You may all kick my ass after the deed, BUT IT WILL BE DONE! MWAHAHAHA!

Good luck with that.... fanboi.... ;)
#52

pigknight

Mar 11, 2009 19:52:30
Sorry Minja we're fanbois of Midnitepoison now.
#53

baneofelves

Mar 11, 2009 19:54:00
Good luck with that.... fanboi.... ;)

Not my fault that I like Midnitepoison better. She's cool, and puts up with the crap I send her over myspace.
#54

ciaran

Mar 11, 2009 20:43:46
Formulaic, but not bad.
#55

dirtyfrank

Mar 11, 2009 22:42:24
I think pranks are actually written into their DNA code.

I know, our DNA is a joke.
#56

zombie_babies

Mar 12, 2009 8:33:21
Just wanted to clear a couple of things up ...

After re-reading my poems, I have determined that I am a sappy hack of a poet and will never write one again. Those were the mosts simplistic, juvenile things I have ever read ... er ... written and I resent the implication that I stole them from somebody else.

It was also not a joke. This is a joke. Get it?