1.You may have one weapon of your choice (assume ammunition is infinite) (Can be from any source [i.e. can be from a game, movie, whatever])
2.You have any song of your choice playing over the PA while you are destroying the undead.
3.What is the last thing you say before you die?
Weapon: My bare hands
Song: 3's and 7's by Queens of the Stone Age
Final Words: "I hope you choke on my ego."
How do you make your final stand?
Song: "Run" by Disturbed
Last Words: "Oh, shi-"
Song: Pull Me Under by Dream Theater
Last words
A blood choked laugh)Song: One from Metallica
Last Words: "I hope this works." - I don't want to be eaten by zombies.
Song: Anthem of the World by Stratoravius
Last Words: The Bundead are waaaay scarier!
Weapon : M-16 with chainsaw (?)
Theme Song : Here Comes Sickness - Mudhoney
Last Words : " No matter what, keep my parents from searching my room."
Song: Libera Me from Hell
Last Words: "Kaboom." (Before I use my finger lasers to collapse the Mall on top of me and all of the zombies).
Song:No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo
Last Words:"I have such sights to show you."
Song: Chemical brothers "Brothers gonna work it out"
Last words: censored to avoid the moderator banhammer
Song : Hampsterdance
Last Words : HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE (giggling like a madman)
Song: Battlefield by Blind Guardian
Last words: "I planned on saying something inspirational, but, to hell with it. SCREW YOU, ZOMBIES!"
......What? It is a weapon.:P Song: O2 by Orange Range(I think)
Last Words: A shame I never learned to farm anything but Exp.....
Weapon: Wing Zero
/thread.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!!!
^^^ "Bodies" by Drowning Pool. Best zombie apocalypse music ever! ^^^
"Nah, don't worry. I'm pretty sure it's dead..."
Dual Flamethrowers. It's not an apocalypse without raging fires burning down all evidence of civilization.
exactly.
Song: Ode to Joy
"Last Words": Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A...
Weapon: The Blade of Olympus
Music: Destroyer, by Static-X
Last Words: Hah! You still can't kill me? *******! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! C'MON! KILL ME! KILL ME! YOU STILL CAN'T STOP ME! HAHAHA!
Music: Let it Rock, by Kevin Rudolf and Lil Wayne.
Final Words: "Come, get some..."
Weapon: Brass knuckles.
Music: Let it Rock, by Kevin Rudolf and Lil Wayne.
Final Words: "Come, get some..."
Nice. :D
It's not even a "I'm going to try and live" answer. You're just going to kick some zombie ass and have fun while going it. Now that is a girl I can respect.
Song: Dead Girls by Voltaire.
Last Words: ONLY THE GIRLS PLEASE.
Sorry... I couldn't help myself.
Weapon: Roses
Song: Dead Girls by Voltaire.
Last Words: ONLY THE GIRLS PLEASE.
Sorry... I couldn't help myself.
Don't worry I understand. Zombie women need loven too. ;)
stomping.I don't need anything beyond my fists, not that I really know how to use any weapons beside my fists anyway...
... well my feet too. Really I would just prefer to have my workout mix over the PA system, I am not sure how long I would last, but I would make it past the first 3:55 which would be Let it Rock, after that comes Just Dance by Lady Gaga and if I make it that 4:02 then we get to Hot N Cold by Katy Perry.
Well I figure if I am at the local mall running into zombies, most of them are probably friends of mine; so they deserve an up close intimate and personal
Wait, wait, wait a second. Are you saying your friends deserve a beating? Is it because they are your friends or because they are zombies at this point? What happened to the nice and kind Minja that is all about helping others? You talk about being nice and peaceful on one thread then beating up friends on the next.
Wait, wait, wait a second. Are you saying your friends deserve a beating? Is it because they are your friends or because they are zombies at this point? What happened to the nice and kind Minja that is all about helping others? You talk about being nice and peaceful on one thread then beating up friends on the next.
