Mammoth Steak?

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#1

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Apr 25, 2009 21:55:05
Okay, I'm sure you've all heard of the incredibly well-preserved baby mammoth they found up in Siberia, aye? If not, here it is.

Since it might be possible to clone this one (and even if the DNA is too decayed, it may be possible to fix the gaps with the DNA of the mammoth's closest living relatives), I have a major question to ask: Should they succeed at cloning the thing, would you train in spear and atlatl to hunt one and eat it?
#2

disciple_of_juiblex

Apr 25, 2009 22:01:33
What is dead should stay dead...

Im not a religious person, and i belive that science can eventually explain almost anything. But bringing back a species that got weeded out my natural selection seems wrong to me. Expecially since it would serve no one.

I rather have them work on altering chickens to make them yeals more meat an eggs than bringing it back.

Also, a human with a spear vs an elephant. yea i think i can figure out whos going to win that fight :P
#3

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Apr 25, 2009 22:10:13
Also, a human with a spear vs an elephant. yea i think i can figure out whos going to win that fight :P

You'd be surprised...

Due to the fact that fossilized mammoth skeletons have been found with flint speartips in em, we know that they were a staple food source to early humans. And I didn't mean one human. We're basically pursuit-oriented pack hunters.
#4

disciple_of_juiblex

Apr 25, 2009 22:14:01
You'd be surprised...

Due to the fact that fossilized mammoth skeletons have been found with flint speartips in em, we know that they were a staple food source to early humans. And I didn't mean one human. We're basically pursuit-oriented pack hunters.

Yes i know that a pack of peaple could bring down an elephant, but why train to use a spear when anyone could just pick up a rifle and blow a hole in its head
#5

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Apr 25, 2009 22:19:14
Cuz spears are cooler.
#6

novatack

Apr 25, 2009 22:29:08
What about guns that shoot spears?
#7

stealthmarmot

Apr 25, 2009 22:46:08
You kidding? I'm what caused their extinction the first time around.

Mammoth steak is like crack.
#8

Rustmonster

Apr 26, 2009 1:25:26
Mammoth steak is like crack.

Really, it's true.

It was the first controlled substance known to man.
#9

oxybe

Apr 26, 2009 2:44:18
what you need is a gun that shoots lightning shurikens.

now that is a gun.
#10

Reg06

Apr 26, 2009 3:06:51
Im not a religious person, and i belive that science can eventually explain almost anything. But bringing back a species that got weeded out my natural selection seems wrong to me. Expecially since it would serve no one.

The climate changed too fast for them to evolve, and humans spread faster than they could learn to fear us. As for being no use, 76 oz steaks are already a hit, imagine a 40lb steak. More variation in our diet is a good thing.

As for the OP's question, I totally would. I'd be lining up around the block to taste some of that possibly delicious mammoth meat.
#11

The_White_Sorcerer

Apr 26, 2009 3:53:49
what you need is a gun that shoots lightning shurikens.

now that is a gun.

Actually, you need one that does that, plus has breasts and is on fire.
#12

oxybe

Apr 26, 2009 4:00:43
but if we had that gun, we would never leave home to hunt mammoths once they are zombified, i mean genetically brought back from extinction...
#13

terronus

May 01, 2009 17:28:55
I'd hunt a mammoth. My preference is dual wielding punt guns, though... like this guy.

IMAGE(http://www.intercom.net/~shoreman/punts2.jpg)