www.youtube.com/watch?v=R10ljA0-sHs
It was hilarious, and looked like a really funny movie... but it was apparently a prank trailer.
That is, until I browsed through the "Upcoming films" for the local movie theater and saw this:
www.pathe.nl/acties_events.asp?item_id=2...
(Yeah I know you can't read the page; just watch the trailer)
Sooooo.... anyone intending to watch this? It looks and sounds like something hilarious and awesome.
EDIT: Here's another link to an actual trailer for the real movie. The first one in the OP is the one from Grindhouse when it was just part of the Grindhouse experience and nothing more. Still good, though.
EDITEDIT: Sept 3rd release date in the States.
So yeah, we're both quite excited.
Now Jessica Alba is hot although kicks much less ass and typically sucks. And you can't forget Steven Seagal is going to be in it!
I'm honestly not a huge fan of M-Rod's hotness, but I do like her generic tough girl image and her typical characters. But she's probably one of the wife's hottest actresses which has much to do with her badassitude.
Now Jessica Alba is hot although kicks much less ass and typically sucks. And you can't forget Steven Seagal is going to be in it!
Yeah, Alba is hot but that's all she's got goin' on. M-Rod is hot and plays cool characters. Liked her in that Resident Evil thing a lot. Hell, I even liked her in The Fast and The Furious. Heh. I really want to see it cuz of what it is, though. And for the style. And Danny Trejo is always awesome.
How I forgot about him I just don't know. I do hope he breaks someone's neck in it. That'd be awesome.
Meh. Looks too over-the-top violent and gorey for my tastes.
Yeah, since that's largely what is was meant to be, you'd probably be best leaving it alone. It's a joke but part of the joke is the gorey nonsensical violence. You probably also wouldn't like The Expendables cuz it's pretty gorey and 90% violence. Again, that's the point so if ya don't get down with that, it's just not for you. And that's cool an' all.
Meh, that's over the top, sure. But what would be really over the top is if they, like, had this hawt chick who, like, loses her leg and then, like, totally replaces it with an M16 complete with grenade launcher and then uses the launcher to catapult herself into the air. Man, if they did that ... oh, wait ...
Grindhouse was awesome. 
And that's why I fully believe Machete will be cooler than poop.
And that's why I fully believe Machete will be cooler than poop.
... well, that's a ringing endorsement if I ever heard one.
I like the: "This a special Cinco de Mayo message: FOR ARIZONA!"
I like the: "This a special Cinco de Mayo message: FOR ARIZONA!"
I always thought it was 'sink-o'. Cuz, you know, the proper celebratory proceedings for said holiday involve a sink full of mayonnaise.
Niiiice.
Also: www.bustedtees.com/cincodemayo
Meh, that's over the top, sure. But what would be really over the top is if they, like, had this hawt chick who, like, loses her leg and then, like, totally replaces it with an M16 complete with grenade launcher and then uses the launcher to catapult herself into the air. Man, if they did that ... oh, wait ...
Was I the only one who, when the scene came up in Deathproof where they got rammed and the girl with her leg out the window got it knocked off, yelled out, "Hey, anybody got a machine gun?"?
Was I the only one who, when the scene came up in Deathproof where they got rammed and the girl with her leg out the window got it knocked off, yelled out, "Hey, anybody got a machine gun?"?
That scene made me so happy! I hate when people stick their feet out the window.
Man, I should go home and watch Grindhouse tonight... too bad the DVDs didn't come with the fake ads.
Was I the only one who, when the scene came up in Deathproof where they got rammed and the girl with her leg out the window got it knocked off, yelled out, "Hey, anybody got a machine gun?"?
I vaguely remember thinking it. It's been so long, though. Damn them were some good movies. When the dood starts cryin' an' stuff after the chicks fight back has to be one of the funniest things ever. And the broad gettin' her leg removed is pretty damned sweet, too.