Because they are my friends AND they are zombies, so they deserve to be beaten taken out in a more intimate fashion, not by some sci fi mumbo jumbo weaponry. Just up close and personal, as I said. ;)
@ Pigknight. If he is a zombie, then yup. :D
Would you rather fight black magic necromancy zombies, or mutated, virus-infected Resident Evil zombies?
Black magic zombies all the way for me. The virus zombies have always rubbed me the wrong way. Black magic zombies actually follow rules that I can predict and understand. Virus zombies always seem to just be, "we can do whatever it takes to kill anyone no matter how little sense it makes". Then again I don't watch zombie flicks, so maybe my perception is skewed. *shrugs*
Would you rather fight black magic necromancy zombies, or mutated, virus-infected Resident Evil zombies?
Yes. :D
My choices?
Weapon: Star Destroyer. Base Delta Zero the place out of existence.
Song: Ride of the Valkyries.
Last Words: "How the hell did zombies make it out of orbit!?"
Music: Advent: One-Winged Angel.
Last words: Come get some.
Music: 1812 Overture
Last Words:"And now... THE CRESCENDO! AHAHAHAHA!!"
Yes. :D
Weapon: Star Destroyer. Base Delta Zero the place out of existence.
Out of curiosity, how did you intend to utilize a Star Destroyer by yourself? Since it is effectively a battleship, I imagine that using even the weapon systems without a crew would be quite a task.:P
Music: Name of the Game by Crystal Method
Last Words: At least I'm not going to waste!
I might try Thriller just to see If I could get them to dance.
Would you rather fight black magic necromancy zombies, or mutated, virus-infected Resident Evil zombies?
Either one is good for me. I can handle them. :D
The song: Bodies by Drowing Pool (if I can't have this 'cause someone else has, then Planet Hell by Nightwish)
The last words: This sucks! After taking out all those zombies I'm now dying from the sandwich!
The weapon: the last-night's-kebab, cheese and spinach sandwich and a razor-sharp brick!
At last, someone else that isn't afraid to take care of the issue all up close and personal. I am glad to see someone else isn't hiding behind hitech sci fi weaponry at massive distances.
Besides, it would make for better dramatic scenery, tension and line delivery.
:D
Weapon: Dual UMP-45's
At last, someone else that isn't afraid to take care of the issue all up close and personal. I am glad to see someone else isn't hiding behind hitech sci fi weaponry at massive distances.
Besides, it would make for better dramatic scenery, tension and line delivery.
Didn't I tell you, they're meant to be clubs! :D
Song: Me whistling twinkle twinkle little star
Last words: Hey, I think I have the hang of these thi-
At last, someone else that isn't afraid to take care of the issue all up close and personal. I am glad to see someone else isn't hiding behind hitech sci fi weaponry at massive distances.
Besides, it would make for better dramatic scenery, tension and line delivery.
:D
Hey, I used a lightsaber! Sure, it's sci-fi, but it's still up-close and personal, dang it!
song: what we need is a hero- Alan Silvestri - Beowulf soundtrack
last words: Die mindless skum!
T-virus zombies of course, because some of us ... adapt.
At last, someone else that isn't afraid to take care of the issue all up close and personal. I am glad to see someone else isn't hiding behind hitech sci fi weaponry at massive distances.
Besides, it would make for better dramatic scenery, tension and line delivery.
:D
So open for debate. I'd take a good gun fight any day over a hand-to-hand, especially when it comes to zombies. Makes them look more like monsters than terrorists.
Music: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
Last Words: "David, kill the Queen!"
At last, someone else that isn't afraid to take care of the issue all up close and personal. I am glad to see someone else isn't hiding behind hitech sci fi weaponry at massive distances.
Besides, it would make for better dramatic scenery, tension and line delivery.
:D
What are you talking about? A nuclear bomb isn't high tech sci-fi weaponry. When I use that thing, it will be a close and personal killing of every zombie within a several mile radius. I'll be giving them one hell of a right hook. ;)
Out of curiosity, how did you intend to utilize a Star Destroyer by yourself? Since it is effectively a battleship, I imagine that using even the weapon systems without a crew would be quite a task.:P
You can slave all of the systems to a single bridge terminal, as shown in the Wraith Squadron series of books; all I'd need to do is maneuver it into position and hit the "fire" button.
Music: "I stand alone" by Godsmack
Last Words: Insane laughter
At last, someone else that isn't afraid to take care of the issue all up close and personal. I am glad to see someone else isn't hiding behind hitech sci fi weaponry at massive distances.
Besides, it would make for better dramatic scenery, tension and line delivery.
:D
My goal was survival and blowing things up. Both of which are better served by a mech with the ability to survive re-entry and to blow up meterorites. Besides a mech is so much more awesome than your fists.:D
You can slave all of the systems to a single bridge terminal, as shown in the Wraith Squadron series of books; all I'd need to do is maneuver it into position and hit the "fire" button.
.....Then why the heck does the empire bother with staffing them beyond the console operator, mechanics, fighter pilots, and ground troops?
At last, someone else that isn't afraid to take care of the issue all up close and personal. I am glad to see someone else isn't hiding behind hitech sci fi weaponry at massive distances.
Besides, it would make for better dramatic scenery, tension and line delivery.
:D
Yeah, but NOONE beats me for up close and personal :;)
Song: Pick Up the Pieces by Average White Band
Last words: "Pick up them pieces, *****!"
Hey, I used a lightsaber! Sure, it's sci-fi, but it's still up-close and personal, dang it!
You are right, I apologize for not acknowledging everyone whose methods I approve of in the thread.
But a lightsaber is up close and personal, although there won't be a lot of blood spatter so the drama drops a bit.
@ Nyronus, I tried that joke on another zombie thread and nobody got the reference. I was kind of disappointed. A cricket bat is also a fine weapon up close and personal, or vinyl for range.
@ Nyronus, I tried that joke on another zombie thread and nobody got the reference. I was kind of disappointed. A cricket bat is also a fine weapon up close and personal, or vinyl for range.
Shaun of the Dead? Ya, it's a great move.
Have some of you realized at all that things like mechs, space stations, and deathstars don't fit inside of most malls?
Shaun of the Dead? Ya, it's a great move.
Have some of you realized at all that things like mechs, space stations, and deathstars don't fit inside of most malls?
The mall is infested with zombies, does it really matter if we damage it by bringing in our weapon of choice?
-=Edit: As a side note, I'm pretty sure Wing Zero could fit inside some of the larger malls accross the world, especially in its secondary mode. I mean if Sega can fit a theme park in a mall, I'm sure I can fit a mech in one. :D=-
But true, the drama suffers.
.....Then why the heck does the empire bother with staffing them beyond the console operator, mechanics, fighter pilots, and ground troops?
They have a buncha clones that they don't know what to do with?
The virus zombies have always rubbed me the wrong way. Black magic zombies actually follow rules that I can predict and understand. Virus zombies always seem to just be, "we can do whatever it takes to kill anyone no matter how little sense it makes".
Wow, WTF? I think you got that backwards. Virus zombies always follow simple rules, are predictable, and are easy to kill. Black magic zombies are the ones that make no sense at all, never follow any consistent rules, and are basically impossible to kill because even if you blow them up, their intestines will slither towards you and try to strangle you or something or find some other way to still not die no matter how little sense it makes because it's magic.
MY answer should be obvious now. Virus zombies are way more fun. :D
Weapon/Quote: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line.
....Then why the heck does the empire bother with staffing them beyond the console operator, mechanics, fighter pilots, and ground troops?
Because it takes a heck of a slicer (hacker) to reroute them that way (they don't come like that straight from the factory), and it's very rare that you have unlimited time to float slowly above a planet with no planetary defenses and base delta zero a single ground installment that can't fight back or escape in any way. If it were a zombie infestation in a mall on Coruscant, I would have had to find a different strategy. 'Course, that would probably mean a bunch of zombie Jedi, and that'd be freaking scary. ;)
Because it takes a heck of a slicer (hacker) to reroute them that way (they don't come like that straight from the factory), and it's very rare that you have unlimited time to float slowly above a planet with no planetary defenses and base delta zero a single ground installment that can't fight back or escape in any way. If it were a zombie infestation in a mall on Coruscant, I would have had to find a different strategy. 'Course, that would probably mean a bunch of zombie Jedi, and that'd be freaking scary. ;)
Could zombies be jedi or would they just be siths?
Because it takes a heck of a slicer (hacker) to reroute them that way (they don't come like that straight from the factory).....
Then why don't they come out of the factory that way? Seems like it would cut down on costs.:P
Could zombies be jedi or would they just be siths?
Well, would you prefer fighting diplomatic zombies, or ones that can shoot lightning? I prefer the former.
Then why don't they come out of the factory that way? Seems like it would cut down on costs
Because of Part 2 of my post--it's almost never useful. The case in question where it was useful was when there was a new Super Star Destroyer under construction, so they got aboard, killed the skeleton crew (zombie crew?), and slaved everything to a single terminal so they could simply point it in one direction and get it out of the shipyards to get a real crew on. And the good guys managed to destroy it easily, so obviously having a single guy doing navigation and combat isn't a good idea.
If you have a mecha, I think it is only fair that the zombies have them too. :lightbulb
Whoever said anything about being fair? This is about survival!
Whoever said anything about being fair? This is about survival!
If it were about survival you would flee. This is about, fun, dramatic tension, and kicking zombie
!Song: "Brick House" by the Commodores
Last Words: "We've been having constant sex for the last twenty years, every since you killed all those zombies. Any more and I'll die! Let's do it."
Because of Part 2 of my post--it's almost never useful. The case in question where it was useful was when there was a new Super Star Destroyer under construction, so they got aboard, killed the skeleton crew (zombie crew?), and slaved everything to a single terminal so they could simply point it in one direction and get it out of the shipyards to get a real crew on. And the good guys managed to destroy it easily, so obviously having a single guy doing navigation and combat isn't a good idea.
If I am remembering the same instance as you, the only thing it was supposed to do was point in one direction, and then jump, and even then I think it was partially slaved to another ship. It was massively crippled in actual combat without a crew.
Still, glassing a defenseless planet with it would probably work.
If I am remembering the same instance as you, the only thing it was supposed to do was point in one direction, and then jump, and even then I think it was partially slaved to another ship. It was massively crippled in actual combat without a crew.
Still, glassing a defenseless planet with it would probably work.
You are indeed remembering the same instance, and that's precisely my point--the only reason it works is that the zombies don't have X-wings and TIE interceptors or any other way to affect my SD at all.
I hope. ;)
If it were about survival you would flee. This is about, fun, dramatic tension, and kicking zombie
No because the first rule of zombie warfare is that if you turn tail, you will die a horrible death as zombies that you didn't know exist suddenly appear in front of you and eat your kidneys.
Survival requires a strong offense with an impenatrable defense. Both of which are provided by a mech far better than any other means....well except maybe the star destroyer......However I am changing my mech choice upon further consideration. Now instead of Wing Zero, I'm taking Xenogears.:D
Song: Still Alive
Final Words: "At least I got those zombies back there all those years ago."
Song: A country boy can survive
Last words: This is gonna hurt
Song: Hero Of The Day by Metallica
Last Words. There are no last words. I don't get killed by Zombie noobs.
If I am allowed Mecha. I call Jehuty. Nothing stops Jehuty and nothing can beat her. No not even the Sun Crusher.
No not even the Sun Crusher.
That's blatantly false.
Regardless of having mechs or not you still end up dying. You wouldn't have any last words if you live through it.
Well yeah, but the last words I chose implied death by starvation rather than death by zombies. Not as cool, but it has a much more indefinite time frame attached.
Brass knuckles, face to face, blood spattering fight to the end to modern dance, or even techno.
Music: One Winged Angel
Last Words: "I'm a
Lich, you s!!! DIE!!!!"What? My phylactry would be elsewhere.
If you get Mecha then the zombies should get mecha too. If you are on a Star Destroyer, then the zombies should get Star Destroyers too. Remember there is a cosmic, comic synergy to the world, and to horror films. Lopsided one super sci techs don't work.
Brass knuckles, face to face, blood spattering fight to the end to modern dance, or even techno.
Bah fine they get mechs, whatever. I still kick them two ways to Tuesday since I traded up for Xenogears. It is a mech powered by the wave existence, which in universe is basically the equivilent of God. So it effectively uses God as a fuel source putting it far beyond other mechs. :P
Do zombies even have blood to spatter?
The rage filled fast and dexterous plague zombies do, don't know about all the black magic zombies.
The rage filled fast and dexterous plague zombies do, don't know about all the black magic zombies.
For black magic zombies it depends on how fresh the corpse is. However it really shouldn't splutter too much, it should leak out more than anything else.
Alway's been my favorite mech.
...And zombies always hold 20 gallons of liquid cherry red blood.
Song: Become the Bull by Atreyu
Last words: 67!.......68!.......69!.......70!.......71!......
Song: Become the Bull by Atreyu
I might have gone with Wicked End, but an otherwise valiant ending!
Song: D.N.R. (Do Not Resuscitate me) by Testament
Last words: "This was the last one, now I have to die because it fits the script..."
I'd use a Shadow Cat.
Alway's been my favorite mech.
OMG CHEETA!!!!!!111!!! NO SCATS NOOB!!!111!!!
Sorry, just was reminded of my first (and to date only) MW online game.
Oh, and how would you fit a Shadow Cat in mall?
Song: Mongo's theme from Blazing Saddles.
Last Words: I have no intention of dying.
That's blatantly false.
The Sun Crusher could never hit Jehuty.
Due to Jehuty's ability to travel space time at will.
However Jehuty could just appear magically behind the Sun crusher and being as powerful as it is the Suncrusher would be easily cleaved in twain.
Weapon: tame Cloverfield with saddle.
Song: Mongo's theme from Blazing Saddles.
Last Words: I have no intention of dying. Oh Shi--!
Fixed!
Weapon: The necronomicon.
Song:Dragula-rob zombie
Last words: So it was Cthulhu! *crunch*
:coolcthul
Regardless of having mechs or not you still end up dying. You wouldn't have any last words if you live through it.
Yeah, lets say they die a natural death. What would you're last words be then? Everyone's got last words, it's just life... or death.
Weapon: Falcon Punch, Space Marine Dreadnaught, umbrella
Song: Benny Hill soundtrack, Six Flags theme song, Beehtoven's 5th
Final Words: A bunch of stuff I can't repeat online. lol
Song: New York, New York by Frank Sinatra
Last Words: Missed sucker!
Weapon: A crowbar in my right hand and a brick in the other.
Song: Become the Bull by Atreyu
Last words: 67!.......68!.......69!.......70!.......71!......
So you're only going to kill 71 zombies?
Rookies. So you're only going to kill 71 zombies?
Nah, he just gets bored of counting at that point.
"...67..."
*wham*
"...68..."
*wham*
"...69..."
*wham*
*wham*
*wham*
*wham*
"...7--was that 71? 72? No...75? Screw it. DIE, VILE ZOMBIES!!"
Music: Valley of the Damned by DragonForce.
Weapon: A carrot and a bat behind my back.
Last words (before I finish this): Eye haz jewcy karot!
Regardless of having mechs or not you still end up dying. You wouldn't have any last words if you live through it.
Of course you will have last words. If you live through it, you'll just die after the zombie apocalypse, not because of the zombie apocalypse.
I smile to them and tell them
"Mind your mother and father... and eat your vegetables" before I die.
Weapon: Swords, spells, and a few (thousand) wands of Fireball Lv 10
Song: The Metal- Tenacious D
Last Words: "Bwahahahahahaha!!!! BURN ZOMBIES, BURN!!!!!!!!!!"
What? I like fire. Is that a crime?
Weapon: Kain's Lance
Music: Indestructible, by Disturbed
Final Words: I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!
Music: How to make a monster Rob zombie
Final Words: Oh god, I saw her face
Music: Get down with the sickness
Final quote: Careful boys....I play rough!
Weapon: Double Harkonen Cannons
Music: Get down with the sickness
Final quote: Careful boys....I play rough!
So, you want to be a girl with two big guns?
Why are you warning the zombies? It's not like they can hear you. And why do you assume that all of the zombies are young boys? ;)
Weapon: Double Harkonen Cannons
Music: Get down with the sickness
Final quote: Careful boys....I play rough!
This version of Down With the Sickness?
Music: I Wish I Had An Angel, by Nightwish
Last words: "Son of a bi---" *gets chomped*
Music: "I Dream of Genie" theme song
Last words: "What's this button do when I pres-"
Song: Techno Remix of "Zombies" by the Cranberries
(What's in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie)
Last Words: "****, I just killed myself with the Ray Gun"
(If you've played the Nazi Zombie mode on CoD WaW you know what I'm talking about)
Weapon: Ray Gun from Call of Duty: World of War Nacht der Untoten mode (Nazi Zombies).
Song: Techno Remix of "Zombies" by the Cranberries
(What's in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie)
Last Words: "****, I just killed myself with the Ray Gun"
(If you've played the Nazi Zombie mode on CoD WaW you know what I'm talking about)
I can only get to the 12th sortie of "nombies" (nazi zombies) ;). This is not to be confused w/ the "nombies" or "zinjas" (zombie ninjas) in "The Gamers: The Dorkness Rising
What's that tune (instrumental) they play after final death (zombie) in W@W?
Weapon: One thousand wands of Control Undead
Music: Darth Vader's theme
Last Words: "It has been a *cough* very long time*cough. But, conquering *cough* the world sure was *cough* easy with my *cough* zombie horde. I'm glad I *cough* got stuck in that *cough* mall."
...What? It would work.
(screw you, I've just declared myself a TW ranger, because I can, lol)
Song: a power-metal version of "March To Cambreadth", cranked to max volume
Last Words: screaming my family name as I plunge my broken blade into an enemy with my dying breath
Song Motor Breath from Metallica
Last words N/A (It's kind of hard to speak when using a breath weapon)
Music: St. Anger, by Metallica (Yes, bad song but good at getting all jacked up and angry)
Final Words: "GGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Music: Lets Face It by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Dying Words: I wonder how much Experience I'm worth.
Weapon: Grave Damage
Music: None
Last Words:"Bwahahahahahaurk."
1.) Vorpal Nunchucks
2.) Crazy- DJ Pitbull
3.) "Where are the living girls?"
I repeat, this is for my cousin who will, if he gets an account, call himself Spitfire.
1.) Vorpal Nunchucks
2.) Crazy- DJ Pitbull
3.) "Where are the living girls?"
I repeat, this is for my cousin who will, if he gets an account, call himself Spitfire.
1.) Vorpal Nunchucks
2.) Crazy- DJ Pitbull
3.) "Where are the living girls?"
I repeat, this is for my cousin who will, if he gets an account, call himself Spitfire.
1.) Vorpal Nunchucks
2.) Crazy- DJ Pitbull
3.) "Where are the living girls?"
I repeat, this is for my cousin who will, if he gets an account, call himself Spitfire.
Song: My Hero, by the Foo Fighters
Last Words: "EDIT: DOUBLE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSST!"
Weapon: Tau Crisis Suit with Airburst Fragmentation Launcher and two Burst Cannons, obviously modified for human use.
Song: Last Man Standing, by Hammerfall, seems fitting.
Last words: "Well, that's quite a mess."
Song: "A Tout le Monde" by Megadeth
Last words: "Come at me, bro!"